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How often do you fap?

  • 15-03-2012 6:35pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 329 ✭✭ThinkAboutIt


    One a day? Twice a day? Three times a week?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    depends if the gf is around.

    up to when its just about to fall if she is away

    when she is here i let her do it till its just about to fall off


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Genius thread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭Old Tom


    Genius thread.
    **** may want to share...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 190 ✭✭Friel


    I'm at the point were it's probably having a more negative effect on my health than it is positive.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 320 ✭✭OMARS_COMING_


    4-5 times a day


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33,733 ✭✭✭✭Myrddin


    Once a day? Twice a day? Three times a week lady?

    .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 190 ✭✭Friel


    4-5 times a day

    Appropriate name ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 329 ✭✭ThinkAboutIt


    Does fapping 4-5 times a day not effect your sexual performance?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 666 ✭✭✭A0


    Does fapping 4-5 times a day not effect your sexual performance?

    ThinkAboutIt...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,007 ✭✭✭Phill Ewinn


    One a day? Twice a day? Three times a week?

    Twice a day, three days a week. Yor ma does the other days


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,005 ✭✭✭howsyourtusk


    Does fapping 4-5 times a day not effect your sexual performance?

    Less sperm = less chance of babies


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭Owen_S


    They say you should try have 5 a day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭flyswatter


    Bout 3 fiddy a ....something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,295 ✭✭✭✭MadYaker


    Not as often as i see threads about fapping in After Hours! If its not fapping its sex or porn or pubic hair discussions.

    Sometimes i despair for the human race.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 638 ✭✭✭flanders1979


    Why don't ye organise a game of soggy biscuit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Wheneven I feel the need to do it. :D

    I go through up and down phases, plus I've got the bf so I've no real need at the moment. (Unless he's away or something!)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 214 ✭✭bensweeney


    At least once a day, probably more. I cant remember a day since I was about thirteen when I have not fapped even after having sex that day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,299 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    I don't. Ever. It doesn't do anything for me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Less sperm = less chance of babies


    Up the arse = Zero Babies


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Why don't ye organise a game of soggy biscuit


    Munching boards jip might be more than even we can handle


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Once a year :(:(:(



    its tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 76 ✭✭lg01


    I don't. Ever. It doesn't do anything for me!

    I genuinely feel sorry for you. It is one of life's great little pleasures. Seriously you should give it a go and try to get into it. Don't you wonder why 99% of teh world loves it, and talking about it etc?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭blaze1


    MadYaNKER wrote: »
    Not as often as i see threads about fapping in After Hours! If its not fapping its sex or porn or pubic hair discussions.

    Sometimes i despair for the human race.

    Fixed your name




  • lg01 wrote: »
    I don't. Ever. It doesn't do anything for me!

    I genuinely feel sorry for you. It is one of life's great little pleasures. Seriously you should give it a go and try to get into it. Don't you wonder why 99% of teh world loves it, and talking about it etc?

    If your twelve maybe ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    lg01 wrote: »
    I genuinely feel sorry for you. It is one of life's great little pleasures. Seriously you should give it a go and try to get into it. Don't you wonder why 99% of teh world loves it, and talking about it etc?

    Maybe you should try taking a break from it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 350 ✭✭Roadtrippin


    Hahaha. Some of the answers are quite funny. There is always one of these threads on After Hours. Imagine all the fapping you could be doing while creating silly threads like this one :D

    4-5 times a day??? How do you ever go to work and get s**t done? Or is that your weekend average :D And if you have a gf how does she feel about this? Does she go to her room 4-5 times a day??? Haha.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    if i havent/not going to get any that day then id really need it about once or twice at least, waking up fap and/or bedtime routine fap have to be done too!
    Started fapping at 14, i remember being like woah what was that, doing that again, you cant really ever beat your first fap tbh ;)
    cant see me stopping anytime soon :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    not often enough


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Every 5mins...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 190 ✭✭Friel


    Hahaha. Some of the answers are quite funny. There is always one of these threads on After Hours. Imagine all the fapping you could be doing while creating silly threads like this one :D

    4-5 times a day??? How do you ever go to work and get s**t done? Or is that your weekend average :D And if you have a gf how does she feel about this? Does she go to her room 4-5 times a day??? Haha.

    I have a gf and I could easily have enough time to do 4-5 in a day. Probably has something to do with her not being physically attached to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    right now .:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭wardy2


    morning ****
    Afternoon ****
    Evening ****
    and you can't forget laptop ****


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Where would we be without the fine art of ****?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    wardy2 wrote: »
    morning ****
    Afternoon ****
    Evening ****
    and you can forget laptop ****


    celebration ****

    exercise ****

    desperation ****

    depression beating ****.

    getting rid of a never ending b ugle ****

    hangover ****


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 666 ✭✭✭A0


    celebration ****

    exercise ****

    desperation ****

    depression beating ****.

    getting rid of a never ending b ugle ****

    hangover ****

    Angry ****


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    A0 wrote: »
    Angry ****


    Theyre the best ones.

    It takes years to master the art of punching your own sphinc during ****


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 190 ✭✭Friel


    Where would we be without the fine art of ****?

    Our ballbags would be huge :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    Thread lacks a poll.

    Giggity!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    celebration ****

    exercise ****

    desperation ****

    depression beating ****.

    getting rid of a never ending b ugle ****

    hangover ****

    **** ****


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Friel wrote: »
    Our ballbags would be huge :eek:


    with tiny wangs


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    Too much of **** gives you hairy hands, as my granny always used to say :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,629 ✭✭✭Hunchback


    celebration ****

    exercise ****

    desperation ****

    depression beating ****.

    getting rid of a never ending b ugle ****

    hangover ****

    aaaaah yesss, hangover **** :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭wardy2


    celebration ****

    exercise ****

    desperation ****

    depression beating ****.

    getting rid of a never ending b ugle ****

    hangover ****

    work ****


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 350 ✭✭Roadtrippin


    Friel wrote: »
    I have a gf and I could easily have enough time to do 4-5 in a day. Probably has something to do with her not being physically attached to me.

    Let me guess, you don't live together? :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,353 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    Usually, 2-3 a day. Sometimes, I get really horny and I might get a fourth in.

    Even when I had a GF, it was about 2-3 times a day.

    I think the most I ever did was eight in one day when I was about 14. I had just started and couldn't get enough of it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,900 ✭✭✭InTheTrees


    Lars1916 wrote: »
    Too much of **** gives you hairy hands, as my granny always used to say :D

    Fascinating conversations you must have had with your old gran...

    :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭previous user


    One a day? Twice a day? Three times a week?

    Thats an extremly personal question to be asking people to be honest.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    I think the most I ever did was eight in one day when I was about 14. I had just started and couldn't get enough of it!
    heard about a lad who did 42 in a row and died, true story


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Once a year.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 786 ✭✭✭Kurz


    I'd to go for three visits to a fertility clinic to provide my swimmers once. They told me not to whack it until my next visit which was five days later. I ended up not being able to keep to this arrangement. They knew by the sample when I did go. It was like some kind of bad dream sitting talking to someone sitting behind a desk scolding me for having a wonk.


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