Stuff ya Scream...

Balfie

we all get them angry moments playing this.. It kinda goes with the game.. It can be so frustrating.. Any of the lads that I have played with know that I come out with the most random stupid things possible.. Thinkin about them now I'm having a bit of a giggle, so thought we could have a thread here that we can just post the random crap that we scream at people and then only realise later how bad they are...


Some of my ones are,


''I hate your family''

''I hope ur owlone has a kid and he's as much as a kunt as u are''

''your owlone has herpies''

''your face looks like an avalanche''

I know that there has defo been more, but I can't think of them, but I'm gonna post them here when I think of them

everlast75

General profanity I'm afraid - general terms which would not be suitable for even a Roy Chubby Brown audience (if he still has audiences).

C*ckjokey is a particular term I would remark of a fellow gamer.. although some of it doesn't even make any sense..

I caught myself shouting "Ah t*tmonkey" the other day...

Mr. Manager

My housemate bet me I couldn't go one game without cursing.

I called someone a wänker in the pre game lobby


Usually my abuse is along the lines of, "you fücking camping cünt". The messages I send people after are worse to be honest.

One guy got the following message last night after sitting in the corner of the house on Resistance the entire game: "you're such a camping faggøt. I hope your dad spreads his aids to you when he bum rapes you. Corner hugging cünt".

yimrsg

Furious

Ah you knacker!
Usually followed by: Sitting in a corner or using dual fmg9s or using blind eye, assassin, dead silence, silenced acr and heartbeat sensor

Me

C**tage. Usage: Superlative of c**t. When saying c**t won't sufficiently express the factor of c**ts. C**t, c**tier, c**tage.
A sentence with the prefix "F**king", a word and the suffix "c**t" such as:
F**king internet/lag/connection/hit detection/camper/randomer/vodafone c**t
My kingdom for a 4 bar
The *obscure sh*t gun here* is really rather good with *obscure loadout of perks and equipment* once you are able to deal with it's * sights/recoil/slowness/crapness/etc.*

Mr. Manager

Hapii Killmore:

"Flippin' noob, sitting in the corner with your Type 95. Feckin' eejit, would ya ever fup off ya fuppin grasshole"

Don't think I've heard him curse once.

Balfie

a lot of mine tend to be around ''your owlone''..

One lad last night dropped into last stand in the final kill cam, I killed him, cue me screaming,

''does your owl one drop on her back that fast?''

Magill

This is what i do when i get angry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

Cossax

yimrsg wrote: »

Furious
Ah you knacker!
Usually followed by: Sitting in a corner or using dual fmg9s or using blind eye, assassin, dead silence, silenced acr and heartbeat sensor

That's me!

x43r0

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Hapii Killmore:

"Flippin' noob, sitting in the corner with your Type 95. Feckin' eejit, would ya ever fup off ya fuppin grasshole"

Don't think I've heard him curse once.

****ing spot on!


Me:

"Why the FÚCK would you be in that exact part of the fúcking map in that fúcking corner when your whole team are the on other fúcking side!?"

ugglasdav

this is the sort of language i use as im sure everyone knows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ix0yl5lKw0

batm!ke

141_Oscar_Mike wrote: »

How the Fcuk are we losing.
Fcuking cockbag
Sh1tbag
Shi1tballs
Camping bitchblood whorebags!

A few off the top of my head.
I am slowly developing Tourette syndrome.

Ha ha ha, something similar to me!
I tend to use the same curse in one sentence...

You f*cking, stupid f*cking f*ck!

or C*nting C*NT!! I hate you, you c*nt and you're Gamertag isn't worth a c*nt!!

It's easier to curse though. When the missus or kids are around I'm reduced to trying to twist the sides of the controller in opposite directions while grunting!! Lol

Jev/N

Get the f*ck out of your corner!

Shot around a f*cking corner!

I killed him! What the f*ck?!

Predator: Why the f*ck!? It always comes for ME!

and on, and on, and on...:D

x43r0

"Ah shít, I boosted the predator too early! fúck! fúck! fúck! Wasted !"

Duff

''Ya Fcuking wánker''

''How the fcuk is that even possible?!?!?!?!''

''You're nothing but cnut''

They're my main three.

IsMiseDaithair

Mine is usually "I f**ckin hate french people" even if the person is not french

Balfie

IsMiseDaithair wrote: »

Mine is usually "I f**ckin hate french people" even if the person is not french

I know I hear it every fukin day :P

Ballymun Bohs

All the usual swearing and moaning. It's mostly useless team mates that annoy me more than anything else to which I'll normally just send them a message telling them to "sell the game"

On a side note if you ever wanna get an easy laugh on this game just target someone with a headset (preferably one who seems to like to talk a lot) and regardless of what rank or prestige they are, just send a simple message saying "hacker" and see what happens

Copper_pipe

“You fcuking sponge"

The Floyd p

The cfcpower classic: I hope you get aids from a black mans cock!

Balfie

last night we were in a party, and fair enough we lost the first game against a clan, we weren't expecting it really, normally clans are for the most part crap..

Anyways we stayed in the lobby and crushed them in the second game 4 to nothin, I drop shotted one lad in the final kill cam, after them screamin an screamin over that we were shiite,

He goes ''how do ya do that so fast''

I screamed,




''Who's Feckin shiite now ya horrible little english baastard ya..''

They left..

Epic win..

minidazzler

My go to tends to be you son of a fcuking cnut. I always feel like I curse more or at least worse than the rest of the people I'm playing with so then I try to cut back and come out with worse ones by accident :pac:

Finical

Wow you camping prick.

FFS what a ****e team.

****ing lag!!!!!

OMG FFS.

jimmy the car

"Ah p*ss off you stupid camping cnutyballs" is my usual rage quote...which has been said quite often lately...

hypermuse

I didnt really swear that much until I started playing COD online..

I generally like to message people to provoke them (dont have a headset) but generally I just curse.. alot!!

I find that I just mash words together! tit-jugs, €untw@nks, $hit-fking-jews..

Yea for some reason the word Jew has slipped into my swearing Vocabulary!

KERSPLAT!

Can't think of any of mine, maybe I've calmed down a bit :pac:

everlast75

IsMiseDaithair wrote: »

Mine is usually "I f**ckin hate french people" even if the person is not french

Ironically thanked by a guy called "JeanClaude"..

minidazzler

everlast75 wrote: »

Ironically thanked by a guy called "JeanClaude"..

Jean Claude Van Damme is Belgian! :pac: And anyway, everyone hates the French, fcuk, even the French hate the French.

Headshot

I got this one


"Cheating bastard, you cant be this good, I have to hack to even get near your level"

I replied, "Ade **** off okay "

Balfie

one tonight.

''I hope your owlone gets trampled in an elephant stampede''

KERSPLAT!

One tonight..

"X you ****in pr!ck, fu(kin deadmans fu(kin kuntin hand, load of me bo!lox"

x43r0

IPAM wrote: »

One tonight..

"X you ****in pr!ck, fu(kin deadmans fu(kin kuntin hand, load of me bo!lox"

"What the **** is Lynx doing in that ****ing corner. Crouched with assassin and silencer. **** this, I'm off into theater mode. This **** is going on youtube"

Paulie Gualtieri

never really notice it at the time what Im saying but I use these often...

you campin little bitch

what the fu ck I milled that fu cker

when I have a couple of fast/good kills its ....

Eat it ! its good for yeh,

get some , get some, ( chopper gunner from full metal jacket )

after a long range snipe. I say " bye now " in a northern accent for some reason


all in all a bit strange ...

KERSPLAT!

x43r0 wrote: »

"What the **** is Lynx doing in that ****ing corner. Crouched with assassin and silencer. **** this, I'm off into theater mode. This **** is going on youtube"

Burst out laughing readin that... brilliant... and 100% true :pac:

everlast75

minidazzler wrote: »

Jean Claude Van Damme is Belgian! :pac: And anyway, everyone hates the French, fcuk, even the French hate the French.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Claude_(given_name)


So thank you...

jimmy the car

141_Oscar_Mike wrote: »

Ride me sideways was another one

Didn't know Mrs. Doyle was a CoD fan!

gcgirl

141_Oscar_Mike wrote: »

Ride me sideways was another one

HARD

Was on a rugby tour yrs back we made a complete show of ourselves saying that all weekend

I'm pretty fecking tame