Bucket list

cesc77

Im only mid-thirties yet cant remember the level of people having bleeding on the brain and being struck down at such a young age,never mind the cancer and depression and suicide about.

What has struck home to you recently that needs to be done before you expire?

Me?....See my father as we have been estranged for 16 years.

The King of Moo

1. Fix hole in bucket.

2. Enjoy life, including avoiding pressuring myself into feeling like I have a list of things to do.

LizT

Nearly everything on my bucket list involves travelling. There's so many places in the world I want to see. I've been around Europe and America but I would love to go on safari in Africa, visit Thailand, china, Japan, Australia, new Zealand .... The list goes on and on! Don't know if it will ever happen, I'd need to win the lotto first.

cesc77

I guess it takes a death in the family or a close friend before we catch ourselves on about what is important.

Sorry,have just been to a few funerals recently and hadnt experienced this before in my life.Ive been lucky with the funeral thing up until recently.

Probably not the best thread to raise the subject:o

Not meaning to be morbid,really!!:)

Tesco Massacre

I'm gonna eff sh*t up!!!! Including yo momma, OP!!! Woo!!!


But other than that, I'd quite like to see Argentina.

u_c_thesecond

im 26 and tbh after reading this theres only 1 thing i want to do before i die- and thats have kids

thats it- ive no interest in travelling, i have never had a goal career wise, im as thick as bottle **** (iv failed college twice).

thats all- thats my only legacy- which is pretty sad when ya think about it

girl2

cesc77 wrote: »

Im only mid-thirties yet cant remember the level of people having bleeding on the brain and being struck down at such a young age,never mind the cancer and depression and suicide about.

What has struck home to you recently that needs to be done before you expire?

Me?....See my father as we have been estranged for 16 years.

You should start to make arrangements to do that when you get up in the morning.

eth0

Visit Inishtrahull

MaxSteele

Travel the world
Spend the day at an american firing range
Drive a number of dream cars
Take part in one of those mad, posh orgies with the masks

And saving the best for last ......

Do something along the lines of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul4CZrnEFxU

Oh and murder Dakota Fanning

cesc77

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

I'm gonna eff sh*t up!!!! Including yo momma, OP!!! Woo!!!


But other than that, I'd quite like to see Argentina.

"yo momma"??!!!!!!

Did you think for a second about why I started this thread?




















gotcha:pac: think before you speak cracka

MickySticks

Have a threesome.

KKkitty

Mine is to learn how to drive. The mere thought of getting behind a steering wheel frightens me but I'd still like to give it a try. OP as regards your dad do it soon. My dad died almost 5 years ago and I miss him so much. Mend your bridges asap.

DEFTLEFTHAND

I'm a keen mountaineer and would love to give Everest a crack one day. I'd like to think in about 10 years time I could be in a position to do so as I'm currently gaining experience with scaling higher and higher peaks.

Sindri

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I'm a keen mountaineer and would love to give Everest a crack one day. I'd like to think in about 10 years time I could be in a position to do so as I'm currently gaining experience with scaling higher and higher peaks.

Did you hear about yer wan there who climbed K-2 and became the first woman to scale the 14 highest peaks without oxygen assistance?










She's better than you.

LH Pathe

too able bodied to think of anything right now.

next time I'm chronically struck down with sciatia or some other horribly incapacitating debilitation I will return here, with a list ironically enough

u_c_thesecond

KKkitty wrote: »

Mine is to learn how to drive. The mere thought of getting behind a steering wheel frightens me but I'd still like to give it a try..

i should learn myself- i keep meaning to.. but i keep putting it off

KKkitty wrote: »

OP as regards your dad do it soon. My dad died almost 5 years ago and I miss him so much. Mend your bridges asap.

i agree- my dads a jerk- he belittles my weight- my life, my choices- but if he died i know id be a shell of a woman, id be in an awful state- not because he was a prick, but because he was my dad and he was 50% of what made me.

op if he died and you had not made up it would haunt you

DEFTLEFTHAND

Sindri wrote: »

Did you hear about yer wan there who climbed K-2 and became the first woman to scale the 14 highest peaks without oxygen assistance?










She's better than you.

Lol I know, I'm in awe of people who do high altitude without bottled oxygen, its something I could never do, your putting yourself in enough danger up there without compounded the peril.

outtagetme

MickySticks wrote: »

Have a threesome.

COMPLETELY overrated (all combinations).

cesc77

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

i should learn myself- i keep meaning to.. but i keep putting it off




i agree- my dads a jerk- he belittles my weight- my life, my choices- but if he died i know id be a shell of a woman, id be in an awful state- not because he was a prick, but because he was my dad and he was 50% of what made me.

op if he died and you had not made up it would haunt you

dads can be cnuts,eh?


YOURE father should not be putting you down like that.

I think we all learn from the mistakes of those before us.

Ps:just because he made you doesnt make him infallible nor does it make him incapable of saying sorry for those hurtful comments..Take care

outtagetme

16 years, and you can't go kiss the old fcuker????

On your head be it. When he's a pile of bones you'll never get an "I'm sorry" or an "I love you" out of him ever again.

JupiterKid

Travel into space (even if just on Virgin Galactic's soon to be starting suborbital flights) - what a trip!:cool:

Write several books (already working on my first one).

Visit Japan, Korea, New Zealand and South America.

See the first manned landing on Mars live on television.

Watch the destruction of Tipperary town by several daisycutter high explosive bombs from a distance .:pac:

LH Pathe

how come net result is not a fùckit list. ah

anything ranging from Rover to poking the pine nuts out of planks in sheer frustration

KKkitty

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

KKkitty wrote: »

Mine is to learn how to drive. The mere thought of getting behind a steering wheel frightens me but I'd still like to give it a try..

i should learn myself- i keep meaning to.. but i keep putting it off

KKkitty wrote: »

OP as regards your dad do it soon. My dad died almost 5 years ago and I miss him so much. Mend your bridges asap.

i agree- my dads a jerk- he belittles my weight- my life, my choices- but if he died i know id be a shell of a woman, id be in an awful state- not because he was a prick, but because he was my dad and he was 50% of what made me.

op if he died and you had not made up it would haunt you

First off I don't know your dad but belittling your weight is not on. As regards belittling your choices he maybe thought they weren't the right ones or not what he would do. Sit him down and say this to him. He has to know he's hurt your feelings and make it clear you'll not stand for it in the future.

RobbingBandit

Foursome,fcuk you all and your threesomes you guys ain't thinking big enough.

Kill a wanted criminal and collect the bounty.

Found my own religion,thinking Cloudism may be a good one.

Tell some nasty people I know to go fcuk themselves.

Fight an Elephant.

BTW I am not drunk I am just a lunatic.

southcentralts

would start a list but would only be depressed about not finishing it, also a little depressed about not doing any of the things on the list too I suppose.


I guess fighting an elephant might cheer me up a bit.

NICE.

Lionel Messy

Bang an american girl.

foxyboxer

Complete an Ironman triathlon.

Seachmall

I've a mental list of drugs I want to do.

Everything else are just things I do when I'm not actively completing that list.

emzolita

cesc77 wrote: »

Im only mid-thirties yet cant remember the level of people having bleeding on the brain and being struck down at such a young age,never mind the cancer and depression and suicide about.

What has struck home to you recently that needs to be done before you expire?

Me?....See my father as we have been estranged for 16 years.

there's prob a reason why this man hasn't bothered to contact you in 16 years. I haven't spoke to mine in about 15 years too. The way I see it, you're better off without, although "he made you" he chose not to contact you.
Go to Oz, or Hawaii instead! xx

cynder

Visit Machu Picchu,

Go to Barbados and the Maldives.

I would like to see my kids become adults, and go to their college graduations.

I could throw in rollercoaster rides at alton towers, parachute jumping and i would love to
Drive a F1 car

Jimoslimos

I've done a fair bit of travelling but still some places I'd like to see, South America and Africa in particular.

Learn to speak AND write Japanese.

Do a PhD

Scuba dive to divemaster level.

MrShine

Be in space(or at least really really really high altitude).

Smell skunk spray(I've always been curious).

Touch either a live great white or whale shark.

See a blue whale and a narwhal.

Take a dump while looking at some breathtaking scenery.

Save a life and/or make a huge positive difference in somebody's life.

Stand at the North/South Pole.

Spit off a super high building/cliff/structure.

Tattoo someone.

steddyeddy

A bit of a morbid question but Im in one of those moods. For anyone who deosnt know a bucket list is a list of things you want to do before you die.
Mine are as follows:

1. Visit Sumatra (always wanted to!!)
2. Streak at shelbourne park!
3. See the northern lights in the north of Norway
4. Make some sort of valid contribution to medical research
5. Track down that sexy Icelandic girl I had a fling with in Dublin a few years ago!

admiralofthefleet

visit cherbobyl
ride lady gaga (dont know why, but id have to be dug out of her)
fly a plane

Lawrence1895

1. Visit to Parkhead
2. Visit to Anfield Road
3. Having a date with Gillian Anderson
4. Having a date with Sarah Jezebel Deva
5. Blasting a certain minister with p***

TheBody

1. Become a Mod on boards
2. Act like a boss!! :pac:

mauzo

See the pyramids in Egypt
Ice skate in the rockefeller centre at Christmas
Go skiing
Get the shag on a plane

hondasam

Divorce.

Get married again.

Holiday in Australia.

Learn to fly.

Knex*

One stainless steel with molded handle.
One plastic, complete with stenciled flowers.
One bucket for the beach, of perfect sand castle building capabilities. Preferable periwinkle blue.

LoYL

To get back to the north shore and get to Maui.
To live in Italy, hopefully Capri.
To see the breaking of the mindless scum who terrorise and ruin communities.
To fire an automatic rifle. (Not connected to the above)

FANTAPANTS

get reach around off lady boy in thailand :D

mauzo

Shag a boardsie...

Never mind :P

Snowie

syndeyfife wrote: »

Get the shag on a plane

^^^^ This I like :cool:

1. I wanna learn how to use a wing suit ...
2. leaner how to fly a helicopter
3. be employed be red bull as a photographer
4. Drop the berlin wall in alaska
5. as above join the mile high club

hondasam

FANTAPANTS wrote: »

get reach around off lady boy in thailand :D

I'm sure you don't have to travel that far for that wish.

KeithM89_old

Merged

Varied

Lose a pile of weight (already in motion ) and ride all around me for the next 4 years.

cartell_best

Hug Dolly Parton (I honestly don't know why?!?!?!?!?!)
Say sorry more often
Ask why many more times than I have.…
Own a 7 series BMW
Actually realise that getting old is a part of life and that it comes to us all….

enfant terrible

I want to be worshipped as I kinda look like Jesus.

DonkeyStyle \o/

1. Skydive wearing a crotchless clown costume, high on cocaine, while on the way down doing a 69 with a similarly high crotchless clown. We land in Times Square and try to escape from the police on unicycles (for maximum crotch-less effect).

2. Drive an F1 car down the M50 while flipping off every speed camera along the way.

3. Break into a clamper's premises and clamp all their vehicles with their own clamps and weld the locks shut.

4. Become a skilled cat burglar who doesn't steal anything, just breaks into people's houses and super-glues unusual objects into their hands while they sleep.

Of course I can't do any of these things, so that's why I quit trying at life.

a5y

1. Punch the moon. Seriously, its been getting too cocky lately.
2. Crash a ship into an iceberg while naked. Me I mean. Neither ship nor the iceberg are expected to wear clothes ordinarily, after all.
3. Interrupt the minister for transport during the middle of a Dáil session to ask him why he's too good for public transport, and if that's not the case could I borrow his car and driver for the rest of the afternoon because I could do with buying some stuff from Ikea.
4. Propose to an already married woman.
5. When shot down, propose to her husband, preferably when a Catholic priest is in the room.
6. Donate 200 balls of wool to 200 different cats on the run up to Christmas.
7. Attend a new years eve party wearing clothes made entirely from chocolate bars and a pair of handcuffs.
8. Buy a job lot of vuvuzellas and donate them to The Irish Deaf Society.
9. Ask for volunteers willing to help with with items one through eight.

McChubbin

-Visit America and my BFF
-Go to San Diego Comic Con
-Lose 9 stone in weight (wheels are in motion)
-Take part in a semi-nude photoshoot once weightloss goals have been met.
-Have a lesbian experience
-Own my own home
-Get married in a rockabilly ceromony presided over by "Elvis" in Las Vegas
-Own a Pug
-Take a cruise around the world
-Try cocaine in a controlled enviroment (had one bad trip that put me off drugs for the forseeable future)
-Skydive
-Learn to swim and go scuba diving off the Great Barrier Reef
-Rediscover my artisitic side and go back to art school
-Become a tattoo artist
-Become a SuicideGirl/ alt model
-Dye my hair blue and shave it into a mohawk (first thing on the to-do list if I ever move out of my parent's place. I swear to Cthultlu, the amount of grief I get over my over use of hair dyes in NORMAL colours... :mad: )
-Attend an S+M party
-Go camping at Download
-See Rammstein live in concert again