Brainteasers

aimerlans

Who closes the door of the bus once the driver steps out?

What can you feed but if you give it water it will die?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

aimerlans wrote: »

Who closes the door of the bus once the driver steps out?

The driver, theres a button on the side



What can you feed but if you give it water it will die?

A fire.


Who put the screw in the tuna?

biko

Something something woodchuck wood something.

aimerlans

benwavner wrote: »

aimerlans wrote: »

Who closes the door of the bus once the driver steps out?

The driver, theres a button on the side



What can you feed but if you give it water it will die?

A fire.


Who put the screw in the tuna?

Kenan and Kel

MrStuffins

aimerlans wrote: »

Who closes the door of the bus once the driver steps out?

The driver

emeraldstar

biko wrote: »

Something something woodchuck wood something.

Brain teaser, not tongue twister.

im invisible

Two ducks infront of a duck, two ducks behind a duck, and a duck in the middle, how many ducks?

MrStuffins

im invisible wrote: »

Two ducks infront of a duck, two ducks behind a duck, and a duck in the middle, how many ducks?

3 ducks

The King of Moo

im invisible wrote: »

Two ducks infront of a duck, two ducks behind a duck, and a duck in the middle, how many ducks?

Three.

What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

xzanti

What falls but never breaks, what breaks but never falls.

MrStuffins

The King of Moo wrote: »

Three.

What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed and a toothbrush

AnonoBoy

How do Jacobs get the figs into the jaffa cakes?

a fat guy

xzanti wrote: »

What falls but never breaks, what breaks but never falls.

I'm tempted to say "a paladin" and "wind"...

MrStuffins

3 women go to a restaurant. The bill is €30. They put €10 each on the table and the waiter collects.

The cashier says there's been a mistake, the bill should've been €25 and returns 5 €1 coins to the waiter, which of course can't be divided evenly between 3. He puts €2 in his pocket and gives each lady back €1.

Now they each have €1 each, they've paid €9 each.

€9 x 3 = €27

Add the €2 the waiter has in his pocket and you have €29.............

where's the other €1 go?

emeraldstar

AnonoBoy wrote: »

How do Jacobs get the figs into the jaffa cakes?

That'd be some feat.

bonzodog2

xzanti wrote: »

What falls but never breaks, what breaks but never falls.

Night and Dawn. Aaaah the crack of Dawn !

xzanti

What's the only word in the English language to have 3 consecutive double letters in it??

a fat guy

MrStuffins wrote: »

3 women go to a restaurant. The bill is €30. They put €10 each on the table and the waiter collects.

The cashier says there's been a mistake, the bill should've been €25 and returns 5 €1 coins to the waiter, which of course can't be divided evenly between 3. He puts €2 in his pocket and gives each lady back €1.

Now they each have €1 each, they've paid €9 each.

€9 x 3 = €27

Add the €2 the waiter has in his pocket and you have €29.............

where's the other €1 go?

The women actually have 28 bob, the last euro is divided between them.

admiralofthefleet

im invisible wrote: »

Two ducks infront of a duck, two ducks behind a duck, and a duck in the middle, how many ducks?

who gives a fuck

Senna

xzanti wrote: »

What's the only word in the English language to have 3 consecutive double letters in it??

bookkeeping

Praetorian Saighdiuir

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

who gives a fuck

The duck

MrStuffins

xzanti wrote: »

What's the only word in the English language to have 3 consecutive double letters in it??

Google........ I mean, bookkeeping!

MrStuffins

a fat guy wrote: »

The women actually have 28 bob, the last euro is divided between them.

The women have €3 between them.

xzanti

MrStuffins wrote: »

Google........ I mean, bookkeeping!

Ah f*ck yis all.

MickySticks

How many arses does a babboon have?

SteelyDanJalapeno

MrStuffins wrote: »

3 women go to a restaurant. The bill is €30. They put €10 each on the table and the waiter collects.

The cashier says there's been a mistake, the bill should've been €25 and returns 5 €1 coins to the waiter, which of course can't be divided evenly between 3. He puts €2 in his pocket and gives each lady back €1.

Now they each have €1 each, they've paid €9 each.

€9 x 3 = €27

Add the €2 the waiter has in his pocket and you have €29.............

where's the other €1 go?

They haven't paid 9 euro each ya dope,

25/3 = 8.3333 + 1 euro = 9.3333 each x 3 = 28

And the Jipo waiter has the 2 bob

CarrickMcJoe

Can you give me a sentence where the word "and" is used 5 times in a row?

Laika1986

CarrickMcJoe wrote: »

Can you give me a sentence where the word "and" is used 5 times in a row?

No but im sure Gareth Gates could

MrStuffins

TiltedBrain wrote: »

They haven't paid 9 euro each ya dope,

25/3 = 8.3333 + 1 euro = 9.3333 each x 3 = 28

And the Jipo waiter has the 2 bob

It's a brainteaser, i did not invent the brainteaser.

Please refrain from calling me names.

Also, where did they get the 0.3333 coins in order to pay in such a fashion?

shopaholic01

Laika1986 wrote: »

No but im sure Gareth Gates could

SteelyDanJalapeno

MrStuffins wrote: »

It's a brainteaser, i did not invent the brainteaser.

Please refrain from calling me names.

Soz,

it was meant playfully!