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Toilet roll

  • 01-05-2012 5:48pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 187 ✭✭


    Some people really use way too much toilet roll in my house...Fúcking sick of buying it.:mad:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Have you brought the issue up with them or was this your first port of call?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Have you brought the tissue up with them or was this your first port of call?
    FYP


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Well that's just charmin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 789 ✭✭✭The Internet Explorer


    I guess you could almost say, some people really use way too much toilet roll in your house !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    If you have an issue, heres a tissue.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Well that's just charmin

    Awful :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 789 ✭✭✭The Internet Explorer


    I suppose you could nearly say, you are sick of buying toilet roll !


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Abi wrote: »
    Awful :D

    Ah just roll with it Abi :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Pretty Polly


    Are you in a house sharing situation?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant


    Would you rather they went round stinking of shít, with a load of dangleberries hanging off their hole?

    A couple of quid for some good quality 4-ply is a small price to pay for good hygiene.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Good to know.

    my housemate somehow manages to use more than me. he's a girl like that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    That's a shítty thing to have to deal with alright.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 187 ✭✭JayzuzHowiye


    Are you in a house sharing situation?

    Yes , 2 people, everything split down the middle. But excessive amounts used is ridiculous. A roll doesn't last more than a day! I take a dump twice to three times daily and a roll could last up to a week!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    Put some pepper onto the rolls, that will teach them a lesson :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Why don't you install a bidet OP?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 187 ✭✭JayzuzHowiye


    Where To wrote: »
    Why don't you install a bidet OP?

    Believe it or not, a friend of mine was house sharing last year and witnessed an alcoholic guy he lived with using the sink as a bidet. :pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    I think a lot depends on the type of toilet roll you buy. Those big cuddly soft ones go really quick cos they're really thick, there's less of it on the roll. Also I hate the way little bits of fluff gather off them and accumilate where they shouldn't, giving you an itchy arse till the next time you're trousers are down, making you use more of it again. Its all a conspiracy.

    Then you have the John Wayne toilet roll. Rough and tough and takes no ****. Avoid them types too.

    You want a middle-of-the-road type. I find the one with the kitten on it the best. Now I'm not suggesting picking up some toilet roll from the middle of the road and using it, neither am I suggesting using a kitten, but that might be an option in an emergency. They're easier to entice over to you than any other pets, and they are very soft. Plus they're the perfect size. Get a quiet one though, you dont want a scrawb down there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,209 ✭✭✭Redzer7


    Kick them in the face OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    What other names are out there for toilet roll? I've heard it being called bog roll, arse roll and Jacks paper in the past.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    What other names are out there for toilet roll? I've heard it being called bog roll, arse roll and Jacks paper in the past.
    Bum wad.

    Hole roll.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I am always well stocked in the jax roll dept, I like to have a dump each evening around 7pm, you could set your watch by my arse :D

    Had a particularly satisfying one about half an hour ago, as the fella says tis better to have an empty house than a bold lodger :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 672 ✭✭✭Battered Mars Bar


    I'm finding this very informative and interesting :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 475 ✭✭jimmy blevins




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,194 ✭✭✭Elmer Blooker


    What other names are out there for toilet roll? I've heard it being called bog roll, arse roll and Jacks paper in the past.
    ....... The Sunday World?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭Owen_S


    You're probably living with a bunch of ****.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 70 ✭✭Organic Cavity


    Hide it,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    ....... The Sunday World?

    Fiscal Treaty leaflets?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    OP, follow these exact instuctions.

    First, find a hobo, that looks exactly like you. Make him put your clothes on. (if the hobo smells that even better.)

    Once the house mate is in the shower, make the hobo to go to the bathroom.

    Get the hobo to swop the toilet roll with a roll of sand paper.

    Then once your house mate see the hobo. Get the hobo to say, "dont get on that train in 2015"

    Then get the hobo to jump out the bathroom window.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭SteoL


    I take a dump twice to three times daily and a roll could last up to a week!

    :eek:

    I'd be going Dr to get myself checked out if I was on the pot that often.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 533 ✭✭✭SmallBalls


    Do you wipe your arse sitting on the jacks or standing up?
    Personally I stand up, maybe I'm in the minority.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 187 ✭✭JayzuzHowiye


    SmallBalls wrote: »
    Do you wipe your arse sitting on the jacks or standing up?
    Personally I stand up, maybe I'm in the minority.

    Do you look at the paper after you wipe?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I love having lots and lots of toilet rolls, no matter how much I use there's always another roll ready.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Some people really use way too much toilet roll in my house...Fúcking sick of buying it.:mad:

    Call the police.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 533 ✭✭✭SmallBalls


    Do you look at the paper after you wipe?

    Most definitely, the boyfriend loves a bit of anilingus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47 dublin80


    Some people really use way too much toilet roll in my house...Fúcking sick of buying it.:mad:
    On a serious note, if your housesharing, you's are better off buying your own toilet-roll and keeping it in your bedroom. So your only buying your own and they can buy there own. Problem solved.;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Ever had a finger pop through?
    Front to back or back to front?
    Do you look at the fruit of your bum on the paper or throw it straight in to the jacks without inspection?
    Sniff much?

    So many questions so little time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    Some people really use way too much toilet roll in my house...Fúcking sick of buying it.:mad:


    No such thing, my friend!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 187 ✭✭JayzuzHowiye


    Ever had a finger pop through?
    Front to back or back to front?
    Do you look at the fruit of your bum on the paper or throw it straight in to the jacks without inspection?
    Sniff much?

    So many questions so little time.

    senorwipesalot - you sir are the bain of my existence!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭skyhighflyer


    dublin80 wrote: »
    On a serious note, if your housesharing, you's are better off buying your own toilet-roll and keeping it in your bedroom. So your only buying your own and they can buy there own. Problem solved.;)

    Stingiest thing you've seen stingy people do thread
    >>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47 dublin80


    Stingiest thing you've seen stingy people do thread
    >>
    isnt it better than complaining about people using your toilet roll. if you dont want them using it, hide it :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭Palytoxin


    Just buy it in bulk, then hide half of it for yourself, and let the others buy it the next time, and anyway if you need it you can't really skimp on it:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    Bad diets and hairy arses = loads of loo roll.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,973 ✭✭✭19543261


    theres a little crevice there just at the top you need to get to and scoop the poo out


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    Kitchen roll >>> toilet roll.

    Sink > toilet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Peetrik


    Lars1916 wrote: »
    Put some pepper onto the rolls, that will teach them a lesson :D

    Put a "NO OVEN-GLOVING" sign up if you live with women. Might save you a few bob


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 724 ✭✭✭cock robin


    Some people really use way too much toilet roll in my house...Fúcking sick of buying it.:mad:

    I'm with you all the way on this one. I think my kids us tp instead of towels and dry themselves after showering with it. In fact the more I buy the more gets used. Although some of the cheaper tp is in fact useless. You would want about 2 rolls to clean your pipe with it. In darmy many moons ago we used to unroll it smother it in pepper and roll it back up and sit back and enjoy the varying degrees of pain we caused. That was of course during down time when we were not fighting wars or delivering cash and prisoners:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Save on loo roll: use the "3 shells" system. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭howamidifferent


    Babywipes all the way....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Save on loo roll: use the "3 shells" system. ;)

    I'd only ever go down the 3 shells route if there was no curtain in the bathroom of the house I was visiting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Tips for toilet paper when sharing house:

    1) Buy toilet paper

    2) Keep toilet paper rolls in bedroom when not using them.


    Let people buy their own arsewipes


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