30+ Men Who Look Like Overgrown Babies

starbelgrade

It struck me recently that there a large number of men, who when they hit 30, start to get pudgy, red cheeked, start losing their hair & begin to look like, well, overgrown babies.

What's the story with that?!?

cruiser178

Just dont look in the mirror then.

RichieC

Ageing is not new...

starbelgrade

cruiser178 wrote: »

Just dont look in the mirror then.

Meow

Celly Smunt

RichieC wrote: »

Ageing is not new...

oh..

ColeTrain

30 is the new 3.

Guill

They're still men though.

Nodin

starbelgrade wrote: »

It struck me recently that there a large number of men, who when they hit 30, start to get pudgy, red cheeked, start losing their hair & begin to look like, well, overgrown babies.

What's the story with that?!?

You puttin stuff in the stout?

Celly Smunt

Nodin wrote: »

You puttin stuff in the stout?

i bet he's drinking formula.

Procasinator

The pudginess is probably our increasingly high-calorie diet and sedentary lifestyle. Metabolic rates tend to decrease with age, too.

Red cheeks could be from Rosacea, nicknamed the 'curse of the Celts'. It might also be caused by increase body temperature from the pudginess and exertion kicking in sooner.

The losing of hair is most likely just plain old male pattern baldness.

Hope that helps answer your questions OP.

Shryke

bark bark

Doc Ruby

Procasinator wrote: »

The pudginess is probably our increasingly high-calorie diet and sedentary lifestyle. Metabolic rates tend to decrease with age, too.

Red cheeks could be from Rosacea, nicknamed the 'curse of the Celts'. It might also be caused by increase body temperature from the pudginess and exertion kicking in sooner.

I'm well past 30 and hairier and musclier than ever.

Snowie

starbelgrade wrote: »

It struck me recently that there a large number of men, who when they hit 30, start to get pudgy, red cheeked, start losing their hair & begin to look like, well, overgrown babies.

What's the story with that?!?

badly dressed poor diet, bad genetics.. irish people are kinda imbred i recon

A0

Alcohol - Sedentary lifestyle...

CreepingDeath

starbelgrade wrote: »

It struck me recently that there a large number of men, who when they hit 30, start to get pudgy, red cheeked, start losing their hair & begin to look like, well, overgrown babies.

You're probably just getting a little brewdy... seeing what you want to see.

Procasinator

Doc Ruby wrote: »

I'm well past 30 and hairier and musclier than ever.

Tell it to the OP, he thinks you are an overgrown baby!

Balmed Out

What I dont understand is all the younger 'men' who look like really ugly girls.

They wear hair gel, cosmetics and are dressed like they have a stylist rather then in a more functional manly way. Oh and they have wash bags containing more then tooth paste, tooth brush and razor. One other thing bad enough to be so vain as to have a comb but a hairbrush?

Morag

Their metabolism slows down and they can't eat and drink as much as they like with out it effecting their waist line. They either have to change their eating habits or get more active and burn it off, but they don't change their habits.

Snowie

Sharrow wrote: »

Their metabolism slows down and they can't eat and drink as much as they like with out it effecting their waist line. They either have to change their eating habits or get more active and burn it off, but they don't change their habits.

and bad genetics

mcmoustache

A0 wrote: »

Alcohol - Sedentary lifestyle...

That's pretty much it but I think we need funnier answers.

A0

mcmoustache wrote: »

That's pretty much it but I think we need funnier answers.

These men should grow a moustache.

That's the best I can do.

Guill

People don't wear enough hats

longshanks

Anyone brave enough to put an opinion out there about 30+ women?

starbelgrade

A0 wrote: »

These men should grow a moustache.

That's the best I can do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPecYfZNs1k

Cianos

12 pints and a snackbox

Hande hoche!

longshanks wrote: »

Anyone brave enough to put an opinion out there about 30+ women?

Milf thread?

mcmoustache

I've got nothing.

RachaelVO

starbelgrade wrote: »

It struck me recently that there a large number of men, who when they hit 30, start to get pudgy, red cheeked, start losing their hair & begin to look like, well, overgrown babies.

What's the story with that?!?

Probably just looking how they act!

Peetrik

IMO it's a combination of two things.

The first being an skewed idea of what a 'man' should look like, created by fashion magazines and pharmaceutical companies. Even before being photoshopped, the men presented only look ripped for the half hour of the shoot before going off and getting some carbs into them and rehydrating.

The second being just plain laziness and lack of willpower where diet is concerned. Exercise and fresh fruit & veg = toned. Beer & fried foods = chubby fat baby looks.

Ghandee

I think OP's onto something here. I've definitely started to wet myself a bit more than usual these days

starbelgrade

RachaelVO wrote: »

Probably just looking how they act!

There's definitely something in that... some men age well in that they grow into their adulthood and become, well, what men should be.

Others end up basically marrying a Mammy replacement & their wife ends up feeding them, washing & buying their clothes for them. They end up like badly dressed teenagers in big man baby bodies relying on their wives to be told what to do, how to act & where the dinner is.

They should have their man cards revoked & replaced with man baby cards.

Immaculate Pasta

I blame Ross Kemp. :cool:

Doc Ruby

Procasinator wrote: »

Tell it to the OP, he thinks you are an overgrown baby!

No, a bit more Slaine than Stewie.

whiskeyman

They're trying harder to suck titties too...

Sacksian

Lots of rugby players.

LH Pathe

Snowie wrote: »

badly dressed poor diet, bad genetics.. irish people are kinda imbred i recon

that doesn't even require reconnaissance my ma shacked up with a guy, they needn't get married as their surnames are already the same. Steve Collins? no; that Steve Collins, check out his wife.. cos if he gave her his 'tache she'd be 'im

not into promoting my sister as beauty queen I am very much the guy who looks for that green bitch. Or closest far flung thing.. Asian / Alien hmmm... even their text looks distinctly alien. We have bn voted as 1st n 2nd ugliest disrespectively; also internally flawed as highest instance of muamba syndrome in Europe.. n that's not even per head/ per capita!! I won't be settling for anything less lumme tell ya. I care about our future generations. Maybe I can now see why folk are crying out to mix it up more than just a bit here

ColeTrain

LH Pathe wrote: »

that doesn't even require reconnaissance my ma shacked up with a guy, they needn't get married as their surnames are already the same. Steve Vollins? no; that Steve Collins, check out his wife.. cos if he gave her his 'tache she'd be 'im

not into promoting my sister as beauty queen I am very much the guy who looks for that green bitch. Or closest far flung thing.. Asian / Alien hmmm... even their text looks distinctly alien. We have bn voted as 1st n 2nd ugliest disrespectively; also internally flawed as highest instance of muamba syndrome in Europe.. n that's not even per head/ per capita!! I won't be settling for anything less lumme tell ya. I care about our future generations

I'm sorry I didn't get that.

johnnyskeleton

LH Pathe wrote: »

that doesn't even require reconnaissance my ma shacked up with a guy, they needn't get married as their surnames are already the same. Steve Vollins? no; that Steve Collins, check out his wife.. cos if he gave her his 'tache she'd be 'im

not into promoting my sister as beauty queen I am very much the guy who looks for that green bitch. Or closest far flung thing.. Asian / Alien hmmm... even their text looks distinctly alien. We have bn voted as 1st n 2nd ugliest disrespectively; also internally flawed as highest instance of muamba syndrome in Europe.. n that's not even per head/ per capita!! I won't be settling for anything less lumme tell ya. I care about our future generations. Maybe I can now see why folk are crying out to mix it up more than just a bit here

Drugs are also a major factor in premature ageing I'm told.

LH Pathe

Another reason so many look like babies is the toddler wear even disenfranchised 13yr olds look like toddlers in. light blue hoodies etc looks like cot lining to me - Combined with Rooney syndrome it is devastating; looking older than one should yet also appearing younger.

I'd say less toddler, more shrek though. That's the Frenchman in me

FoxT

starbelgrade wrote: »

It struck me recently that there a large number of men, who when they hit 30, start to get pudgy, red cheeked, start losing their hair & begin to look like, well, overgrown babies.

What's the story with that?!?

Starbelgrade, you have (understandably!) babies on the brain atm :D

Mr.Biscuits

Men have a biological need to have nipples in their mouth and should that not occur for many years (for whatever reason that may be) the male body will start to physically morph back into baby form, as it the genetic memory knows that this was the last physical state that it was in when there was effortless ability to acquire regular breast offerings.

So, next time you laugh fat bald men who look like mini Michelin men - just remember the cause and appreciate that what you in fact witnessing is evolutionary phenomenon of: shape-shifting baby form regression due an oral deficiency of female nipples.

Snowie

LH Pathe wrote: »

that doesn't even require reconnaissance my ma shacked up with a guy, they needn't get married as their surnames are already the same. Steve Collins? no; that Steve Collins, check out his wife.. cos if he gave her his 'tache she'd be 'im

not into promoting my sister as beauty queen I am very much the guy who looks for that green bitch. Or closest far flung thing.. Asian / Alien hmmm... even their text looks distinctly alien. We have bn voted as 1st n 2nd ugliest disrespectively; also internally flawed as highest instance of muamba syndrome in Europe.. n that's not even per head/ per capita!! I won't be settling for anything less lumme tell ya. I care about our future generations. Maybe I can now see why folk are crying out to mix it up more than just a bit here

Mannnnnn I bet that totally made sense in your own head :cool:....

Who am I to judge...

LH Pathe

I have found myself more drawn to pensioners that are probably considered ugly by their own ethnic standards than an Irish former miss world in her apparent prime!

carbon nanotube

starbelgrade wrote: »

It struck me recently that there a large number of men, who when they hit 30, start to get pudgy, red cheeked, start losing their hair & begin to look like, well, overgrown babies.

What's the story with that?!?

better than to look like the arsenal keeper and be refused entry to, well everywhere

KKkitty

Balmed Out wrote: »

What I dont understand is all the younger 'men' who look like really ugly girls.

They wear hair gel, cosmetics and are dressed like they have a stylist rather then in a more functional manly way. Oh and they have wash bags containing more then tooth paste, tooth brush and razor. One other thing bad enough to be so vain as to have a comb but a hairbrush?

They're called metrosexuals I think. They more than likely have more beauty products than the average woman. They should hand in their man cards.

Raekwon

LH Pathe wrote: »

That's the Frenchman in me

What did he lean over and whisper in your ear?

Johro

Procasinator wrote: »

The pudginess is probably our increasingly high-calorie diet and sedentary lifestyle. Metabolic rates tend to decrease with age, too.

Red cheeks could be from Rosacea, nicknamed the 'curse of the Celts'. It might also be caused by increase body temperature from the pudginess and exertion kicking in sooner.

The losing of hair is most likely just plain old male pattern baldness.

Hope that helps answer your questions OP.

Or it could be the beer.

LH Pathe

Raekwon wrote: »

LH Pathe wrote: »

That's the Frenchman in me

What did he lean over and whisper in your ear?

Nasty things... he wanted his shoes polished n I said no. suddenly I was being sodomized by the devil imself and bawlin like a big baby

Festy

Bad diet,lack of exercise or none at all ,smoking and drinking is your answer OP.

Procasinator

Johro wrote: »

Or it could be the beer.

The beer increases the calorie intake alright, probably cause even more sedentary activity and flares up the Rosacea. Some are also likely to act like babies after a few too.

ziggy23

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

I blame Ross Kemp. :cool:

Ross Kemp is a ride:o It's the other guy who plays Phil Mitchell who is the image of a baby:pac: