Advice for Future/Younger Generation (Just for Fun Nothing Serious)

windward

Advice You’d Give to the Younger/Future Generation

If you could create a reference manual for the Younger/Future Generation what would you put in it or tell them so they can enjoy life to its full

EG:
Don’t buy a house (or I’ll beat you with a stick)
Being on a first name basis with the bouncers at Coppers might be a bad sign
Visit Easter Island
Live in New York for a while
Listen to the stories of your grandparents no matter how mad they might seem
Bosco kicks Sponge Bobs ass every day and twice on a Sunday
ETC.......................

papajimsmooth

Learn to search on forums

oppenheimer1

wear sunscreen

Temptamperu

Never have any hopes. Or dreams.

The King of Moo

Get off the grass, and mind the flowers.

opinion guy

Sunscreen.....and so forth

HalloweenJack

Don't laugh at your parents and grandparents when they tell you your schooldays are the best time of your life. Realise it's true and try to enjoy it as much as you can.

girl2

No sex before marriage.

slavetothegrind

use your big head.

your littlehead makes some terrible decisions:(

senorwipesalot

Learn Mandarin,your gonna need it.

AnonoBoy

HalloweenJack wrote: »

Don't laugh at your parents and grandparents when they tell you your schooldays are the best time of your life. Realise it's true and try to enjoy it as much as you can.

How f*cking boring was the rest of your life if you think that's true. :eek:

opinion guy

girl2 wrote: »

No sex before marriage.

No marriage before sex.

HalloweenJack

AnonoBoy wrote: »

How f*cking boring was the rest of your life if you think that's true. :eek:

More about the lack of responsibility.

Being an adult isn't boring but it's a lot more stressful and the things you have to worry about never go away, e.g. if you "forget" to do your homework, you get in trouble once and it's over, if you "forget" to pay your taxes, you can get into serious ****. And so on.

The stuff that stresses you when you're a kid is relatively pointless to the stuff that stresses you as an adult. I'd love to go back to that.

Girls:
Don't eat food that's bad for you.
Smother yourself in coconut oil twice a day.

You'll be only fabiliss.

Mickey Dazzler

Realise the the vast majority of girls are not into anal, despite what the pornographers would have you believe and trying to slip it in unannounced with various girls from the neighbourhood will only lead to tarnished reputations.

kryogen

Don't eat yellow snow
Always look out for Johnny the tackling altzheimers patient

bocoda

sort out your passport an get ta f outta here!!

44leto

Don't take up drinking, seriously.

Never smoke you will regret it.

Say yes as much as you can.

The King of Moo

Don't assume adults know better than you, and if you're sure you're right and an adult's wrong, then you're probably right.
Don't unquestioningly heed any advice from an adult.

Apart from this advice.

WoollyRedHat

When you're out there in the great blue sky on your gliders, don't forget to wear a helmet, birds will **** on you and also watch out for aeroplanes, if they're still around.

saa

You can always start over.

FruitLover

Cut your damn hair, you look ridiculous.

senorwipesalot wrote: »

Learn Mandarin,your gonna need it.

I hope your Mandarin is better than your English...

Turtyturd

Don't pick your nose too much or your head will cave in.

44leto

Remember, us adults know that this is only a rehearsal for our next life, so don't worry about all the mistakes you will make.

AnonoBoy

HalloweenJack wrote: »

More about the lack of responsibility.

Being an adult isn't boring but it's a lot more stressful and the things you have to worry about never go away, e.g. if you "forget" to do your homework, you get in trouble once and it's over, if you "forget" to pay your taxes, you can get into serious ****. And so on.

The stuff that stresses you when you're a kid is relatively pointless to the stuff that stresses you as an adult. I'd love to go back to that.

Sex with girls tops all of that.

Also - that beautiful after college pre-career time is wonderful. Parties all the time. Everyone's up for going out. People aren't married with kids yet. Brilliant. Shove that up yer pipe schooldays!

Rango555

Say nothing 'til you hear more!

Born to Die

When your Father and Brother tell you your girlfriend is a cnut. Believe them.

TeddyTedson

Never read the posts, just see the title and reply like Uncle Ted;)

aaronjumper

You'll understand when you're older.

Don't work too much!





Get somone else to work for you!!

goose2005

AVENGE ME!!!!!!

Eric Cartman

Dont take college too seriously
you can never relive the party
your chances of dying from trying most drugs once or twice are pretty low, and drugs are brilliant.
never say no to a one nighter in college, its the only time you can get away with it before people give you a reputation.
try a cigarette or two but dont take up smoking.
Dont get indoctrinated into the socialist agenda in college, your hippy arts student friends will eventually realise they were wrong.
having a girlfriend going into college is a terrible idea.
Dont spend any money trying to get a girl, there are sluts if your in it for the ride, and if shes really worth it shell do it for free.
If you made it to 20 and you dont have a night that you got so drunk you cant remember - you havent been drinking enough

EdenHazard

No matter how much you try at something, theres always a million other people better than you

onemorechance

Learn to recognise

Eric Cartman wrote: »

Dont take college too seriously
you can never relive the party
your chances of dying from trying most drugs once or twice are pretty low, and drugs are brilliant.
never say no to a one nighter in college, its the only time you can get away with it before people give you a reputation.
try a cigarette or two but dont take up smoking.
Dont get indoctrinated into the socialist agenda in college, your hippy arts student friends will eventually realise they were wrong.
having a girlfriend going into college is a terrible idea.
Dont spend any money trying to get a girl, there are sluts if your in it for the ride, and if shes really worth it shell do it for free.
If you made it to 20 and you dont have a night that you got so drunk you cant remember - you havent been drinking enough

bad advice :rolleyes:

EdenHazard wrote: »

No matter how much you try at something, theres always a million other people better than you

inaccurate and pointless advice :rolleyes:

Stiffler2

Don't buy a house, rent.
Don't take out a mortgage, rob.

If you want to be rich in Ireland do one of the following :

Become a politician
Work for RTE
Work for the public sector
or just claim everything like 96% of Ireland do already

If you want to get away with crimes then become either :

A Politician / TD
or become a gardaí - they only get fined €450 per kill

Don't steal from shops, shoplift or scam - you will go to jail for a short period of time, however if you steal millions or billions you will get away with it so think BIG.

If you have any health issue's do not go to the HSE or our hospitals, fly to a 1st world country like North Korea or Cuba, they'll look after you their.

token101

HalloweenJack wrote: »

Don't laugh at your parents and grandparents when they tell you your schooldays are the best time of your life. Realise it's true and try to enjoy it as much as you can.

That's only if you're a messer and fail your Leaving. The best days of your life are college for most people, which is why many never leave.

dsmythy

Have savings.
Avoid debt.
Buy regularly what you need rather than what you want.
Practice temperance.
Stay fit.
Stop procrastinating.
Take care of your teeth.
Stay busy.

The Radiator

lol

mikom

Question everything.

opinion guy

mikom wrote: »

Question everything.

Why ?

Mr Benevolent

Avoid all Swedish women online. Ugh.

mikom

mikom wrote: »

Question everything.

opinion guy wrote: »

Why ?

From experience, at least half the people you meet, listen to, read about, have business dealings with, or who "govern" you will be trying to spin you a line of shite.

opinion guy

mikom wrote: »

From experience, at least half the people you meet, listen to, read about, have business dealings with, or who "govern" you will be trying to spin you a line of shite.

Why ?


....:pac:

mikom

opinion guy wrote: »

Why ?


....:pac:

Point proved........... you shite muncher.. lol.

fasttalkerchat

Stiffler2 wrote: »

If you have any health issue's do not go to the HSE or our hospitals, fly to a 1st world country like North Korea or Cuba, they'll look after you their.

North Korea has good healthcare only when you take the wealth of the country into account. Ireland still has better healthcare IMO. You might be right about Cuba.

Kolido

opinion guy wrote: »

No marriage before sex.

Damn straight! gotta take it for a test ride first.

Eve_Dublin

HalloweenJack wrote: »

Don't laugh at your parents and grandparents when they tell you your schooldays are the best time of your life. Realise it's true and try to enjoy it as much as you can.

Boredom and having my dad in my ear all the time about this and that. That's all I remember from my school days. Minus craic.

My advice:
Avoid arseholes and you'll be grand.

Paddycrumlinman

What ever you do, don't mistake Lust for Love.

John Doe1

Give your credit card details to your elderly relative:P

Cherry_Cola

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

Realise the the vast majority of girls are not into anal, despite what the pornographers would have you believe and trying to slip it in unannounced with various girls from the neighbourhood will only lead to tarnished reputations.

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

My advice:
Avoid arseholes and you'll be grand.

Same advice, just worded differently

foxyboxer

If you can't pay with cash, you can't afford it.