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Boring things you think are amazing

  • 24-04-2012 1:10am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Well AHers, ages since I started a thread here as they mostly get locked, wonder why.

    Futtering about on boards touch here and I managed to PM myself, totallly freaked me out!

    What mundanely everyday things fascinate you?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    A spud dinner.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Dishwashers.
    No matter how fast you open them when theyre on, no water ever spills out
    Mental.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭girl2


    Where To wrote: »
    Well AHers, ages since I started a thread here as they mostly get locked, wonder why.

    Futtering about on boards touch here and I managed to PM myself, totallly freaked me out!

    What mundanely everyday things fascinate you?

    I think you spelt that futtering word wrong.

    Foot-there-ing is how I know to pronounce it. So I figure your spelling is wrong. I am fascinated at how I'm always so right.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    girl2 wrote: »
    Where To wrote: »
    Well AHers, ages since I started a thread here as they mostly get locked, wonder why.

    Futtering about on boards touch here and I managed to PM myself, totallly freaked me out!

    What mundanely everyday things fascinate you?

    I think you spelt that futtering word wrong.

    Foot-there-ing is how I know to pronounce it. So I figure your spelling is wrong. I am fascinated at how I'm always so right.
    I am fascinated by how you figure I spelled a word that I have just made up wrong :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Dishwashers.
    No matter how fast you open them when theyre on, no water ever spills out
    Mental.

    Good point, also, why is the inside of a microwave not hot when you open the door?? Unexplainable!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    watcing paint dry, much like italian soccer is fixed, reasonable and everyone enjoys the outcome.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    girl2 wrote: »
    I think you spelt that futtering word wrong.

    Foot-there-ing is how I know to pronounce it. So I figure your spelling is wrong. I am fascinated at how I'm always so right.

    Please read.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Shakespeare,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Dishwashers.
    No matter how fast you open them when theyre on, no water ever spills out
    Mental.

    Why can't that happen with washing machines!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    screw drivers


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    How It's Made. Glued to the tv while it's on but never remember any of it afterwards.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    How It's Made.

    I love that,

    But why the porno music.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,372 Mod ✭✭✭✭andrew


    The price mechanism is pretty fucking amazing.

    AH answer: Yore ma.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    44leto wrote: »
    I love that,

    But why the porno music.


    because working a shaft for minimum wage without 70's sleezy music just isn't the same


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭girl2


    Hot Lips wrote: »


    Very sorry :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Pdfile wrote: »
    because working a shaft for minimum wage without 70's sleezy music just isn't the same

    Its kind of weird, but a good excuse, I shout from the living room "nah I am not watching porno, its how its made"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,321 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Colour Catchers! You mean to tell me you can catch all the colour before it runs into my clothes?

    If a Colour Catcher was a person i would be burned at the stake for witchcraft!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    44leto wrote: »
    Its kind of weird, but a good excuse, I shout from the living room "nah I am not watching porno, its how its made"

    could be worse, having a sly **** and putting anything on the t.v as a distractionary noise and that comes on...

    even worse if ye finished to them making contraception...


    ahhh how my girlfriend is still with me is a mystery; she's not paid enough.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,321 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    girl2 wrote: »
    I think you spelt that futtering word wrong.

    Foot-there-ing is how I know to pronounce it. So I figure your spelling is wrong. I am fascinated at how I'm always so right.

    Que?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Electric doors. They will always be a source of entertainment for me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    the leftover milk from a bowl of coco pops, nectar of the gods so it is


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,321 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins



    I've never heard of it before until now.

    "so i was at this party and got to futhering with this hotass slam piece.

    bro, nice."

    Lol!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    girl2 wrote: »
    Very sorry :(

    No probs...you know now.:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭Daftendirekt


    Matches. A piece of wood then BAM! Fire.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,743 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    WD40 - its magic!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Very small stones.
    I mean really really small stones. Tinchy tiny things.
    And lots of them. Millions and billions and squillions of them.
    And make them damp - not wet, just damp.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    Fishing and walking for miles with no particular purpose


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 288 ✭✭Thefirestarter


    New socks. Put them on. Feel the first-time-wearing-sensation.

    I think it's a sock losing it's virginity.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Those LIDL and ALDI leaflets that come through the door.

    I love those things.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    Those LIDL and ALDI leaflets that come through the door.

    I love those things.
    I got an official written warning in my previous place of employment for reading one of those when I was supposed to be working. Check out them hiking boots, nice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 621 ✭✭✭dave3004


    The origin of words.

    Love when I find out where words originated from. Usually from dictionary corner in Countdown !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 288 ✭✭Thefirestarter


    Those LIDL and ALDI leaflets that come through the door.

    I love those things.

    You get them through the door? Fancy:eek:

    I live right beside and Aldi and anytime I do my shopping in there I always look forward to picking up their magazine to see what weird and wonderful stuff they are trying to flog me. I'm convinced I need hiking clothes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭Susie_Q


    Stationery!

    Gel pens, spiral notebooks, 2B pencils, big fat erasers, plastic folders... squeee! Stationery shopping was always the best part of going back to university. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    stoneill wrote: »
    Very small stones.
    I mean really really small stones. Tinchy tiny things.
    And lots of them. Millions and billions and squillions of them.
    And make them damp - not wet, just damp.

    what, like a beach?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Pneumatic Drills, amazing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 435 ✭✭itac


    Stars. And Space. Space is awesome, yet it only hits me just how awesome now and again if I'm outside on a clear night & the thousands upon thousands of stars are visible. Makes me feel rather tiny & insignificant, but in a good way. So yeah, Space is awesome.
    (yes I know that sounds rather nerdy. Don't care, space is awesome!)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    itac wrote: »
    Stars. And Space. Space is awesome, yet it only hits me just how awesome now and again if I'm outside on a clear night & the thousands upon thousands of stars are visible. Makes me feel rather tiny & insignificant, but in a good way. So yeah, Space is awesome.
    (yes I know that sounds rather nerdy. Don't care, space is awesome!)

    I agree with you - and I don't think it is nerdy at all. :D

    It is incredible!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Where To wrote: »
    Well AHers, ages since I started a thread here as they mostly get locked, wonder why.

    Futtering about on boards touch here and I managed to PM myself, totallly freaked me out!

    What mundanely everyday things fascinate you?
    I love trains. I could watch them all day, I don't, but I could... At least I think!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    The human body is pretty incredible, too :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    what, like a beach?

    The beach gets sorted into sand, those teeny stones, slightly bigger ones then up to the ones you can't walk on. You can get those really tiny ones in a gravel suppliers, great big bags of tiny little stones, you really have to pick up a handful and let them trickle back into the bag.

    Why do pebbles get worn smooth like that, but sand keeps sharp edges so it makes sandcastles?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭ukonline


    Louis CK talking about people who don't appreciate amazing things.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    An airplane.how something so ****ing humongus can get off the ground its amazing to watch.

    And looking out to sea ...............just contemplating everything.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    The way I can walk diagonally across a busy train concourse whilst holding a cup of coffee, thinking about ****, whilst my body automatically adjusts speed direction to avoid bumping into people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    Love train tracks. Dont know why. Just find it nice to stand on top of a bridge and stare down at them for ages.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Boards.ie

    (to non Boardsies)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    I think Golf is considered a snooze-fest by a lot of people.

    I think it's awesome.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    Paper: its a sheet of pressed bleached vegetable matter, but when you take a bit of graphite you get poetry, epic stories, scientific formulae, diagrams, art, the secrets of life, shopping lists and more! Paper is what civilisation is all about.

    Also I like looking at the sky. Often boring but sometimes the most fantastical, eerie, beautiful lightshows imaginable hang just a tilt of the head away. Yesterday we had bright blue evening skies with dramatic crimson, grey, gold and peach well defined clouds slashed by no less than three rainbows. I didn't even bother taking a picture, no camera could really capture it.

    Why don't more people look up? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Aircraft. Amazing vehicles, the complexity and thought required to design, build, fly and maintain them is staggering. And boobs. Boobs and curves are incredible.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Doc Ruby wrote: »
    Paper: its a sheet of pressed bleached vegetable matter, but when you take a bit of graphite you get poetry, epic stories, scientific formulae, diagrams, art, the secrets of life, shopping lists and more! :confused:

    You might get those things - I just get doodles, which are cool too, so it's all good.:D

    Ping pong balls - it's amazing how quickly the time passes when performing the mental trigonometry required to correctly position your hand to recieve a small sphere of squidgy rubber that you've just ricochet'd around the room for no apparent reason other than to see if you could! Good times:D


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