Answer a question and then ask another (version The Third)

Sephiroth_dude

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do you shower everyday

Elmo

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

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do you shower everyday

I used too, but found it pointless as I smell of roses anyway

Do roses smell like poo poo?

Kojak

They can if someone sharts on them.....

Ever watch a "Murder, She Wrote" marathon?

jammstarr

Kojak wrote: »

Ever watch a "Murder, She Wrote" marathon?

No Sir.

Same question but with Poirot?

Kojak

Yes, of course

Pyongyang or Harare?

Elmo

Kojak wrote: »

Yes, of course

Pyongyang or Harare?

Pyongyang sound nicer!

Just one more thing ..... Ever watch Columbo?

Kojak

Of course

Ever wear a Columbo style Mac Jacket?

Elmo

Kojak wrote: »

Of course

Ever wear a Columbo style Mac Jacket?

No

Can we clear up the verb To ****?

Present Tense: I ****, you ****, he/she ****s, we all ****, they ****, ye ****
It is ****
Past Tense: I shat, you shat, he/she shat, we all shat, they shat, ye shat
It was ****e

Do you think this is correct.

Kojak

Probably.....

Ever have a long and stimulating conversation about B.O.?

Mr. Manager

Never.

I'm new to this. What do we have to do?

Elmo

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Never.

I'm new to this. What do we have to do?

Well, if I have to explain...

Is that a good enough answer for you?


Also welcome!

Mr. Manager

As clear as mudd.

I guess I'll have to watch and see how this is done from the Veterans?

.and thanks .

confuseddotcom

Yep Cereal apparently learning from the best is the only way to go. Welcome btw.

What cereal did you rape?

celtictiger32

confuseddotcom wrote: »

Yep Cereal apparently learning from the best is the only way to go. Welcome btw.

What cereal did you rape?

em none

what cereal do you like?

jammstarr

celtictiger32 wrote: »

what cereal do you like?

I'm fond of honey nut Cheerios.

Would you prefer to hit it and quit it or would you rather stay and play?

Kojak

Hit and Quit

Ever meet someone who would shout "Him Bunnip" for no apparent reason?

Posy

Nope.


Ever been on holidays by yourself?

Leeg17

No, but going by past holidays I think I'd prefer it that way

Do you have any OCD tendencies?

Kojak

I don't think so

Ever use a public toilet that was absolutly filthy?

Stuck Cone

Kojak wrote: »

I don't think so

Ever use a public toilet that was absolutly filthy?

Yes, to make out with another gay chick at oxygen who didnt wanna come out


How are you here what made you here in this universe at this moment?

Kojak

Ahm, the recession......

Ever used forged money to buy goods or services?

Stuck Cone

Kojak wrote: »

Ahm, the recession......

Ever used forged money to buy goods or services?

No

Did you ever wander into a womans lingerie section in a department store for a nosy?

Kojak

Nope - I'm not Father Ted

Ever talk to a Z-list celebrity?

Stuck Cone

Kojak wrote: »

Nope - I'm not Father Ted

Ever talk to a Z-list celebrity?

That bastard Mc Savage, told him to fcuk off

Ever got caught like a deer in headlights?

Kojak

If I did, I would use my antlers to bust some heads....

When will the pregnant man give birth?

Stuck Cone

Kojak wrote: »

If I did, I would use my antlers to bust some heads....

When will the pregnant man give birth?

When he gets contractions


My girlfriend farted in my face just there in her sleep, what should i do?

Kojak

Bask in the mushtyness of the fart

Was it a bad smelling fart?

Stuck Cone

Kojak wrote: »

Bask in the mushtyness of the fart

Was it a bad smelling fart?

MMmmmmmm tasthy!


Are you up for a 3 way?

Kojak

Sure....

A 3 way what?

Stuck Cone

Kojak wrote: »

Sure....

A 3 way what?

3 way socket, i have one spare


What do you think of Shell and its gas?