Do guys wipe their penis with a tissue after a pee?

supernova84

I always use a tissue to dry my weapon after going for a pee diddy. Hate the feeling of getting small drops of pee on my boxers when I don't wipe it.
It only takes a second to dry it off so should everybody now use a tissue to ensure the little fellow is all dried off before returning to his house?

Mickey H

Just use the curtains. :rolleyes:

al28283

no

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Facecloth.........then put it back on the rail.

Xyo

have you seen the price of tissue these days? !

jaffacakesyum

And do guys wash their hands after a pee? I know I can't prove it but I just have this feeling that men don't *shifty eyes*

Satts

Just give it a good shake.

luckyfrank

who shakes ?

schween

With the way some lads furiously shake it after a pee I doubt they need tissue :pac:

anyone_local

Shake shake shake shake it. Alternatively use what ever else is convenient like a towel or a pet.

Palytoxin

No matter how you shake and dance, the last drop always goes on your pants:(

Latchy

Good gawd ...No

El Inho

if im in the nip i do

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usually when i tuck it into me sock it dries.

luckyfrank

Question should be do guys wipe there arse with tissue after a ****e ?

Only once me had to use a sock in the summit in howth locked out me head no tissue, sometimes i wonder is the sock still stuck inside the cistern

galwayrush

I use a large bath towel.

44leto

Shake then the undies absorb the rest of the surplus.

The King of Moo

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

And do guys wash their hands after a pee? I know I can't prove it but I just have this feeling that men don't *shifty eyes*

Going by my observations, about half of men don't.

Some men will wash their hands if there's someone else there though, in order not to look like filthy beggars.
Though there's probably men who wash their hands when on their own, but don't in the presence of other men in order to look macho.

We're complex creatures. *opens bathroom door with elbow*

CarrickMcJoe

Any more than 2 shakes is a ****!!

admiralofthefleet

i shake it, im not a peemale

44leto

CarrickMcJoe wrote: »

Any more than 2 shakes is a ****!!

:rolleyes:Yeah tell me about it.

sgb

Well I do but I'm old enough to remember when soft toilet paper was not around and Izal was like sandpaper

PK2008

Pfff...no recession in OP's house

Yamanoto

Most certainly.

I dab the Captain with a quality paper - 'Dysentery Sunrise' by Farrow and Ball

hairyprincess

supernova84 wrote: »

I always use a tissue to dry my weapon after going for a pee diddy. Hate the feeling of getting small drops of pee on my boxers when I don't wipe it.
It only takes a second to dry it off so should everybody now use a tissue to ensure the little fellow is all dried off before returning to his house?

I couldn't get past the thread title, guys have penises??? :eek: Or should that be peni?

smcgiff

eldwaro wrote: »

if im in the nip i do

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usually when i tuck it into me sock it dries.

Stop stuffing a sock down your pants - you're fooling no one

I'm with the op on this

mackg

Yup I do

holystungun9

I tend to rub my willy around the toilet bowl and then lick the wall. I always pull my sleeve down over my hand when touching the door handle though because some cnuts don't even wash their hands after using the toilet. :eek:

Ben D Bus

Dab the tip? Sure.

Wash my hands? Why? My cock is clean. My pee is sterile. The taps I'd need to touch to wash my hands? Filthy!

Samich

I always use my foot to flush the toilet in public toilets.

ToddyDoody

I give it a blow

johnayo

If I am standing, I just bang him against the rim of the basin a couple of times. Works for me.:D