Meet An Inmate

JONJO THE MISER

Thats right folks, forget all the usual online dating sites, this is truly the place to meet real gems of women, take a look at some of the pics, some unreal sexy women, unlike normal dating websites these women will have plenty of time to reply to you, what with being in prison and all.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140043/Meet-An-Inmate-com-Website-reveals-Americas-prettiest-prisoners-lets-date-them.html

CavanCrew

:eek: Creepy

mikemac1

She's hot, she's funny, she is the one.......until she tells you she chopped up her husband with an axe

saa

Ah America...

(I like the first guy because he's deep in thought and good at squats, I don't like the second boy as he looks 14, I like the next fella because he's laid back and not afraid to admit he likes to cuddle up with a blanky or is too lazy to get up but I must say I especially like the guy posing behind the flowers because that shows his sensitive side)

DERPY HOOFS

Just dont tell them where you live in case they get out and show up on your doorstep with a chainsaw.

Ficheall

saa wrote: »

Ah America...

(I like the first guy because he's deep in thought and good at squats, I don't like the second boy as he looks 14, I like the next fella because he's laid back and not afraid to admit he likes to cuddle up with a blanky or is too lazy to get up but I must say I especially like the guy posing behind the flowers because that shows his sensitive side)

I like saa because she clearly has high standards...

FloatingVoter

At last...good looking wimmin' I can lie to and not claim the high moral ground when I'm found out. Summer is truly here.

christmas2012

thats asking for trouble im sure there are the genuine few but on the whole i would avoid it altogether just to be on the safe side and prolong my life

ismisekatie

so tempting... but no

My name is URL

Maybe it'll help them to better themselves, and have something to work towards rather than spending time in prison with little or nothing to make them want to improve their lives upon release.

I don't think it's creepy at all tbh.. they could be released tomorrow and sign up to a dating site and the whole creepiness factor wouldn't even come into it.

DERPY HOOFS

People are shocked here that people in jail can be good looking.They dont all have webbed feet and A.C.A.B tattooed on their knuckles and sharp fangs.
Think of how horny those women must be after jail and no sex.They will be dying for a ride..Thats it im sending mail...............

mattjack

christmas2012 wrote: »

thats asking for trouble im sure there are the genuine few but on the whole i would avoid it altogether just to be on the safe side and prolong my life

I kinda like this one, just look at her previous occupation.

Tesha Owens #1003911

Occupation before prison: Exotic dancer

What could possibly go wrong ?

FloatingVoter

DERPY HOOFS wrote: »

People are shocked here that people in jail can be good looking.They dont all have webbed feet and A.C.A.B tattooed on their knuckles and sharp fangs.
Think of how horny those women must be after jail and no sex.They will be dying for a ride..Thats it im sending mail...............

No sex in jail....why do you imagine Prison Guards are referred to as screws.

IM0

wow theres some fine specimens there :cool:

LETHAL LADY

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/male/ronald-6934.htm

I have found my soulmate.

saa

Ficheall wrote: »

I like saa because she clearly has high standards...

Of course! I'd give you a go as long as you still have your real teeth and shower regularly ~~

Siuin

I WANNA STEAL your heart
I FEEL LIKE KILLING time with you, honey

mattjack

saa wrote: »

Of course! I'd give you a go as long as you still have your real teeth and shower regularly ~~

What type of shower ?

saa

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/male/ronald-6934.htm

I have found my soulmate.

Oh snap! he had the confidence to come out from behind the flowers! You have competition.

superstoner90

This is like my life, but backwards. When I broke up whit the exgirl friend, she went Awall. She robed shops, bet people, done drugs, stole cars, arson. Shes in jail now. Somethimes I think, why did I ever break up with her? AH WELL.........

Chamone MF

I can stick it through the dinner slot right?

there is a dinner slot?

My name is URL

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/18-21-1.htm

OMG it's true!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ

saa

mattjack wrote: »

What type of shower ?

All five.

Owryan

Jessica McKay, who's serving time for vehicular homicide, says 'I always have a smile on my face'

Esp when she see's you on the pedstrian crossing !!!!!!


'I got involved with the wrong guy at a young age and I am paying the price, now I want to find the right guy,' said Maeghan Rice, who's in prison for second-degree murder.

Why does that read as if she killed the wrong person and is looking for her real victim ??

mattjack

Chamone MF wrote: »

I can stick it through the dinner slot right?

there is a dinner slot?

You can , though its entirely possible something else might be stuck back out at you

Chamone MF

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/ana-11826.html

Anna, 22 from Nevada. WOW.
Happy to guard that anytime. I got the truncheon for the job.

the keen edge

In an effort to save you time fapping over the mingers some funny bastard has complied a Top Ten.

Gummy Panda

saa wrote: »

Ficheall wrote: »

I like saa because she clearly has high standards...

Of course! I'd give you a go as long as you still have your real teeth and shower regularly ~~

I never stood a chance then

superstoner90

the keen edge wrote: »

In an effort to save you time fapping over the mingers some funny bastard has complied a Top Ten.

THANK YOU!

I just avoided the biggest mistake of my life.

Fapping over a minger....:eek:

saa

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/phillicia-11810.html

"I may only be 22 years old, but I’ve been through a lot and I’m very mature."
You don't say..
"I really want to settle down, possibly get married, and have children in the near future."
Woah there a lot to ask isn't it, I only want my partner to practice dental hygiene and smell of flowers and or piss.

Chamone MF

superstoner90 wrote: »

THANK YOU!

I just avoided the biggest mistake of my life.

Fapping over a minger....:eek:

At least you didn't fap over a nice blonde in a threesome before you saw it was actually a pretty convincing tranny.

Id hate that to happen.