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Answer a question and then ask another (version The Third)

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  • #6302
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    I think so

    Have you bought any new tumbleweeds this year?


  • #6303
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Kojak wrote: »
    Have you bought any new tumbleweeds this year?

    No Sir. The garden is full of them.

    Tell me, do you have a garden?


  • #6304
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    But of course

    You mean the garden of Eden, right?


  • #6305
    Posy
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 27,932 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    I think he did not mean that.


    Would you eat the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden?


  • #6306
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    I'm not really a fruit person tbh

    Does the garden of Eden serve Supermac's?


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  • #6307
    Marty McFly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Posy wrote: »
    I think he did not mean that.


    Would you eat the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden?


    You have to forbidden fruit is often the most enjoyed.


    If you could have one super power what would it be?


  • #6308
    Posy
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 27,932 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    The power to learn things really fast, like yer man in that film that learns a new language in about 10 minutes. I'd say that'd be handy.

    (Oh, and no Supermacs in Eden- they're all vegetarians there)



    If you could be fluent in any new language, what would it be?


  • #6309
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Posy wrote: »
    The power to learn things really fast, like yer man in that film that learns a new language in about 10 minutes. I'd say that'd be handy.

    (Oh, and no Supermacs in Eden- they're all vegetarians there)



    If you could be fluent in any new language, what would it be?

    Japanese.

    Do you like inside the actors studio?


  • #6310
    Marty McFly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Posy wrote: »
    The power to learn things really fast, like yer man in that film that learns a new language in about 10 minutes. I'd say that'd be handy.

    (Oh, and no Supermacs in Eden- they're all vegetarians there)



    If you could be fluent in any new language, what would it be?


    Im going to be greedy and pick two, Spanish and Chinese.

    Inside the actors studio, sounds interesting but ive no idea what that is.

    Band or musician youd most like to see live?


  • #6311
    Posy
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 27,932 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    Queen.


    If you could live in another country for a year, all expenses paid, what country would you move to?


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  • #6312
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Richie Kavanagh

    EDIT: NORTH KOREA

    You been to see Daniel O'Donnell recently?


  • #6313
    Marty McFly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Kojak wrote: »
    Richie Kavanagh

    EDIT: NORTH KOREA

    You been to see Daniel O'Donnell recently?


    All the time im his number 1 fan, also its a great place to pick up the ladies.

    Can you do the splits?


  • #6314
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    I don't think so

    Ever meet a geriatric who wanted to climb a mountain naked/


  • #6315
    Marty McFly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Kojak wrote: »
    I don't think so

    Ever meet a geriatric who wanted to climb a mountain naked/

    Yes the last lady I picked up from a Daniel O Donnell cocert had that exact ambition to tick of her bucket list.


    Was the first person to milk a cow and taste its milk one seriously twisted pervert or a genius?


  • #6316
    Posy
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 27,932 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    Maybe they were really thirsty and thought 'hey, calves drink it!'


    Do you like drinking milk?


  • #6317
    Marty McFly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Posy wrote: »
    Maybe they were really thirsty and thought 'hey, calves drink it!'


    Do you like drinking milk?


    I do indeed especially if its part of a white russian coctail.

    Whats your favorite junk food?


  • #6318
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    prunes

    You ever get agressive after a feed of prunes?


  • #6319
    Posy
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 27,932 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    No, I don't eat prunes- and I don't really get aggressive.


    Do you ever eat so much food you think you're about to explode?


  • #6320
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Yes, on ever third wednesday

    Which is a better place for B.O. - the dole office or Dáil Eireann?


  • #6321
    Marty McFly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Posy wrote: »
    No, I don't eat prunes- and I don't really get aggressive.


    Do you ever eat so much food you think you're about to explode?

    Sure have and gotten all bloated to the point I looked like I was a few months pregnant.

    Edit: The Dail Eireann


    Can you pat your head while rubbing your stomach in a circular motion?


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  • #6322
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Yes

    Should Jackie Healy Rae be made President of the European Central Bank or the IMF?


  • #6323
    Marty McFly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Kojak wrote: »
    Yes

    Should Jackie Healy Rae be made President of the European Central Bank or the IMF?


    Most certainly the mans a genius.

    Would you make a good politician?


  • #6324
    Posy
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 27,932 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    Just because people have lost their jobs die to the downturn, doesn't mean they have B.O.

    Oh, I would not make a good politician because I do not lie.


    Do you regularly sniff your own armpits gleefully?


  • #6325
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    No, I get the help to do that for me

    You employ agency workers to do your housework for you?


  • #6326
    Posy
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 27,932 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    Yes.

    Does my mother count if I don't pay her?


  • #6327
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Doubt it

    Should I contact the revenue Comissioners in order to audit your tax returns?


  • #6328
    Marty McFly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Kojak wrote: »
    Doubt it

    Should I contact the revenue Comissioners in order to audit your tax returns?


    No need theyve already gone true my accounts and decided its not worth pursuing.


    Do you smoke cuban cigars?


  • #6329
    Posy
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 27,932 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    Marty McFly wrote: »
    Do you smoke cuban cigars?
    I do not smoke anything.
    Kojak wrote: »
    Should I contact the revenue Comissioners in order to audit your tax returns?
    If you so wish, I have nothing to hide.


    Do you have a paper shredder I could borrow?


  • #6330
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Yes, but it will cost you

    You got €500 for the handling charge on the shredder?


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  • #6331
    Marty McFly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Posy wrote: »
    I do not smoke anything.

    If you so wish, I have nothing to hide.


    Do you have a paper shredder I could borrow?


    I do but its an aldi one so its very slow your mother will be shredding them for hours.

    Edit: Im sure I could take it out of my bank account in the cayman island to pay you for it.


    Do you know a good way to launder money?


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