Tobacco stains on fingers?

The Snipe

What I generally do is smoke using my other hand and wash my hands a hit more.

shancoduff

sandmanporto wrote: »

Hydrofluoric acid??
What strength? You are taking the piss

Sorry to be the one breaking the bad news to you but yes he is.

admiralofthefleet

Satts wrote: »

How about giving the phucking things up. Smokers are losers.

im a smoker but i won on the horses today.

token101

sandmanporto wrote: »

Hey all. I've developed really bad tobacco stains on my middle finger (right hand ) and my index nail beside it. I smoke but they are disgusting and I wanted to know how can you remove the stain from flesh? I've tried bleach but it didn't work. It makes me wanna throw up every time I see them. I have fair skin and it shows up even worse. I apologize if this is the wrong forum to post this in but I would love to know how to rid them.
Quitting smoking is out of the question at the minute due to circumstances in my life.

If you've a small cock try having a **** repeatedly. Sperm is very acidic, everytime pornstars get it the eye they wince. Can't hurt.

volvoman480

Huggies baby wipes work a treat. I used to swear by them back in the days when I smoked.. God I miss the fags, I'd kill for a smoke right now...

El Weirdo

volvoman480 wrote: »

God I miss the fags, I'd kill for a smoke right now...

*sparks up*

Satts

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

im a smoker but i won on the horses today.

What are you going to buy with your winnings, more smokes ?

admiralofthefleet

Satts wrote: »

What are you going to buy with your winnings, more smokes ?

buy some bleach

ZzubZzub

Try a pumice stone, you can pick them up cheap anywhere. Do the job just dandy. Quick scrub of your fingers while in the shower and you are sorted!

volvoman480

El Weirdo wrote: »

*sparks up*

Ba5tard!!!!!!!!:D

minidazzler

sandmanporto wrote:

Quitting smoking is out of the question at the minute due to circumstances in my life.

What kind of circumstances physically forbid you from giving up? You simply don't want to, which is fair enough, but circumstances are unlikely the reason you don't wanna give up.

Uriel.

Straight razor and gently run it across the stain for 30second in the morning and same at night. Switch holding your cigarette to the other hand in the meantime until stain is gone. May take a few weeks though

gigawatt

just use a nail file to gently sand the stain off. simples!

holystungun9

Chessegrater, then add salt.

Chuck Stone

Simply stain the rest of your body a yellowy colour and tell everyone you have jaundice.

saa

grindle wrote: »

Throat hit.

Got that, have ran out of filters before. I understand ya gotta get a hit off it but still.

skinny90

holystungun9 wrote: »

Chessegrater, then add salt.

Vinegar then add salt

StupidLikeAFox

shancoduff wrote: »

Sorry to be the one breaking the bad news to you but yes he is.

Yup, its HydroCHLORIC acid that you need. Just make sure to give it a sniff before you use it to make sure its fresh

LH Pathe

This only happens to folk who allow concentrated smoke to pour onto their fingers from close proximity with the tip. Often drunks who can't feel it burning.. Smoke pours upward of course. Most people have a tendency to hold their cigarette tip away from the fingers, usually for such reason how irresponsible do you think we are... I smoke for health reasons. It's good for me. I am a health freak

mikom

Get a roach clip.

grindle

saa wrote: »

Got that, have ran out of filters before. I understand ya gotta get a hit off it but still.

I know, it's manky... Even using the filters I used to scrunch it up so more air (née smoke) got through, making filters half-pointless.
Seemed to make the filter browner/fag deadlier though!

LH Pathe

Filters are for pussies. Permit the liquid smoke to flow into your lungs; undeterred.

WoollyRedHat

I know this may sound bizarre, but it really does work. Go out to the garden and dig up some soil, then lying down, place your hands in the soil and cover them up with it completely. Leave them there for about 15 minutes or so.

The nutrients in the soil will help get rid of the discolouring on your fingers. Obviously pick a day when it's not lashing, and bring out a pilow to lye on, so you won't be uncomfortable, as well as a book or something to entertain you, while you're waiting. You can remove your hands every 5 minutes or so, to see how the progress is coming along... but don't leave your hands in the soil for more than 30 minutes, as you may get Staphylococcus,which can be quite unpleasant. In reality, 15 minutes is more than enough. Also make sure you have no open cuts either, prior to doing this, for obvious reasons. Hope this helps.

LH Pathe

Lot of negativity in here. From the "positive people" ironically; the non smokers.

Smoking, is winning.

iamtheone

+1 on this,Grandma smokes and gave me the same method.My stains vanished after about 6 weeks on thier own after i began holding the cig this way.you can also avoid holding the very tip of filter where smoke is let out from, since when you puff on it the smoke is passing right thru your fingertips.

wilkie2006

sandmanporto wrote: »

Hey all. I've developed really bad tobacco stains on my middle finger (right hand )

But that's the fingering finger! That's not a tobacco stain... :eek:

wilkie2006

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

The nutrients in the soil will help get rid of the discolouring on your fingers. Obviously pick a day when it's not lashing, and bring out a pilow to lye on, so you won't be uncomfortable, as well as a book or something to entertain you, while you're waiting. You can remove your hands every 5 minutes or so, to see how the progress is coming along... but don't leave your hands in the soil for more than 30 minutes, as you may get Staphylococcus,which can be quite unpleasant. In reality, 15 minutes is more than enough. Also make sure you have no open cuts either, prior to doing this, for obvious reasons. Hope this helps.

They also may take root.