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things women should never say...

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  • 30-04-2012 10:25am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭


    Things women should never say to their boyfriend/husband...


    Is that it???

    Your mate Dave is sooooo funny

    Is that a bald patch I can see?


    Its always about what men shouldnt say so lets flip it around for a change, so add your own i could do with a laugh on this gloomy monday morning :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    No.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    "C'mere to me and suck my willy"


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn


    "I'm goin to take a piss"

    Women should not say that ^^^


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    "goul" (or "gowl").....feckin' awful word.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    No, I will not make you a sandwich.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    "let me do you with big black strap-on"

    :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    You're an OK lover, but your Dad is much better.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    While sucking on a certain part of my anatomy:

    'Hang on, I can taste blood!'

    VERY offputting.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    Is it in yet ? :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Lets try a new position tonight?


    You stand here and iron, while I lay on the sofa and fart.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    They shouldn't speak unless spoken to.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Is it in yet


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭link_2007


    "I've blocked the loo again"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    Bend over :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    Oh yeah, i borrowed your cerdit card.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    its much nicer outside the kitchen


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Mickey Dazzler


    Ah Jaysus, that some heavty shite I'm just after taking. Fucking destroyed the jacks. Me hole is in ribbons.


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,280 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    I cant
    I wont
    No
    Dont
    Stop
    Police


    Mod edit : poster banned


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    "The Wire is over-rated."


    In fact nobody of either gender should ever say it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    chin_grin wrote: »
    "goul" (or "gowl").....feckin' awful word.

    :confused: never heard the word, put it in a sentence please


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    davet82 wrote: »
    :confused: never heard the word, put it in a sentence please

    "Lash it in me gowl." :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭Rocky_Dennis


    davet82 wrote: »
    :confused: never heard the word, put it in a sentence please

    Look at the gowl on that one.

    Give me back my ball you fcuking gowl.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    "Lash it in me gowl." :eek:

    yeah they shouldnt say that :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,351 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    I'm glad you have a small willy, after my last boyfriend i can barely feel you!
    Or can i borrow some money or your car.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭link_2007


    davet82 wrote: »
    :confused: never heard the word, put it in a sentence please

    I have an itchy gowl


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    davet82 wrote: »
    yeah they shouldnt say that :pac:

    I'm sorry I even typed it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    'my genital warts are flaring up again'


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    I think the Government should stay off the Gold Standard so that the Pound can reach a level that will keep our exports competitive.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    "He's a pervert, I caught him checking out my braless tits!"


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  • Registered Users Posts: 885 ✭✭✭Sappa


    I think you should commit more to this relationship and stop hanging around with your friends.


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