Sex? Never seems as much fun as in pornos

crapmanjoe

Does any one else find that ur average sex session is fairly over rated and never as much fun as in the porns?

Like I picked up and brought home some girl pst nite and yeah was decent but when she had left this morning I watched a few videos on retube and they seemed to be having a lot more fun. :mad:

Rabies

You're not doing it right



We'll leave your username out of this

efb

another 'look at me I had sex' thread...

Samich

It's probably gay porn you're watching and that's why sex with a woman isn't fun

Agricola

The women on redtube are just alot hotter than the yolk you dragged home, probably.

beardedmaster

Maybe it'd be more fun if you stayed at it with one girl, rather than picking up some girl just for the night?

KKkitty

Porn is scripted heavily so don't think you had any shortcomings with this girl.

Sauve

crapmanjoe wrote: »

Like I picked up and brought home some girl pst nite and yeah was decent but when she had left this morning I watched a few videos on retube and they seemed to be having a lot more fun. :mad:

mikom

crapmanjoe wrote: »

Like I picked up and brought home some girl pst nite and yeah was decent but when she had left this morning I watched a few videos on retube and they seemed to be having a lot more fun. :mad:

Yeah, I always wondered why my missus never turned into a pixelated mess every few minutes, and i put her refusal to do anal down to buffering.

benway

crapmanjoe wrote: »

I watched a few videos on retube and they seemed to be having a lot more fun. :mad:

They are acting, you know.

Seriously though, a lot depends on connection and chemistry - quite rare for random hook-ups to be mind blowing ... although, they can be ... mostly, it takes a little while to get to know your partner and what they like, and for your partner to get to know you. In general, I find that it often takes until the third or fourth time with a particular partner to really start hitting the high notes.

mikom

benway wrote: »

They are acting, you know.

Seriously though, a lot depends on connection

Dialup, DSL, fibre......

stovelid

Real women don't seem to do that dumb lustful face with their tongue out in real life which always puts me off.

Millicent

I think I see your mistake, OP. It should be two girls, for every onecup. That's why it was less fun.

Millicent

stovelid wrote: »

Real women don't seem to do that dumb lustful face with their tongue out in real life which always puts me off.

They're never as surprised to see a willy either, the wagons.

tempura

Dos your user name have anything to do with your performance ?

Rabies

crapmanjoe wrote: »

Does any one else find that ur average sex session is fairly over rated and never as much fun as in the porns?

Like I picked up and brought home some girl pst nite and yeah was decent but when she had left this morning I watched a few videos on retube and they seemed to be having a lot more fun. :mad:

http://makelovenotporn.com/myths/positions

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Porn_4bf44e_1047844.jpg
http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20111117/vs_real_02.jpg
http://www.traffictetris.com/wp-content/images/2011/02/t166/01.jpg
http://traffictetris.com/wp-content/images/2011/02/t166/04.jpg

shuvly

ok..its another "i had sex " thread....mods do your work...cos i am not at all jelly, and am on the job under the smally as we speak, while reading war and piece...

Rabies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bc8SMOTCrA

Yakult

Porn = Terrible acting. You can do it, but looking like a tard in the process might scare away the bird.

policarp

Nor does everyday life for that matter. . .

stovelid

Millicent wrote: »

They're never as surprised to see a willy either, the wagons.

They don't lick their lips on the sight of it either. Passion killer.

upandcumming

Rattchett wrote: »

Porn Is Mostly Just Acting And Scripted

Really? I thought cameras just happened to be in the same place as people having sex, and they didn't mind being filmed. Thanks for clearing that up.

krudler

I wonder how many guys became pizza delivery guys and washing machine repairmen and were bitterly disappointed when lusty housewives werent riding them every day

The King of Moo

It's ironic: boasting online about having sex is sure sign of someone not getting much/any :pac:.

im invisible

The King of Moo wrote: »

It's ironic: boasting online about having sex is sure sign of someone not getting much fanny :pac:.

fyp

stupidusername

OP maybe you're just gay?

mackg

efb wrote: »

another 'look at me I had sex' thread...

Yeah they're getting boring, I'll be impressed when I see a "look at me I'm having sex right now" thread with a link to the stream.

amacachi

"The porns"?

Jumpy

The King of Moo wrote: »

It's ironic:

Dontcha think ...




ITS LIKE RAAAAAAYAAAAIIIIIIN WHEN YOUVE ALREADY PAID

ITS LIKE TEN THOUSAND SPOONS THAT YOU JUST CANT TAKE



wait ...

efb

efb wrote: »

another 'look at me I had sex' thread...

I didnt realise we were all 15.. Having sex isn't exactly a big deal worth boasting about.

Nothingbetter2d

if you were paying the girl as much money as they get making porn movies im sure she would happily fake it with more theatrical effect.

saa

Hmm lets see I wonder why fantasy is not as fun as reality, maybe its because you're a man and have never looked at the women in porn in that way to see every single one under the fake smile and moan literally looks like they are counting down the hours left in the shoot and the guys for most of it are vacantly staring at one point probably thinking about what their going to have for dinner.

I don't think it looks fun but that's because I've taken film classes and now I can't watch anything without being super conscious of the lighting, edits, the characters being actors, I can't buy it or even think of porn being anything like actual sex, porn is boring and always the same :L

MagicSean

Sex always looks so angry in porn. And the women often sound like they are in pain rather than pleasure. I'll take the real thing thanks.

Born to Die

AH is starting to feel like that nightclub you frequented but have realised that you are now too old and experienced to enjoy anymore.

All you young fellas posting your fantasies will someday have sex and appreciate how good it can be but until then please go out and enjoy your Easter holidays, who knows you might meet a nice girl/boy while out there. Get some fresh air.

Also contraception is very important.

Mickey Dazzler

Probably because you brought home an overweight slapper who still smelled of the last guys jizz.

Jimoslimos

MagicSean wrote: »

Sex always looks so angry in porn. And the women often sound like they are in pain rather than pleasure. I'll take the real thing thanks.

Agreed, nobody ever laughs in porn (not saying all laughter is good though!).

CardBordWindow

mackg wrote: »

Yeah they're getting boring, I'll be impressed when I see a "look at me I'm having sex right now" thread with a link to the stream.

Challenge accepted!
<SNIP>

Funglegunk

MagicSean wrote: »

Sex always looks so angry in porn. And the women often sound like they are in pain rather than pleasure. I'll take the real thing thanks.

Try something other than the Asian category.

Also, porn is not real sex OP. Not even close.

Logical Fallacy

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Agreed, nobody ever laughs in porn (not saying all laughter is good though!).

This.

Sex is hilarious and ridiculous. Porn sex is serious like Kafka.

AeoNGriM

crapmanjoe wrote: »

Does any one else find that ur average sex session is fairly over rated and never as much fun as in the porns?

Like I picked up and brought home some girl pst nite and yeah was decent but when she had left this morning I watched a few videos on retube and they seemed to be having a lot more fun. :mad:

>>compare porn sex to real sex

lolwut?

They're actors........they are acting.

stupidusername

saa wrote: »

I don't think it looks fun but that's because I've taken film classes and now I can't watch anything without being super conscious of the lighting, edits, the characters being actors, I can't buy it or even think of porn being anything like actual sex, porn is boring and always the same :L

You should try proper amateur

Funkfield

beardedmaster wrote: »

Maybe it'd be more fun if you stayed at it with one girl, rather than picking up some girl just for the night?

Yeah, man, that'd be nice,
You just might sleep with the same girl twice,
They say it's better the second time.
They say you get to do the weird stuff.

Kolido

crapmanjoe wrote: »

Does any one else find that ur average sex session is fairly over rated and never as much fun as in the porns?

Like I picked up and brought home some girl pst nite and yeah was decent but when she had left this morning I watched a few videos on retube and they seemed to be having a lot more fun. :mad:

Are you sure?

Nothingbetter2d

Funglegunk wrote: »

Try something other than the Asian category.

Also, porn is not real sex OP. Not even close.

asian porn is so bad... and why go to the trouble of making a porn movie only to blur out the love tackle?

AngryBollix

MagicSean wrote: »

Sex always looks so angry in porn. And the women often sound like they are in pain rather than pleasure. I'll take the real thing thanks.

Angry fanny is the best fanny

Fiona

OP porn is fantasy, it's sad thats how you think it should be in real life!

knowit12

crapmanjoe wrote: »

Does any one else find that ur average sex session is fairly over rated and never as much fun as in the porns?

Like I picked up and brought home some girl pst nite and yeah was decent but when she had left this morning I watched a few videos on retube and they seemed to be having a lot more fun. :mad:

Is porn not generally acting ???

Some people just have to much high expectations on things...

or else maybe your just **** in bed.

Sex is like most stuff - its what you make it

IM0

porn is fapping material, to make the fact you are ****ing your hand more enjoyable

Davyhal

Deleted User wrote: »

I didnt realise we were all 15.. Having sex isn't exactly a big deal worth boasting about.

I don't know... I personally believe that every time should be followed up with a congratulatory high-five

bronte

Saw a weird german one the other day. I think it was German.
It was very strange. The two girls looked like they didn't want to be there.
Might as well have been reading a copy of take a break, that's how interested they looked. The two blokes would stop every few minutes and have a good old natter with each other. It'd be funny if it wasn't so depressing.

Latchy

With viewing porn , It's as much about the anticipation as to what the participants are 'about' to get up while looking like they are enjoying it all and depending on your mood , it's where ones imagination or fantasy comes into it ..