Rosanna Davidson Agony Aunt

CyberJuice

i read the herald every day and for the past while its been annoying me that this woman has been given a job as an agony aunt

what does she know about life at her age, or hardships

she went to private schools,grew up in rich home celebrity dadyy,probly fancy holidays,soon as she left school she is modeling,never did a days hard work unless you count standing aorund having your photo taken.. then after a couple years of this she becomes miss ireland and then goes off to do miss world..


how can she give people advice in an agony aunt capacity?

dear rosanna,im addicted to the smack and ive been injectin into my eyelids coz all me other veins have colappsed and i dont know how to get off it,please help me


dear roasanna im a fat ugly over weight bird with no friends and no fellas will look at me never mind kiss me, what can i do

dear roasanna my father is an abusive alcogolic and he beat us for years and now im all messed up and dont know what im doin im suicidal

dear rosanna i got molested as a kid and now every time i see my uncle he winks at me and tries touching me up,i need help



what does this woman know about any of these issues,how is she qualified to give people advice on anything other then modelling or going to celebrity parties???


am i the only one annoyed by this

Born to Die

She is Miss World, she has done it all.

mackg

I doubt too many people with serious problems are going to go looking for advice off the agony aunt in the herald. If they did I'm sure all they would do is recommend the person get in contact with someone who is actually in a position to help.

Sinfonia

If you're that upset about the propriety of the Herald agony aunt, I can't imagine you've seen much hardship either.

CyberJuice

mackg wrote: »

I doubt too many people with serious problems are going to go looking for advice off the agony aunt in the herald. If they did I'm sure all they would do is recommend the person get in contact with someone who is actually in a position to help.

i know this but still shes not qualified for the job at all

give her a column about fashion or the celeb scene in dublin or soemthing usefull to the young girls or somebody

CyberJuice

Sinfonia wrote: »

If you're that upset about the propriety of the Herald agony aunt, I can't imagine you've seen much hardship either.

im not upset

we are in a recession here, people are struggling to find jobs but the herald is giving this job to rosanna davidson,does she need the few quid

let some 55 year old aulone on the dole from finglas do the job or soembody who knows something about living

not some 23 year old rich kid or however old she is

mackg

It really is just an excuse to stick her name on the cover and use that to market the paper to her fans.

CyberJuice

mackg wrote: »

It really is just an excuse to stick her name on the cover and use that to market the paper to her fans.

give her a modelling column or a fashion column and stick her face and name on the cover for her fans

John Doe1

CyberJuice wrote: »

im not upset

we are in a recession here, people are struggling to find jobs but the herald is giving this job to rosanna davidson,does she need the few quid

let some 55 year old aulone on the dole from finglas do the job or soembody who knows something about living

not some 23 year old rich kid or however old she is

100 % of 55 yo's from finglas are illiterate

CyberJuice

John Doe1 wrote: »

100 % of 55 yo's from finglas are illiterate

some 40 yr old from ballyfermot then

MungBean

Nobody writes to those things, they make it all up.

mackg

MungBean wrote: »

Nobody writes to those things, they make it all up.

Took the words out of my mouth, a fashion/celeb column would involve her writing a column this avoids that messy business.

ColeTrain

MungBean wrote: »

Nobody writes to those things, they make it all up.

it's in decline now but before the days of the internet the troll had to get off on something.

token101

Dear Roseanna,

My Dad thinks he's a singer. He keeps writing sh*t songs like this one:

MungBean

Dear Rosanna I know this old fella who's eyebrows are bigger than his head. Should I beat them off with a hurl or set fire to them ?

MrStuffins

CyberJuice wrote: »

we are in a recession here, people are struggling to find jobs but the herald is giving this job to rosanna davidson,does she need the few quid

:rolleyes:

This is the worst instance i've seen of the use of the "People are struggling to find jobs" cliché!

GTFO!

CageWager

haters be hatin

ColeTrain

MrStuffins wrote: »

:rolleyes:

This is the worst instance i've seen of the use of the "People are struggling to find jobs" cliché!

GTFO!

He's missing the point. It goes back to the bankers, they ruined us :mad:

MrStuffins

ColeTrain wrote: »

He's missing the point. It goes back to the bankers, they ruined us :mad:

Rosanna Davison yadda yadda bankers yadda yadda BERTIE!!!!!!!! blah yadda blah!

im invisible

CyberJuice wrote: »

dear rosanna,im addicted to the smack and ive been injectin into my eyelids coz all me other veins have colappsed and i dont know how to get off it,please help me

dear roasanna im a fat ugly over weight bird with no friends and no fellas will look at me never mind kiss me, what can i do

dear roasanna my father is an abusive alcogolic and he beat us for years and now im all messed up and dont know what im doin im suicidal

dear rosanna i got molested as a kid and now every time i see my uncle he winks at me and tries touching me up,i need help

jezus OP, you had a hard life there all-right, have you tried seeking professional help?

afatbollix

Ya well shes getting the baps out for playboy so who cares.

MrStuffins

afatbollix wrote: »

Ya well shes getting the baps out for playboy so who cares.

About 5 years after anyone was interested!

Miss World, maybe, but attractive? Nah!

General General

Dear Rosanna,

me Da is shaggin' me Nanny...

/thread.

jd007

CyberJuice wrote: »

am i the only one annoyed by this

Yes

LH Pathe

If t'eyes are the window of the soul, she's a fùcking airhead

General General

I can see the Herald doin' a piece on this thread yet...

MrStuffins

Imagine if Alison O'Riordan wrote to her looking for advice on her negative equity....... and Rosanna replied..........

I think the brainless sh*tty "Journalism" universe would implode!

DEFTLEFTHAND

MungBean wrote: »

Nobody writes to those things, they make it all up.

Correct, That was my job during TY work experience.

LH Pathe

I wish to neither knock her out nor up but them rags should not be allowed publish such for the throngs that only really buy em for that section. For inspiration.. see how at lunchbreaks they comb those sections studiously for inspiration or to nervously check if what they did last night is acceptable. it often is..

"Sure she wasn't that close a cousin"

"Sure that one brief encounter will only bond you closer to your bff's bf in the long run"

I'm not surprised rosanna lights up like a guru for this sort of tripe

Galwayguy35

Well when Jordan is writing an agony aunt colum then i guess anyone can do the job. Anyone remember Dear Linda in the Sunday world? The problems were alot simpler back then.:pac:

Jess16

Rosanna is writing rubbish for a rag because nobody else will employ her

LH Pathe

She should pile on the pounds overnight and take to the wrestling ring under the guise of 'Agony Aunt' proper cos i only have to read her for my eyes to hurt.

Son Of A Vidic

Born to Die wrote: »

She is Miss World, she has done it them all.

Fyp for ya.

galwayrush

Dear Rosanna, some rich git brought my girlfriend off to Moroco for a few nights, do you think he shagged her?

mconigol

CyberJuice wrote: »

i read the herald every day and for the past while its been annoying me that this woman has been given a job as an agony aunt

what does she know about life at her age, or hardships

she went to private schools,grew up in rich home celebrity dadyy,probly fancy holidays,soon as she left school she is modeling,never did a days hard work unless you count standing aorund having your photo taken.. then after a couple years of this she becomes miss ireland and then goes off to do miss world..


how can she give people advice in an agony aunt capacity?

dear rosanna,im addicted to the smack and ive been injectin into my eyelids coz all me other veins have colappsed and i dont know how to get off it,please help me


dear roasanna im a fat ugly over weight bird with no friends and no fellas will look at me never mind kiss me, what can i do

dear roasanna my father is an abusive alcogolic and he beat us for years and now im all messed up and dont know what im doin im suicidal

dear rosanna i got molested as a kid and now every time i see my uncle he winks at me and tries touching me up,i need help



what does this woman know about any of these issues,how is she qualified to give people advice on anything other then modelling or going to celebrity parties???


am i the only one annoyed by this

dear rosanna

help. i can't find the shift key.

regards

homerjay2005

CyberJuice wrote: »

im not upset

we are in a recession here, people are struggling to find jobs but the herald is giving this job to rosanna davidson,does she need the few quid

let some 55 year old aulone on the dole from finglas do the job or soembody who knows something about living

not some 23 year old rich kid or however old she is

a 55 year old "aulone" on the dole from finglas, doesnt sell newspapers....

a former miss world does.

there lies the difference. and anyway, its probably not even her writing them anyway, just her name and the "problems" are fake...

Voodoo_rasher

I'd say she's better at giving pity rather than advice. yes , its absurd giving her an agony aunt slot; arguably her life's prime motivation is the 'golden mickey ha ha. Why shoul she care? )

Ellis Dee

Does anyone sane take agony aunts seriously? The only useful function they ever served was to be a target for trolls long before the Internet was even thought of.:D

I once asked this of "Dear Angela MacNamara": Does taking the contraceptive pill break your fast before Holy Communion?" The silly aul cow never even replied to me.:):):)

Nothingbetter2d

CyberJuice wrote: »

i read the herald every day and for the past while its been annoying me that this woman has been given a job as an agony aunt

what does she know about life at her age, or hardships

she went to private schools,grew up in rich home celebrity dadyy,probly fancy holidays,soon as she left school she is modeling,never did a days hard work unless you count standing aorund having your photo taken.. then after a couple years of this she becomes miss ireland and then goes off to do miss world..


how can she give people advice in an agony aunt capacity?

dear rosanna,im addicted to the smack and ive been injectin into my eyelids coz all me other veins have colappsed and i dont know how to get off it,please help me


dear roasanna im a fat ugly over weight bird with no friends and no fellas will look at me never mind kiss me, what can i do

dear roasanna my father is an abusive alcogolic and he beat us for years and now im all messed up and dont know what im doin im suicidal

dear rosanna i got molested as a kid and now every time i see my uncle he winks at me and tries touching me up,i need help



what does this woman know about any of these issues,how is she qualified to give people advice on anything other then modelling or going to celebrity parties???


am i the only one annoyed by this

dear rosanna the OP can't spell alcoholic properly... how do i tell him without offending him

ScumLord

CyberJuice wrote: »

i read the herald every day and for the past while its been annoying me that this woman has been given a job as an agony aunt

what does she know about life at her age, or hardships

Are you sure your not confusing an agony aunt with a psychiatrist. Any one that gives advice to someone could be considered an agony aunt you don't need any training.

smash

Dear Rosanna, my boyfriend bought me the wrong Christian Louboutin shoes, FML, what should I do?

RobbieTheRobber

homerjay2005 wrote: »

a 55 year old "aulone" on the dole from finglas, doesnt sell newspapers....

a former miss world does.

there lies the difference. and anyway, its probably not even her writing them anyway, just her name and the "problems" are fake...

Does she really sell papers though?

I am really struglling to think of somone who would buy a paper because a former beauty contestant writes an agony aunt page.
Surely the sort of people who would consider themselves a fan of her would only be able to read her coloum if each Piece was no longer than 140 characters and used TXT SPK!

AngryBollix

Dear Rosanna,

I'd really love to shag a miss world. You'll do. How about it?

Sanjuro

Born to Die wrote: »

She is Miss World, she has done it all.

Jaysus. She must have a wizard's sleeve down there.

MrStuffins

smash wrote: »

Dear Rosanna, my boyfriend bought me the wrong Christian Louboutin shoes, FML, what should I do?

Dear Rosanna

My Boyfriend knows what Christian Louboutin shoes are. I think he might be homosexual!

Ronin247

CyberJuice wrote: »

...............

let some 55 year old aulone on the dole from finglas do the job or soembody who knows something about living
........

Calling Dr Roof....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN5MH57wuu4

admiralofthefleet

dear rosanna: my da is ridin the nanny, what do?

Defiler Of The Coffin

Well, if she wants to follow in the footsteps of the late great Patricia Redlich she has to start somewhere. They could give her a few easy questions to start off, e.g. "my boyfriend beats me with a novelty rubber mallet every night, should I leave him?" and then increase the complexity gradually; "My boyfriend wants to go down on me but the thought of a ginger beard down there triggers a traumatic childhood memory" etc.

Defiler Of The Coffin

Ellis Dee wrote: »

Does anyone sane take agony aunts seriously? The only useful function they ever served was to be a target for trolls long before the Internet was even thought of.:D

I once asked this of "Dear Angela MacNamara": Does taking the contraceptive pill break your fast before Holy Communion?" The silly aul cow never even replied to me.:):):)

Ah yes, good old Catholic fundamentalist Angela MacNamara. I remember her sending a letter into a newspaper in which she lamented the demise of the nuclear family, blaming society's ills on gay couples, single parents, divorced parents etc.

In her world sex before marriage makes you irresponsible, and choking the old chicken is selfish because the love is turned back towards yourself. Indeed.

RichieC

People like this are owed a living due to their good genes and societal status. you're nothing but a begrudger, OP!11

If you think Gattaca is far fetched you're living in a dream world.

stovelid

She's probably paid for her picture and endorsement. Some poor bastard on work experience probably writes the articles.

I once wrote some of the daily horoscopes for a well know Irish daily tabloid when on work experience.