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  • 01-05-2012 11:41pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 581 ✭✭✭


    The ad at the bottom of the page recently here on boards is not doing their service any favours...
    Most of them look like the kind of woman in her late 40's you see stumbling out of the pub on a sunday at 6pm roaring for her missing 6 children who are smoking around the back of the carpark while she gives a local randomer a grope up against the bins...

    Could they not have found better "Examples" of what they have to offer, or are they just being honest?

    Would you ?

    Single sexy ladies local naughty


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    lol wut?

    I must have missed this ad,what was it exactly:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,142 ✭✭✭Eggy Baby!


    All I see at the bottom of my page is a mirror...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Born to Die


    I see bikes!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    Netflix!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    €4.5 million in the lotto for me.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 513 ✭✭✭x_Ellie_x


    I don't see any ads. I have my browser settings set to block them all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Bikes!

    I am liking the old woman that claims to know if he's going to propose in 2012. bitch better tell me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 138 ✭✭MagicRon


    The ad I see tells me I need to exercise! :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,056 ✭✭✭Sparks43


    KeithM89 Super Sexy Stripping Services:eek:






    All paint removed in 30 mins or less:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 581 ✭✭✭fortwilliam


    Drop the below words into your reply to make the ads come up for you.. They are Hilarious / Scary...


    Single sexy ladies local naughty


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Must be targeted marketing. So I assume you were recently looking at granny porn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 513 ✭✭✭x_Ellie_x


    Post a screen shot of it or else I don't think most of us would know what your talking about


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭Palytoxin


    All I see is Cycling ads and USA investment opportunities or some other shít


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 581 ✭✭✭fortwilliam


    local.jpg

    local2.jpg

    Local1.jpg
    x_Ellie_x wrote: »
    Post a screen shot of it or else I don't think most of us would know what your talking about
    Screenshot..

    My favourite is yer wan with the tattoo who looks like she needs a crying chair...


    Single sexy ladies local naughty


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,142 ✭✭✭Eggy Baby!


    Screenshot..

    Ah c'mon they look like fairly respectable GILFs to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Sky Ireland ad for me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭blatantrereg


    I have a meteor ad saying kiss commitment goodbye. Shocking theme running through these ads huh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    beats having rediculously good looking girls you know is bull**** posted up. at least these look genuine. 'look'.

    and subscription ftw :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    local.jpg

    local2.jpg

    Local1.jpg
    Screenshot..

    My favourite is yer wan with the tattoo who looks like she needs a crying chair...

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

    Please....
    Pass the eye-bleach, someone!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    holy moses.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 769 ✭✭✭dan185


    Aren't these ads based on your browsing history and tendencies?

    Mine is showing a meteor ad. Ive been looking at new phones this week.

    Myth Busted, OP, ya sicko!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 513 ✭✭✭x_Ellie_x


    dan185 wrote: »
    Aren't these ads based on your browsing history and tendencies?

    Myth Busted, OP, ya sicko!

    Yes they are.

    What in the hell type of p0rn have you been looking at OP?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    x_Ellie_x wrote: »
    Yes they are.

    What in the hell type of p0rn have you been looking at OP?

    Saggy girl porn.

    OP go to reddit gone wild for some proper "art"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    I see an ad for purchasing cash registers. Man I really need to spice up my browsing habits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    I keep getting ads about getting a pregnancy scan.

    I'm not pregnant and I never will be, as I lack the uterus neccesary to do so. NOW **** OFF!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭blatantrereg


    dan185 wrote: »
    Aren't these ads based on your browsing history and tendencies?

    Mine is showing a meteor ad. Ive been looking at new phones this week.

    Myth Busted, OP, ya sicko!
    hahaha!
    I was trying to find a thread where a guy was criticising the "find local bears" ad on youtube, without realising it was targetted because of his own searches hahaha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,573 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Parcel2go.com


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 581 ✭✭✭fortwilliam


    x_Ellie_x wrote: »
    Yes they are.

    What in the hell type of p0rn have you been looking at OP?

    If it was anything else, maybe, but here on the island there is no broadband fast enough to do any porn justice.. I am seeing all the google chrome/Netflix/lotto ads as well, but these "singles" ads just started appearing in the last day or so..


    (Just putting these words for the ad to appear, It's not my auto-sig you understand)
    Single sexy ladies local naughty


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0



    I would. just sayin


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    IM0 wrote: »
    I would. just sayin

    Even the third one?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭blatantrereg


    IM0 wrote: »
    I would. just sayin
    I'm kinda impressed that you even could tbh.
    yuk though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Man, I thought this was a family site. The third one looks so strung out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Even the third one?

    especially the third one!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭FanadMan


    local.jpg

    local2.jpg

    Local1.jpg
    Screenshot..

    My favourite is yer wan with the tattoo who looks like she needs a crying chair...


    Single sexy ladies local naughty

    Would take any of them.....and the third looks like she'd be naughty ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Boards is notorious for contextual advertising.

    There was a thread here recently about mental illness and most of the ads were for counselling.

    There was another thread for the grand national and the ads were for horse riding lessons or something like that.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,221 ✭✭✭A_Sober_Paddy


    I'm currently getting an USIT advert


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 13,101 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    But who actually uses these chat lines?

    I know some people are into sex phone lines for a quick "release" but these "she's waiting for your call, so call now" featuring some bleached blonde 20 year old in a skimpy bikini pouting and smiling at the camera on the adverts doesn't seem to convince me that it's genuine.

    In Holland, naturally, these ads are much, much more explicit - full nudity, girl on girl action in the adverts etc.:pac:

    I've heard that in the States there are entire call centres staffed by housewife type ladies who make a wage helping Earl II Jr in Talooka County, Oklahoma to beat off that evening.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Adblock ftw


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    i keep getting adverts for bikes...


    i haven't owned a push bike since im 12..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 745 ✭✭✭csi vegas


    Could they not have found better "Examples" of what they have to offer, or are they just being honest?

    Have you not seen their tv ad? A 'naughty' pair getting ready to meet up except they go out in their underwear, ass cracks showing as they slip into their undies, the bird and all, her ass crack on display! Ateing me dinner 9.30pm, watching tv with the mam and dad, well the ground nearly opened up...

    As for the ad flashing on Boards, haven't seen it but viewed the links you posted - are they just being honest? Yes. Brutally so.


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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    I've an ad for Fitness Camp coming up..

    OP you scruff hound.

    Mad for the gummy gobble.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    I joined it. You have to buy a premium account to be able to read or send private messages so I can't actually contact people, but a lot of people put up public photos so I masturbate over them and also comment on the photos and tell them what you think. There's something much more erotic about masturbating over more "real" people in my opinion and benaughty is great for that. Yesterday I masturbated and came over an overweight middle aged Irish woman and it was a much more enjoyable experience than looking at a bottle blonde witha false look.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash



    I'm pretty sure that woman lives down the road from me.

    /Shudder


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    Duuuurty...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭JohnMarston


    RSC Equipment Rental at bottom of page for me

    :cool: Exactly as planned


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,929 ✭✭✭Raiser


    stovelid wrote: »
    Must be targeted marketing. So I assume you were recently looking at granny porn.

    Damn sexy knitches.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,396 ✭✭✭Tefral


    Only Hotels and holidays coming up for me. all ive been looking at lately is tripadvisor and hotels to stay in in thailand


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭Thwip!


    RSC Equipment Rental at bottom of page for me
    same, cant think why


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,104 ✭✭✭Swampy


    I joined it. You have to buy a premium account to be able to read or send private messages so I can't actually contact people, but a lot of people put up public photos so I masturbate over them and also comment on the photos and tell them what you think. There's something much more erotic about masturbating over more "real" people in my opinion and benaughty is great for that. Yesterday I masturbated and came over an overweight middle aged Irish woman and it was a much more enjoyable experience than looking at a bottle blonde witha false look.
    /shudder


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    Sindri wrote: »
    Boards is notorious for contextual advertising.

    There was a thread here recently about mental illness and most of the ads were for counselling.

    There was another thread for the grand national and the ads were for horse riding lessons or something like that.

    Kinky!

    http://postimage.org/image/qak7p7e7f/


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