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Brainteasers

  • 07-05-2012 10:18PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 134 ✭✭


    Who closes the door of the bus once the driver steps out?

    What can you feed but if you give it water it will die?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    aimerlans wrote: »
    Who closes the door of the bus once the driver steps out?

    The driver, theres a button on the side



    What can you feed but if you give it water it will die?

    A fire.


    Who put the screw in the tuna?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Something something woodchuck wood something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 134 ✭✭aimerlans


    benwavner wrote: »
    aimerlans wrote: »
    Who closes the door of the bus once the driver steps out?

    The driver, theres a button on the side



    What can you feed but if you give it water it will die?

    A fire.


    Who put the screw in the tuna?



    Kenan and Kel


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,457 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    aimerlans wrote: »
    Who closes the door of the bus once the driver steps out?

    The driver


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    biko wrote: »
    Something something woodchuck wood something.
    Brain teaser, not tongue twister.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Two ducks infront of a duck, two ducks behind a duck, and a duck in the middle, how many ducks?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,457 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Two ducks infront of a duck, two ducks behind a duck, and a duck in the middle, how many ducks?

    3 ducks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Two ducks infront of a duck, two ducks behind a duck, and a duck in the middle, how many ducks?

    Three.

    What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    What falls but never breaks, what breaks but never falls.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,457 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Three.

    What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

    A chair, a bed and a toothbrush


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    How do Jacobs get the figs into the jaffa cakes?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 800 ✭✭✭a fat guy


    xzanti wrote: »
    What falls but never breaks, what breaks but never falls.

    I'm tempted to say "a paladin" and "wind"...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,457 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    3 women go to a restaurant. The bill is €30. They put €10 each on the table and the waiter collects.

    The cashier says there's been a mistake, the bill should've been €25 and returns 5 €1 coins to the waiter, which of course can't be divided evenly between 3. He puts €2 in his pocket and gives each lady back €1.

    Now they each have €1 each, they've paid €9 each.

    €9 x 3 = €27

    Add the €2 the waiter has in his pocket and you have €29.............

    where's the other €1 go?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    How do Jacobs get the figs into the jaffa cakes?
    That'd be some feat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,325 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    xzanti wrote: »
    What falls but never breaks, what breaks but never falls.

    Night and Dawn. Aaaah the crack of Dawn ! ;)


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    What's the only word in the English language to have 3 consecutive double letters in it??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 800 ✭✭✭a fat guy


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    3 women go to a restaurant. The bill is €30. They put €10 each on the table and the waiter collects.

    The cashier says there's been a mistake, the bill should've been €25 and returns 5 €1 coins to the waiter, which of course can't be divided evenly between 3. He puts €2 in his pocket and gives each lady back €1.

    Now they each have €1 each, they've paid €9 each.

    €9 x 3 = €27

    Add the €2 the waiter has in his pocket and you have €29.............

    where's the other €1 go?

    The women actually have 28 bob, the last euro is divided between them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Two ducks infront of a duck, two ducks behind a duck, and a duck in the middle, how many ducks?

    who gives a fuck


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    xzanti wrote: »
    What's the only word in the English language to have 3 consecutive double letters in it??

    bookkeeping


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    who gives a fuck

    The duck


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,457 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    xzanti wrote: »
    What's the only word in the English language to have 3 consecutive double letters in it??

    Google........ I mean, bookkeeping!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,457 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    a fat guy wrote: »
    The women actually have 28 bob, the last euro is divided between them.

    The women have €3 between them.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Google........ I mean, bookkeeping!

    Ah f*ck yis all.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    How many arses does a babboon have?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,365 ✭✭✭✭SteelyDanJalapeno


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    3 women go to a restaurant. The bill is €30. They put €10 each on the table and the waiter collects.

    The cashier says there's been a mistake, the bill should've been €25 and returns 5 €1 coins to the waiter, which of course can't be divided evenly between 3. He puts €2 in his pocket and gives each lady back €1.

    Now they each have €1 each, they've paid €9 each.

    €9 x 3 = €27

    Add the €2 the waiter has in his pocket and you have €29.............

    where's the other €1 go?

    They haven't paid 9 euro each ya dope,

    25/3 = 8.3333 + 1 euro = 9.3333 each x 3 = 28

    And the Jipo waiter has the 2 bob


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    Can you give me a sentence where the word "and" is used 5 times in a row?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Laika1986


    Can you give me a sentence where the word "and" is used 5 times in a row?

    No but im sure Gareth Gates could


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,457 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    They haven't paid 9 euro each ya dope,

    25/3 = 8.3333 + 1 euro = 9.3333 each x 3 = 28

    And the Jipo waiter has the 2 bob

    It's a brainteaser, i did not invent the brainteaser.

    Please refrain from calling me names.

    Also, where did they get the 0.3333 coins in order to pay in such a fashion?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Laika1986 wrote: »
    No but im sure Gareth Gates could

    :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,365 ✭✭✭✭SteelyDanJalapeno


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    It's a brainteaser, i did not invent the brainteaser.

    Please refrain from calling me names.

    Soz,

    it was meant playfully! :o


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