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  • 06-05-2012 1:22am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭


    Anything in particular you would like right now at this moment in time?

    Am currently dying for a big glass of ice-cold Coca Cola ..... Even thought was more of an Orange or Rock Shandy person as a kid, but then after Childhood realized they seemed to keep changing the taste of Cola and it didn't seem as good then. But anyways I just want some of the stuff right now. Anyone else?








    *Stands back awaiting some witty mo-fo crazy-ass possibly-impossible? answers.*


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    <Insert some witty mo-fo crazy-ass possibly-impossible answer>


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    OP, go to nearest garage. Get coke (the liquid kind....with the red label...not the 'other' kind). Put in fridge. Wait impatiently. Revel in cokey yumness.

    Although I know what you mean, I oft times get a 'taste' for beer. I could be an alcoholic but I'm too poor.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,792 ✭✭✭Gandalph


    I want a girlfriend...right now!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    <Insert some witty mo-fo crazy-ass possibly-impossible answer>

    That's great thanks for posting


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭tvercetti


    I wouldn't say no to a go on Ciara.


    Wonder if Cill Dara Abu would mind???


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,383 ✭✭✭✭gammygils


    Jiggy Jiggy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I want to be with someone who is 2000 miles away right now who I have not seen in months.

    Your coke is insignificant to me :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 223 ✭✭TehDagsBass


    Would love an oul belly scratch but herself is asleep and doing it yourself just doesn't cut it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    I want somebody to pay my mortgage or win the lotto.

    Also, I'd like 15 wives.

    I always liked the number 15.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    tvercetti wrote: »
    I wouldn't say no to a go on Ciara.


    Wonder if Cill Dara Abu would mind???
    I'd say he wouldn't, just for you Tommy.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    <Insert some witty mo-fo crazy-ass possibly-impossible answer while I wait for thanks>

    Damn, I wanted to post that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 672 ✭✭✭Battered Mars Bar


    A nice glass of rainbow coloured


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    A hovercraft and a bottle of Jammie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    Also, world peace, a portion of tacho fries & a Giraffe.

    Giraffes are fun.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    I want to be with someone who is 2000 miles away right now who I have not seen in months.
    Compromise?
    I'm about a hundred miles away and you've never seen me - will that do?



    edit: I should point out that I have no idea where Peach lives, lest my assertion prove to be accurate and freak the poor lass out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭FanadMan


    To be able to get a real nights sleep - and the lotto. €4 million would be more than enough. On second thoughts, just the lotto would do lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    a gun


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭FanadMan


    IM0 wrote: »
    a gun

    Can I borrow it????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    A time machine


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48 MrShine


    A foot rub and a root beer.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭firedancer


    a holiday


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Some thanks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48 MrShine


    Some thanks

    Thank you Agent Smith!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    a glass of water. well fcuk you kitchen Im not getting out of bed :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Right now I'd like a better computer, this one's on dying on me :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 947 ✭✭✭zef


    The lotto winnings, a headache tablet an a posh coffee.
    I did actually do the lotto yesterday, must check the ticket.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,266 ✭✭✭Overflow


    Rabies wrote: »
    Damn, I wanted to post that

    You still can ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    FanadMan wrote: »
    To be able to get a real nights sleep - and the lotto. €4 million would be more than enough. On second thoughts, just the lotto would do lol


    Oh yes a real nights sleep, I go to bed hearing the buzzing of of TV in the next flat that keeps me up and wakes me up strangly.
    I wake up every morning sleep deprived, blood shot eyes and a headache, good bye to getting degree work done.

    I don't think I'd like to win the lotto, I always think If I had no financial worries I would be happy but if I got it and was still unhappy I don't think I could cope with that. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 935 ✭✭✭giles lynchwood


    A vanilla ice cream and root beer float.If i had some root beer.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 329 ✭✭Smeggy


    I want to lose about two stone simply by sitting on my couch browsing Boards and eating a tin of Roses!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 800 ✭✭✭a fat guy


    I want more money!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    A belly rub


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Breakfast.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,299 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    I had an operation a few days ago so I'd like some sympathy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Get well soon Hairy Princess! ;)


    I'd like to go for a run but my leg is all gammy and I need to take it easy. Besides from that, a cup of coffee and a canoodle.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I had an operation a few days ago so I'd like some sympathy

    Ingrown hair removal?

    Get well soon


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 107 ✭✭tomirs


    Hands that know what there doing ,
    fingers that feel when they touch ,
    lips that promise off more
    and the person that comes with them ………………………….
    ...................... Oh and a coffee please :) .......................................


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 107 ✭✭tomirs


    sugar please :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    a good sniff of lady gaga's bicycle seat


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    A bag of Tesco Bombay mix.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    A glass of rubex, a new mechanical pencil, a ten euro note and a back massage.

    Right now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,582 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Rhyme wrote: »
    A glass of rubex, a new mechanical pencil, a ten euro note and a back massage.

    Right now.

    They mnake them in tens now :eek:.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ismisekatie


    ill go for good old fashioned money....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭kitty9


    i want a big dollop of clotted cream and a warm apple tart with buttery crust

    mmmmmmmmm with some diet coke


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    I want chocolate, might I perhaps go to the local shop and buy a chocolate bar at 5 times the price of what I would of bought it for in the supermarket today if only I had enough self control to have a multipack in my house, but this would involve probably walking alone through a group of young lads out to test my nerve. Aye yae yae.
    No I'm going to make do with a mint hot choc and something else. bleugh so sick


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I would like a kiss and a fumble



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    The commies to vacate themselves from us.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    I'd love a spliff..:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 894 ✭✭✭filmbuffboy


    I'd love for this bloody essay to finish itself so my summer holidays can begin three days early! :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,299 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    Ingrown hair removal?

    Get well soon

    Close.

    Septorhinoplasty :eek:


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