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Did you ever make a Sex Tape?

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    #32
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    I did once, years ago, has since been destroyed :) I hope, or his new missus will not be pleased.


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    #33
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    krudler wrote: »
    ppfff, philistines, sex blu-rays are where its at now

    With the interactive menu, including the opportunity to change camera angles. Not forgetting the commentary.


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    #34
    dark crystal
    Registered Users Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    Can't think of anything worse than watching yourself back in the nip bouncing and thrusting away with a 'sex face' on.

    Oh the inhumanity of it :eek:


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    #35
    discus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    Not for Discus or the good lady in his life. Mirrors are just about it.


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    #36
    Fiona
    Registered Users Posts: 2,349 ✭✭✭Fiona


    johnayo wrote: »
    I'll sell it back to you for a special price.:D

    Must be decent if you want money to part with it so!

    Or else you just feel sorry for me!


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    #37
    johnayo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    Believe me you were brilliant.;););)


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    #38
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    She was so fat that the sex tape had to be shot from a satellite.


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    #39
    wilkie2006
    Registered Users Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    Misticles wrote: »
    Ye sure why not as long as it stays in the right hands!

    When I look at your user name I see a bit of "mystical" but mainly "testicles".

    Anyway, sex tapes. Mad yokes altogether.


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    #40
    some random drunk
    Registered Users Posts: 967 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    Not a sex tape as such but I did have a girlfriend a couple of years ago who liked to pose naked for photos or in sexy outfits etc. I still have the pics, but I'd never show them to anyone.

    I did have sex with her once while her 2 of her mates watched on webcam, as far as I know they didn't record it though.


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    #41
    Fiona
    Registered Users Posts: 2,349 ✭✭✭Fiona


    johnayo wrote: »
    Believe me you were brilliant.;););)

    Yikes do you know me :o:p:p:p


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    #42
    johnayo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    some random drunk wrote: »
    Not a sex tape as such but I did have a girlfriend a couple of years ago who liked to pose naked for photos or in sexy outfits etc. I still have the pics, but I'd never show them to anyone.

    I did have sex with her once while her 2 of her mates watched on webcam, as far as I know they didn't record it though.

    Why did I not meet these girls back in the day.:mad:


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    #43
    johnayo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    mrs crilly wrote: »
    Yikes do you know me :o:p:p:p

    I wish I did.:rolleyes:


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    #44
    token101
    Registered Users Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    mrs crilly wrote: »
    I have made a couple with himself, I am the only one who knows where it is saved mind you just in case.

    Himself had a video of me on his phone doing something and he lost his phone :rolleyes:

    That was a about 4 years ago now and I have still yet to find something on youtube so either my performance was crap or I just got lucky :D

    Youtube? Eh, you're looking in the wrong places there!


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    #45
    Fiona
    Registered Users Posts: 2,349 ✭✭✭Fiona


    token101 wrote: »
    Youtube? Eh, you're looking in the wrong places there!

    * runs to redtube :D


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    #46
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    no, not yet anyway ;), always wanted to though, its on my life todo list :D


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    #47
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    I invented a sex tape, whereby one can safely tape their sex to whatever they wish without it being painful when being removed.


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    #48
    token101
    Registered Users Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    mrs crilly wrote: »
    * runs to redtube :D

    Eh i can't check or google it because I'm working, but I've heard something like 80% of the internet is porn. You're part of that 80%! I'd almost guarantee some Indonesian lad has come across that video.....probably more than once. That's a compliment really though!


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    #49
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,148 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Red Hand wrote: »
    I invented a sex tape, whereby one can safely tape their sex to whatever they wish without it being painful when being removed.

    Well, according to your Username, i'd hate to think what you get up to in YOUR sex tapes! :(


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    #50
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Yes. Wanna see?

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    #51
    token101
    Registered Users Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    no, not yet anyway ;), always wanted to though, its on my life todo list :D

    I hear Fiddy is always looking to take b*tches to the Candy Shop for a lick of the lollypop. You won't even need to leave the gaff!


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    #52
    some random drunk
    Registered Users Posts: 967 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    johnayo wrote: »
    Why did I not meet these girls back in the day.:mad:

    She was a 19 yr old and I was late 20s. Young ones these days are mad, what with the influence of easily accessible streaming porn etc.


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    #53
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Well, according to your Username, i'd hate to think what you get up to in YOUR sex tapes! :(

    That was a trial experiment. The (red) sex tape is still stuck to my hand. And my hand is still stuck to...:eek:


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    #54
    patwicklow
    Registered Users Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭patwicklow


    Dont need to make a sex tape have mirrored ceilings :D


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    #55
    token101
    Registered Users Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    patwicklow wrote: »
    Dont need to make a sex tape have mirrored ceilings :D

    Celtic Tiger was good to you then! Did you spend your SSIAs on that?


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    #56
    Fiona
    Registered Users Posts: 2,349 ✭✭✭Fiona


    patwicklow wrote: »
    Dont need to make a sex tape have mirrored ceilings :D

    Yeah ya see I would not be able to relax with that as I would keep thinking they were going to fall down on top of me!


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    #57
    patwicklow
    Registered Users Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭patwicklow


    mrs crilly wrote: »
    Yeah ya see I would not be able to relax with that as I would keep thinking they were going to fall down on top of me!

    Na such a great view from all angles best investment ever in the house:D


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    #58
    El Horseboxo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,339 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    Did once on my phone last year. Was a one night stand and the girl wanted me to. Not really my kinda thing. Anyways she sent it to herself and then headed back to Norway 2 days later. One of my mates came across it on my phone a few weeks later when looking at videos of Dublin winning the Sam and began showing it to mates. Why mates would wanna see another mates hard cock is beyond me.


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    #59
    Fiona
    Registered Users Posts: 2,349 ✭✭✭Fiona


    patwicklow wrote: »
    Na such a great view from all angles best investment ever in the house:D

    Nah prefer sideways or else head on view :D


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    #60
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    El Horseboxo wrote: »
    Why mates would wanna see another mates hard cock is beyond me.

    I'd hazard a guess it wasn't your cock they were interested in seeing.


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    #61
    patwicklow
    Registered Users Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭patwicklow


    mrs crilly wrote: »
    Nah prefer sideways or else head on view :D

    hmm well any time you wanna see my mirror let me know:D


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