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My neck hurts

12-03-2012 11:33pm

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a lot!

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#2 12-03-2012 11:42pm

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Alot's not here, can I take a message?

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#3 12-03-2012 11:47pm

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Oh, OK. Em, just say I have a really sore neck and have them call me back when they come back. Thanks.

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#4 13-03-2012 12:11am

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Do you use your neck to make a call

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#5 13-03-2012 7:14am

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Sore necks are caused by ducks.

It's a scientific FACT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

Link to scientific study

Link to scientific study

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#6 13-03-2012 1:16pm

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You looking for a massage?

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#7 13-03-2012 2:25pm

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No a message

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#8 13-03-2012 4:10pm

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Message? in what terms? A phone message? A crick neck so from holding the phone or not sitting properly in a chair!

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#9 13-03-2012 4:14pm

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I think you solved it Dela, crick neck from holding phone while driving, handsfree is the way to go.

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#10 13-03-2012 4:19pm

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Don't know where it came from. Going to lash two hot water bottles to either side of my neck and see how it goes.

Activating quare looks defence shield

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#11 13-03-2012 4:27pm

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Have you tried this?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77574527#post77574527

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#12 13-03-2012 4:29pm

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You could man up and stop whining for awhile, it's not as if you are in pain.

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#13 13-03-2012 4:33pm

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I thought we had established that I am in pain?

At Oranage2: I'll try bukkake before I'll try that!

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#14 13-03-2012 4:35pm

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Cut your head off and then your brain won't be able to feel the pain.

Simples.

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#15 13-03-2012 4:35pm

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To go with the hot water bottles.

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#16 13-03-2012 4:36pm

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FTGFOP wrote: »

I thought we had established that I am in pain?

We don't care if you are in pain, get over it all ready.

The nice sam will be back with something for you in a minute.

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#17 13-03-2012 4:39pm

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Ha sam.

You should cut off your finger so that way you'll be distracted from your neck pain.

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#18 13-03-2012 4:40pm

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OK. Thanks for the cake but chocolate is a very strong flavour I'd rather have mildy malted plain biscuit and maybe some weak lemon drink.

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#19 13-03-2012 4:41pm

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I love the hot damp rubbery smell you get when you fill a hot water bottle.

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#20 13-03-2012 4:45pm

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Hey Orange.

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#21 13-03-2012 4:45pm

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FTGFOP wrote: »

I love the hot damp rubbery smell you get when you fill a hot water bottle.

Hate the smell of rubber.

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#22 13-03-2012 4:51pm

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NIce cake for you, this will cure all your aches and pains, we all win, you will stop whining.

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#23 13-03-2012 4:51pm

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Even tyre rubber, Hondasam?

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#24 13-03-2012 4:55pm

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Well tyre rubber is a bit different. eat your cake.

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#25 13-03-2012 4:59pm

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*eats cake*

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#26 13-03-2012 5:05pm

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Good boy, how is the neck? feeling better?

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#27 13-03-2012 5:09pm

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hondasam wrote: »

Hate the smell of rubber.

Even ?

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#28 13-03-2012 5:15pm

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No smut in here.

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#29 13-03-2012 5:20pm

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Oh, I must have mistaken you my lady for some other wench.

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#30 13-03-2012 5:22pm

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me a lady thanks.

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#31 13-03-2012 5:22pm

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This has nothing to do with FTGFOP's neck or the soreness thereof.

Unless he hurt his neck shagging hondasam ("lady", lol), in which case the neck should be the least of his worries.

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#32 13-03-2012 5:23pm

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Sarky wrote: »

This has nothing to do with FTGFOP's neck or the soreness thereof.

Unless he hurt his neck shagging hondasam ("lady", lol), in which case the neck should be the least of his worries.

LOL fcuk of sarky.

Did not see the edit, Yes I am a lady.

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#33 13-03-2012 9:08pm

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You two should just get married. Can't help but notice both your names are italicised. So alike!

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#34 13-03-2012 9:17pm

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who said we are not? Then again I seen a sarcastic post in Ah's yesterday asking me how I'm enjoying the single life.

How is the neck, did the hot water bottles help?

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#35 13-03-2012 9:44pm

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They did. A restful sleep tonight and I hope to see the end of this nuisance.

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#36 13-03-2012 9:53pm

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#37 13-03-2012 10:01pm

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Have you ever had a neck, Hondasam?

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#38 13-03-2012 10:12pm

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Heat up a bean bag thing you can get in dunnes stores. Very handy for aches and pains. You could be sleeping in a bad position...or you left a window open and got a draft.

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#39 13-03-2012 10:21pm

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Does anybody else think its a bit too coincidental that you can't spell 'hot passionate love making' with out using the words HondaSam and sarky :eek:

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#40 13-03-2012 10:27pm

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#41 13-03-2012 10:28pm

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Oranage2 wrote: »

Does anybody else think its a bit too coincidental that you can't spell 'hot passionate love making' with out using the words HondaSam and sarky :eek:

Without R and Y you can only spell 'Sak'.

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#42 13-03-2012 11:05pm

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FTGFOP wrote: »

A bean bag wrap not 'beans!'.:eek:

A smooth body wrap yoke, what I mean in the image below is what I mean!

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#43 14-03-2012 2:23am

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Where are the beans? That image is no good to me.

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#44 15-03-2012 8:30pm

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just put them in your sock.

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#45 15-03-2012 9:23pm

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No spare socks. I have loads of dried quinoa and an empty pillow case (well, I will once I find somewhere for the door knobs).

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