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Being Dyslexic can be fun

  • 31-03-2012 1:39am
    #1
    uch
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    I'm dyslexic and while it can be a hinderance, I also get some good laughs out of it, for example I read a thread about someones circumstances, and I seen something about their "circumscision", I read thread titles wrong all the time and i laugh when I read them a second (or third) time and understand what they really say, is anyone else like this?

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  • #2
    Podge2k7
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    cna it?


  • #3
    booboo88
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    uch wrote: »
    I'm dyslexic and while it can be a hinderance, I also get some good laughs out of it, for example I read a thread about someones circumstances, and I seen something about their "circumscision", I read thread titles wrong all the time and i laugh when I read them a second (or third) time and understand what they really say, is anyone else like this?

    In the same predicament, and Ive gotten myslef into a fair bit of trouble:o
    but always get a giggle out of it.


  • #4
    Witcher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭Witcher


    Hear about the dyslexic guy who went to a toga party dressed as a goat?


  • #5
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    So how many times have you walked in to a bra?


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Lost 25% of my marks in an exam once by answering a question that wasn't there. :mad:
    I only got 74% as there were only four questions.

    edit: and this


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  • #7
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,017 ✭✭✭uch


    chin_grin wrote: »
    So how many times have you walked in to a bra?

    Still doin it

    21/25



  • #8
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    uch wrote: »
    Still doin it

    :pac:

    A.G.N.B. That's 'bang' out of order.


  • #9
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    uch wrote: »
    I'm dyslexic and while it can be a hinderance, I also get some good laughs out of it, for example I read a thread about someones circumstances, and I seen something about their "circumscision", I read thread titles wrong all the time and i laugh when I read them a second (or third) time and understand what they really say, is anyone else like this?

    <snip>


  • #10
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    A dyslexic guy walks into a bra...


  • #11
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.


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  • #12
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Keno 92 wrote: »
    A dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

    Psssst, post #5 above. :pac:


  • #13
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,017 ✭✭✭uch


    chin_grin wrote: »
    :pac:

    A.G.N.B. That's 'bang' out of order.

    dont get it

    21/25



  • #14
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Psssst, post #5 above. :pac:

    Aww god. Chin keep this quiet, I'll make it worth your while.


  • #15
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    uch wrote: »
    dont get it

    "Bang out of order" is a phrase and...............OH YOU!


  • #16
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,017 ✭✭✭uch


    policarp wrote: »
    <snip>


    now i'm curious

    21/25



  • #17
    [Deleted User]
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    uch wrote: »
    dont get it
    bnag out of oredr


  • #18
    MrJoeSoap
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    Next time you are chatting to someone who is dyslexic, tell them that "dyslexic" is an anagram of "thick c*nt". It's funny watching them trying to figure out, in vain, if it's true or not.


  • #19
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    Dislecksia is rong. . .


  • #20
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,017 ✭✭✭uch


    chin_grin wrote: »
    "Bang out of order" is a phrase and...............OH YOU!


    How is "ANBG" bang out of order??

    21/25



  • #21
    policarp
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    uch wrote: »
    now i'm curious

    Circumfusion


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  • #22
    Chuck Stone
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    A dyslexic guy walks into a bra


  • #23
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    A dyslexic guy walks into a bra

    Pffffffffffffffft was already posted by Chin. Post #5. Jesus like...


  • #24
    MrJoeSoap
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    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    A dyslexic guy walks into a bra
    Keno 92 wrote: »
    A dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
    chin_grin wrote: »
    So how many times have you walked in to a bra?

    :(


  • #25
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    uch wrote: »
    How is "ANBG" bang out of order??

    :confused:

    Oh. Well because it's the letters that make up the word 'bang'. So, literally it's 'bang' out of order.


  • #26
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Has anyone done the bra joke yet?


  • #27
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Has anyone done the bra joke yet?

    I didn't! Tell it again.


  • #28
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Keno 92 wrote: »
    Pffffffffffffffft was already posted by Chin. Post #5. Jesus like...
    chin_grin wrote: »
    Psssst, post #5 above. :pac:

    Is this irony?


  • #29
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,017 ✭✭✭uch


    chin_grin wrote: »
    :confused:

    Oh. Well because it's the letters that make up the word 'bang'. So, literally it's 'bang' out of order.

    Yep sorry I get it now,

    21/25



  • #30
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Has anyone done the bra joke yet?

    Which one is that?


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  • #31
    darlett
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    uch wrote: »
    I'm dyslexic and while it can be a hinderance, I also get some good laughs out of it


    It sickens me that anybody could get a laugh out of an eating condition


  • #32
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    darlett wrote: »
    It sickens me that anybody could get a laugh out of an eating condition

    That's bulimia you have.


  • #33
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Is this irony?

    http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/3327680+_13acb23c760a88a5fd38ae02ba10bdf9.jpg


  • #34
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,017 ✭✭✭uch


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    That's bulimia you have.


    No Chuck,, they're definitely stupid!

    21/25



  • #35
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    What's the link aboot?
    Keno 92 wrote: »
    http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/3327680+_13acb23c760a88a5fd38ae02ba10bdf9.jpg

    That was a genuine question. Being able to effectively pinpoint irony escapes me.

    I think it might be some sort of condition or maybe even a disease... yeah.. disease sounds more scary.


  • #36
    El Weirdo
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    chin_grin wrote: »
    I didn't! Tell it again.
    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Which one is that?
    Did you hear about the dyslexic guy that walked into a bra?


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  • #37
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,017 ✭✭✭uch


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Did you hear about the dyslexic guy that walked into a bra?

    No Tell us

    21/25



  • #38
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Did you hear about the dyslexic guy that walked into a bra?

    It's not even fanny anymore.


  • #39
    policarp
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    Stuck Chone Is Not an Dyslexic. . .


  • #40
    Snowie
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    oP i totally get you man on the funny spelling front, :D


  • #41
    El Weirdo
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    Keno 92 wrote: »
    It's not even fanny anymore.
    Hey...


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  • #42
    Kylo Ren
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    My Google chrome spell check is having a seizure.


  • #43
    darlett
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    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Did you hear about the dyslexic guy that walked into a bra?
    uch wrote: »
    No Tell us

    He thought it was a bar. He was too used to correcting his initial impressions of objects and their names on account of his condition you see.


  • #44
    [Deleted User]
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    Being dyslexic does help when playing googlewhacking!

    Dyslexics have more fnu


  • #45
    Sharpshooter
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    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Did you hear about the dyslexic guy that walked into a bra?

    Did the bra have long blonde extensions, aka goD?


  • #46
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?


  • #47
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,017 ✭✭✭uch


    darlett wrote: »
    He thought it was a bar. He was too used to correcting his initial impressions of objects and their names on account of his condition you see.
    Just as well you cleared that up, I thought he was just a daft fúcker, actually he was though

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  • #48
    Kylo Ren
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    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

    I know it but I will let you tell the punch line. Go get em' fella.


  • #49
    Snowie
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    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?


    ye i spent all night wondering if there was a dog :cool:


  • #50
    darlett
    Registered Users Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭darlett


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

    He spent the whole night musing on how stupid it was to believe in dogs?


    Bummer, it turns out I didnt really know the meaning of agnostic. Player 2 you lose :P


  • #51
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
    He lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.

    Boom, boom!


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