Hair removal creme - carefull lads.......

losthorizon

Just scroll down and read the first customer review ( and no I don't need this product, thanks for asking!)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000KKNQBK/b3ta-21

BluesBerry

By
Andrew - See all my reviews


This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml (Personal Care)
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and b*llocks. The b*llocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND B*LLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my b*llocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

lol :pac:

Killed By Death

ha ha ha! Hilarious!

losthorizon

Only read the first review but there are a lot like that just didn't notice

being old school i always trimmed my cola cubes with a razor but the rash made it look like the surface of the moon.

Having a wee trim down below last week i was getting a bit peed off having to put away my best Kouros aftershave as it burned like a witch on trial,i always wanted my woman to say i smelled lovely down below and not pungent with a hint of rancidness.

Well when i came across this little beauty of a product it sent my heart racing,never been so excited since i seen Glasgow Rangers go down the toilet pan,i just had to get myself a tube of lube and tried this veet product.

Soon as i did it i noticed the difference very smooth just like a newly built skateboarding ramp,i even got my grans silk scarf to try the silk test,so i bent over backwards over my burgundy colored Irish leather couch whipped down my trousers and Le shark briefs and watched with a great awe as my grannies paisley pattern silk scarf just floated down my pelvic area and came to a halt as it caught my wiry hair on my legs.

Ill definitely be using this again,the rash like after effects of the Bic razor are gone and i now have a pubic area as smooth as a peach where my lady can smell my area which i have just invested in a bottle of Callum Best aftershave,cant wait to hit the town like John Travolta and show my catch my newly smooth pubic region

A must for a Christmas present if ever there was one

James Forde

First off this is a pretty good product. My wife got a couple of tubes for me so I could do my chest and back (I swim lots so smooth body is a must). This was all well and good and the product did the job as stated.

The problem came when we decided to baldify my arse crack. Oh my god, bloody hell what a mistake. The first sensation was of a nice chilled feeling between my bottom cheeks, kind of like sitting down in wet grass. All well and good. Then I hit the shower, it was like a vindaloo had been poured between my arse cheeks, while I was getting a severe wedgie. To say it was agony is an understatement, I was howling. Even today (4 days after the event) I can't walk properly or sit on my bike.

All I have to say is leave your sack and crack to the experts and don't smear this burning lube anywhere down below. Keep it to your chest, arms, back and legs and all will be fine.

Mickey Dazzler

Ha Ha ****ing classic

MidlandsM

http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R231U4ZG0YDNHD/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt/279-4907108-5584859?tag=10xxx10093-21#

:pac:

The Radiator

lol

codrulz

I laughed so hard at that!

Mickey Dazzler

Gillette fusion every time.

DEVEREUX

Hairlariless





I'll get my coat

Grayson

Reminded me of this guy.

http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=tryork5ifp&ftab=FeedbackLeftForOthers&memberid=tryork5ifp

DazMarz

"maroon bag of agony"... I love it. Priceless review!

shopaholic01

Ben Dunne is giving you free gym membership for the year and will lend you a hairdryer

TeddyTedson

oh my:D

cml387

If anything proves the usefulness of internets,it's that first link.

losthorizon

just scroll down further for other reviews

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=78121134

DonkeyStyle \o/

I wish they'd hurry up and actually make a "Veet - Knob & Bollox"

frozenfrozen

It's for aerodynamics

Pherekydes

It'd be less painful to take a secateurs to your ball sac.

ziggy23

He must have left it on too long it does sting like fcuk if left on too long

cassElliot

i've never laughed so much in my whole life. i dont think i'll ever laugh this hard again. my ribs hurt.

mackg

There's another review on the first page of that same product that's very funny as well.

tan11ie

I literally choked on my tea with laughter, thanks for that

MadameGascar

Well he didn't complain about it smelling like cat's piss, and it seems effective, so I'd like to know which one he used exactly..

losthorizon

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_dp_synop?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending#RET30TJMSTDSZ

saralou2011

MidlandsM wrote: »

http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R231U4ZG0YDNHD/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt/279-4907108-5584859?tag=10xxx10093-21#

:pac:

haha brilliant!:D:D:D

44leto

LOL
Don't put any removal product on yer knob or bollox, well apart from lice cream.

H2UMrsRobinson

Oh I'd forgotten what it was like to laugh till it literally hurt...thanks so much.

McChubbin

Heehee.

citizen_p

A Response to andrews review

Sean Reynolds says:
Veet is just toxic and it really should be banned. I've reverted to shaving 'down there' and will look into the body shaver when I can.

Aside from the understandable guffaws of laughter about poor Andrew's predicament, might I point out that you need medical treatment when this occurs. I found that it made my armpits quite sore/dry/ itchy. When I got some on my "tackle", I hobbled down to the surgery and the doctor prescribed a fairly strong creme that cleared up the "weepy bollocks syndrome" in a few days. If you happen to get scalded boy bits with it, take yourself off the the GP pronto. My more general advice is never use this stuff!

anniehoo

Absolutely hilarious...in knots here!

wrote:

Simply squat over the cream in the pot and lower your ballsack in

I actually snorted in work tryin to keep the laugh in!

dexter647

Ah man thanks for that:D... the best laugh i've had in a while

Swampy

Loved this one:


15 April 2012 By Dennis
Makes my farts sound louder. The hair must have acted as a interlocking silencer.. I give this the big thumbs up. 5/5

losthorizon

Different Product, equally funny

http://www.amazon.com/review/R39TB4HUVK8Z6/?_encoding=UTF8&tag=b3ta-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=390957

losthorizon

Another review from Amazon. A wasted life. Please dont copy

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000WVXM0W/b3ta-20

Mr Benevolent

I cried laughing at the Veet reviews. Thank you.

up for anything

I would in my nads use this if I were a man.

losthorizon

Some more great Amazon Reviews

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B005HP1UHK/b3ta-21

And the storyline to this book is a tad strange!!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/097624988X/b3ta-21

losthorizon

Some more interesting Amazon reviews and odd gear. Mary Harney and Michael McDowell already have a set!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B004871HB2/b3ta-21

losthorizon

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B001N6W8U0/ref=s9_simh_co_p79_d0_g79_i6?pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_s=left-2&pf_rd_r=0X3YDZNX51B9BFW3TFCZ&pf_rd_t=3201&pf_rd_p=466496393&pf_rd_i=typ01

Interesting reviews of Paul Ross Photo

Toots

Didn't realise you could buy milk on Amazon...

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_dp_asin_lnk

Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey,
With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore
As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.
'Bad condensor, that,' I muttered, 'vibrating the icebox door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Not to sound like a complainer, but, in an inept half-gainer,
I provoked my bowl to tip and spill its contents on the floor.
Stupefied, I came to muddle over that increasing puddle,
Burgeoning deluge of that which I at present do adore -
Snowy Tuscan wholesomeness exclusively produced offshore -
Purg'ed here for evermore.

And the pool so white and silky, filled me with a sense of milky
Ardor of the type fantastic of a loss not known before,
So that now, to still the throbbing of my heart, while gently sobbing,
I retreated, heading straightway for the tempting icebox door -
Heedless of that pitter-patter tapping at the icebox door -
I resolved to have some more.

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
'This,' said I, 'requires an extra dram of milk, my favorite pour.'
To the icebox I aspired, motivated to admire
How its avocado pigment complemented my decor.
Then I grasped its woodgrain handle - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams of Tuscans I had known before
But the light inside was broken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only words there spoken were my whispered words, 'No more!'
Coke and beer, some ketchup I set eyes on, and an apple core -
Merely this and nothing more.

Back toward the table turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
'Surely,' said I, 'surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

From the window came a stirring, then, with an incessant purring,
Inside stepped a kitten; mannerlessly did she me ignore.
Not the least obeisance made she; not a minute stopped or stayed she;
But, with mien of lord or lady, withdrew to my dining floor -
Pounced upon the pool of Tuscan spreading o'er my dining floor -
Licked, and lapped, and supped some more.

Then this tiny cat beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grand enthusiasm of the countenance she wore,
Toward the mess she showed no pity, 'til I said, 'Well, hello, kitty!'
Sought she me with pretty eyes that seemed to open some rapport.
So I pleaded, 'Tell me, tell me what it is that you implore!'
Quoth the kitten, 'Get some more.'

losthorizon

More unusual products and a great review this time featuring Man utd and their Finance Director who features in a jigsaw!?!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B002113DSW/b3ta-21

losthorizon

"Cured my Leprosy right up"

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0014DNPU4/b3ta-21

mauzo

What the hell???

The Lederhosen just arrived and fits PERFECT. Now I feel like invading Poland.A+

losthorizon

Banana Slicer - some great Reviews.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B001F5STWU/b3ta-20

losthorizon

Car Seat Desk - Normal enough as are the pictures except for the last one on the right which someone has added.

Work Safe BTW

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0014BYKVO/b3ta-20