Female Doctors examining blokes

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One for the lads, did you ever get a Stiffie when being examined by a female Doctor? and what was her reaction?
I had to show me ding dong to a lady doctor in the hospital once and she was a cracker, stage fright straight away (inverted mickey syndrome)

stupidusername

All the time.

questionmark?

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Jimmy Iovine

Random fact of the day:

1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.

TanG411

It's strictly business where doctors are concerned, regardless of gender.

Chuck Stone

ThinksAmoral wrote: »

It's strictly business where doctors are concerned, regardless of gender.

Unless they're a bit of an opportunist pervert.

Larianne

Jimmy Iovine wrote: »

Random fact of the day:

1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.

As opposed to dark blue?

Jimbob 83

It's fine as long as they don't have cold hands

amacachi

Well if a fella sticks his finger up your arse it's gay, it's fine if a woman does it.

Jimmy Iovine

Larianne wrote: »

As opposed to dark blue?

No. Red I think.

Larianne

Jimmy Iovine wrote: »

No. Red I think.

Hmmm.. Lobsters turn red when cooked, no? I've only seen dark blue/ dark brown lobsters in the sea.

_AVALANCHE_

stupidusername wrote: »

All the time.

OOOh you kidder you.

latenia

I think most Irish men fondly remember the day in primary school when we queued up to get our balls cupped by the community health doctor.

John Doe1

I strongly endorse any woman that will touch my willy:)

_AVALANCHE_

If a lad wanted to get a massage, what gender and age group should he be aiming for without looking like a perv?

DEFTLEFTHAND

Women Doctors The next thing they'll be taking over the legal profession. Oh wait they've already done that...

Jimmy Iovine

Larianne wrote: »

Hmmm.. Lobsters turn red when cooked, no? I've only seen dark blue/ dark brown lobsters in the sea.

I genuinely have no idea. You're kind of wrecking my fact of the day now . Please stop.

Kylo Ren

latenia wrote: »

I think most Irish men fondly remember the day in primary school when we queued up to get our balls cupped by the community health doctor.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? :O

suicide_circus

Last time I had a female doc was a few months back for my sex nct, so she jammed a swab up my japseye, swabbed my throat and my rectum. in the end it was just a bout of chlamydia - all clear now though, ladies

winston82

latenia wrote: »

I think most Irish men fondly remember the day in primary school when we queued up to get our balls cupped by the community health doctor.

Doctor?

latenia

Keno 92 wrote: »

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? :O

Presuming that you were born in 1992 and that they don't do this anymore, when you were about ten every pupil in primary schools was given a 'once-over' of medical and intellectual development tests such as your hearing and reading ability and, at its climax, a quick hand down your cacks to check if both your balls were there. A female doctor and nurse did the job and yes, it was great.

batistuta9

what age are you?

stoneill

You went to a doctor to get your mickey felt?

staker

stoneill wrote: »

You went to a doctor to get your mickey felt?

People don't?

Ghandee

I went for a testicle check up last week. The little Thai lady doctor cupped my balls and said "Don't worry, its quite normal to get an erection during this procedure"
I said " but I don't have an erection?"

she said , "No but I do!":eek:

Jesus Wept

Ghandee wrote: »

I went for a testicle check up last week. The little Thai lady doctor cupped my balls and said "Don't worry, its quite normal to get an erection during this procedure" I said "
I don't have an erection"

she said "No but I do":eek:

That is so unprofessional.

EKRIUQ

latenia wrote: »

Presuming that you were born in 1992 and that they don't do this anymore, when you were about ten every pupil in primary schools was given a 'once-over' of medical and intellectual development tests such as your hearing and reading ability and, at its climax, a quick hand down your cacks to check if both your balls were there. A female doctor and nurse did the job and yes, it was great.

Born long before 1992 and I never had that done to me

staker

Ghandee wrote: »

I went for a testicle check up last week. The little Thai lady doctor cupped my balls and said "Don't worry, its quite normal to get an erection during this procedure" I said "
I don't have an erection"

she said "No but I do":eek:

It's the way he tells 'em:pac: that's Ghandee one testicle!

Jesus Wept

EKRIUQ wrote: »

Born long before 1992 and I never had that done to me

I did, strange times. It's a helluva country.

Encrypted Pigeon

latenia wrote: »

Presuming that you were born in 1992 and that they don't do this anymore, when you were about ten every pupil in primary schools was given a 'once-over' of medical and intellectual development tests such as your hearing and reading ability and, at its climax, a quick hand down your cacks to check if both your balls were there. A female doctor and nurse did the job and yes, it was great.

Remember that too, I really really hope that was for medical purposes, otherwise ....

dermiek

John Doe1 wrote: »

I strongly endorse encourage any woman that will touch my willy to bathe daily in warm dettol for a month

Fixed that for ya:D.

antodeco

latenia wrote: »

I think most Irish men fondly remember the day in primary school when we queued up to get our balls cupped by the community health doctor.

Dude, that never happened. I think you were molested. Did the small white collar not give you an idea?

Gummy Panda

antodeco wrote: »

latenia wrote: »

I think most Irish men fondly remember the day in primary school when we queued up to get our balls cupped by the community health doctor.

Dude, that never happened. I think you were molested. Did the small white collar not give you an idea?

It did happen. I remember it too

Ellis Dee

The lady in the picture is a professor of vascular surgery and performed a 7-hour operation on me 18 months ago. Fortunately for me, she is more than just a pretty face or sex object. My own experience of hospitals and medical treatment generally is that sexual urges are quickly forgotten and anyway medical personnel are real professionals who are excellent at avoiding embarrassing situations.:):)

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anewme

Gummy Panda wrote: »

It did happen. I remember it too

Yes and if you were a girl, you were standing in your knickers and vest and they just pulled the elastic of your knickers out and had a look down, front and back.

cherryghost

Gummy Panda wrote: »

It did happen. I remember it too

Same

Meauldsegosha

anewme wrote: »

Gummy Panda wrote: »

It did happen. I remember it too

Yes and if you were a girl, you were standing in your knickers and vest and they just pulled the elastic of your knickers out and had a look down, front and back.

I'm a girl and that never happened to me in school. I do remember the rubella shot and the cube of sugar.

Gannicus

latenia wrote: »

Presuming that you were born in 1992 and that they don't do this anymore, when you were about ten every pupil in primary schools was given a 'once-over' of medical and intellectual development tests such as your hearing and reading ability and, at its climax, a quick hand down your cacks to check if both your balls were there. A female doctor and nurse did the job and yes, it was great.

I never had this happen. What sort of fúcked up primary school did you go to?

smcgiff

latenia wrote: »

I think most Irish men fondly remember the day in primary school when we queued up to get our balls cupped by the community health doctor.

Had forgotten all about. Oh, Nurse!

Sir Oxman

Big Steve wrote: »

I never had this happen. What sort of fúcked up primary school did you go to?

That happened in my primary school as well - woman doctor that looked like Thelma Mansfield...I even remeber the jocks I was wearing were yellow (their original colour);)

CitizenKeane

Big Steve wrote: »

I never had this happen. What sort of fúcked up primary school did you go to?

I presumed that was standard procedure
Even as a 7 year old, I thought it was very strange. We had to line up outside the classroom and go in two at a time stripped down to our y-fronts!
Then we had to drop them, and she felt my balls and pulled back the foreskin. We were side by side.. :eek:

Deus Ex Machina

CitizenKeane wrote: »

Big Steve wrote: »

I never had this happen. What sort of fúcked up primary school did you go to?

I presumed that was standard procedure
Even as a 7 year old, I thought it was very strange. We had to line up outside the classroom and go in two at a time stripped down to our y-fronts!
Then we had to drop them, and she felt my balls and pulled back the foreskin. We were side by side.. :eek:

Duuuude! You where'd you go to school, Rape High?

Encrypted Pigeon

CitizenKeane wrote: »

I presumed that was standard procedure
Even as a 7 year old, I thought it was very strange. We had to line up outside the classroom and go in two at a time stripped down to our y-fronts!
Then we had to drop them, and she felt my balls and pulled back the foreskin. We were side by side.. :eek:

Like I said I do remember the check ups but what your describing sounds very suspect.

Rabies

CitizenKeane wrote: »

I presumed that was standard procedure
Even as a 7 year old, I thought it was very strange. We had to line up outside the classroom and go in two at a time stripped down to our y-fronts!
Then we had to drop them, and she felt my balls and pulled back the foreskin. We were side by side.. :eek:

remember those myself too.

Prob 8yrs old.
The class was all done in small groups.
A grope and a cough.
Looking back its weird alright

up for anything

My school didn't go in for that, thank feck. The only person who tried to check in my knickers was a nasty great-uncle. :mad:

Gummy Panda

Rabies wrote: »

CitizenKeane wrote: »

I presumed that was standard procedure
Even as a 7 year old, I thought it was very strange. We had to line up outside the classroom and go in two at a time stripped down to our y-fronts!
Then we had to drop them, and she felt my balls and pulled back the foreskin. We were side by side.. :eek:

remember those myself too.

Prob 8yrs old.
The class was all done in small groups.
A grope and a cough.
Looking back its weird alright

Maybe it was only done in less privileged areas. I know it was to check development

Pandora2

Like previous posters, I remember Rubella and the cube of sugar but, I assure you, nobody had a quick look into my knickers!!

But, I recall my brothers were both examined to estalish whether both testicles had descended;) I know this because, one of them was a ball short and I overheard Mum & Dad discussing it, he had to have treatment (not sure what that involved:eek:) and had this done in Glasgow as he was already being treated in a hospital there for a major heart defect, discovered at birth.

By no means comprehensive explanation for your experience but, at least one man on the planet benefitted from a full compliment of balls as a result of this examination!!;)

Stinicker

I remember being "groped" by a community health nurse or doctor also and she felt my scrotum also. Reading this thread reminded me of it having forgotten all about it for years, I never knew it was widespread though. I also had a hearing test and some other weird things done!

Pandora2

Stinicker wrote: »

I remember being "groped" by a community health nurse or doctor also and she felt my scrotum also. Reading this thread reminded me of it having forgotten all about it for years, I never knew it was widespread though. I also had a hearing test and some other weird things done!

She "groped" you and felt your scrotum...........and you thought the Hearing Test was weird??

kowloon

Never had that happen to me. Remember the shots and the cube of sugar, rmember a vision and hearing test.

That lining up thing sounds like something I would have expected from the Christian Brothers, not regular primary schools.

jiltloop

Pandora2 wrote: »

Like previous posters, I remember Rubella and the cube of sugar but, I assure you, nobody had a quick look into my knickers!!

What? No one checked Pandora's box?

Seriously though I had that check up in primary school too. It was standard procedure for everybody.