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  • 10-03-2012 7:49pm
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    I am just back from walking my son and dog around my estate. The houses have about 2 foot of grass in front of house and then a footpath. A neighbor started arguing with me asking me to stop my dog from pissing on his lawn. She didn't piss this particular time but may have in the past. I am always very careful about scooping up any poo, theres not much I can do with the pee. Told him to go f**k himself but I wasn't going to get in to a row in front of the kid. Don't know wether to go back to him now or just buy some weed killer and cover his lawn with it......


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Burn his house down.


  • Registered Users Posts: 551 ✭✭✭Todd Gack


    You should piss on his lawn yourself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Next time you take a piss on the lawn instead.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,033 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Blast . . .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    two foot of grass? tell him to mow his lawn ffs


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    Get some of your friends and then do this on his front lawn. He might even join in :cool:



  • Registered Users Posts: 33,380 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Ficheall wrote: »
    Blast . . .

    Amazed it took four replies.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    He's right your dogs shouldn't be pissing on his lawn.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    viztopia wrote: »
    I am just back from walking my son and dog around my estate. The houses have about 2 foot of grass in front of house and then a footpath. A neighbor started arguing with me asking me to stop my dog from pissing on his lawn. She didn't piss this particular time but may have in the past. I am always very careful about scooping up any poo, theres not much I can do with the pee. Told him to go f**k himself but I wasn't going to get in to a row in front of the kid. Don't know wether to go back to him now or just buy some weed killer and cover his lawn with it......


    He asked you if you could get your dog to stop pissin on his lawn, which is on his property, and you replied by telling him to go have intercourse with himself:eek:


    Jeez, you sound like a delightful neighbour OP.


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    viztopia wrote: »
    Told him to go f**k himself but I wasn't going to get in to a row in front of the kid.
    You wouldn't get into an argument with him in front of the kid but you would tell him to go f**k himself even though you are clearly in the wrong? Great example to set there buddy.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,683 ✭✭✭Kensington


    How about you don't have your dog relive itself on his lawn? :confused:
    Boom - no argument and you're being considerate too!


  • Registered Users Posts: 228 ✭✭starch4ser


    Wrap a big steaming smelly s*** in newspaper, leave it outside his front door, set it on fire then ring the doorbell and run :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    write FCUK YOU in the dog sh1t across his windows

    Wrap some in paper, light it on fire and post it through his letter box

    Just throw it at him everytime you see him,


    Get a lift with him in the car and smear it all over the underside of the seats etc


    you take a sh1t on his lawn the next time??!?

    :D

    The cheek of him not letting your dog use his garden as a toilet:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,380 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Dog was just marking it's teritory. Dog's lawn now.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Sprinkle a handful of Japanese knotweed onto his lawn. that will learn him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Take a dump in his washing machine.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Hex his kin.

    You have all the ingredients, clearly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Put your dogs on a lead and don't have them urinate of sh!t in other peoples gardens. Has he got kids who perhaps play around in his garden??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    OP will be back - and will be angry at people for not siding with him.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    viztopia wrote: »
    I am just back from walking my son and dog around my estate. The houses have about 2 foot of grass in front of house and then a footpath. A neighbor started arguing with me asking me to stop my dog from pissing on his lawn. She didn't piss this particular time but may have in the past. I am always very careful about scooping up any poo, theres not much I can do with the pee. Told him to go f**k himself but I wasn't going to get in to a row in front of the kid. Don't know wether to go back to him now or just buy some weed killer and cover his lawn with it......

    Write CUNT in weedkiller on his lawn.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    Dudess wrote: »
    OP will be back - and will be angry at people for not siding with him.

    That's because we're just bitter :D

    Bullet between the eyes for the dog I think is the only solution,




    I blame the banks:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Pointless anger outbursts and being overly defensive is whats wrong with this world


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    cocoshovel wrote: »
    Pointless anger outbursts and being overly defensive is whats wrong with this world

    :mad::mad::mad:Are you saying we're unstable?:D:p


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,386 ✭✭✭EKRIUQ


    Todd Gack wrote: »
    You should piss on his lawn yourself.

    And take a dump!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    EKRIUQ wrote: »
    And take a dump!

    *Don't take your dog with you that day, there is a possibility he might just eat it:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    micropig wrote: »
    *Don't take your dog with you that day, there is a possibility he might just eat it:D

    If you had the dump yourself , would it be pig sh.it ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Must have had an awful lot of dogs **** in his lawn to achieve 2' of grass in early spring. Advise the gent that by spreading DILUTED bleach around the parameter of his lawn he will stop dogs and cats wandering onto his lawn. He will have to re spray every few weeks though.IMO LOL GAG. Id have kicked your ass if you told me to f myself.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    Get your dog a dog nappy

    Get one for the kid too...just to be on the safe side



    Edit: Think of the consequences!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    Jizz on his lawn


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