Did you ever see a pair of tits..

Chuck Stone

.. walking past a window?

I have. Nice they were too.

Anyone else?

MagicMarker

Why were tits walking past a window?

mariano rivera

Chuck Stone wrote: »

.. walking past a window?

I have. Nice they were too.

Anyone else?

Just looking at one Tit at the moment, Chuck!

PseudoFamous

I did, pair of blue tits they were. Excellent movie, that Avatar.

ejmaztec

Old Chuck's always keeping abreast of things.

cartell_best

I've always wanted to say this...In before the lock...(usually a lurker)....jumping jebus i hope they lock it now ha

Chuck Stone

MagicMarker wrote: »

Why were tits walking past a window?

To get to the feeder.

Chuck Stone

If a mod tries to close this I will intimidate them with big words like Sindri does.

Jen Pigs Fly

saw a pair of tits, they were lovely, flew off though when the cat scared them ...

grindle

Chuck Stone wrote: »

.. walking past a window?

I have. Nice they were too.

Anyone else?

Was drinking in my mate's flat in Amsterdam, saw a light come on across the street, and a lady started undressing to go for a shower. Middle-aged, nothing to write to a forum about. She looked at us looking at her, carried on, didn't give a fück.
Being Irish, we averted our gaze (peripheral vision ftw).
Finished her shower, same. Drying her gee, whatevs. Didn't care.

Such a strange, comfortable brand of people.

In Ireland the lights'd be off, curtains drawn, some raging scummer husband bawlin' why we were gawpin' at his wan.

ejmaztec

Cool story bra

Friel

Seen a pair when I was walking down a street in Manchester.

AngryBollix

Breasts.

Hoorah

Crann na Beatha

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gurramok

Pics for us uneducated at what the burds are like?

donvito99

saw your mother's

Micky Dolenz

I tripped up in a booby trap today.

Someone had stretched a bra across the footpath.

Big Nasty

Aquila wrote: »

what kind of tits were they?

Big swelling bouncy ones obviously!

Jen Pigs Fly

Aquila wrote: »

what kind of tits were they?

Great tits!

PrincessLola

Chuck Stone wrote: »

.. walking past a window?

I have. Nice they were too.

Anyone else?

blue tits usually fly, why were they walking?

Micky Dolenz

PrincessLola wrote: »

blue tits usually fly, why were they walking?

Taking a break?

Crann na Beatha

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Jen Pigs Fly

Aquila wrote: »

Were they big ?:P

Yep!
Took a picture of them!
http://f.polska.pl/gal/84/10/174/med.jpg

Ellis Dee

I saw a couple of great tits today. They were pecking at the tallow ball I've hung on the outside of my window. Unfortunately, I wasn't quick enough to get a picture of them, but I found this one on the Internet and it proves that a lot of Polish birds are very nice.:D:D:D

Jen Pigs Fly

Ellis Dee wrote: »

I saw a couple of great tits today. They were pecking at the tallow ball I've hung on the outside of my window. Unfortunately, I wasn't quick enough to get a picture of them, but I found this one on the Internet and it proves that a lot of Polish birds are very nice.:D:D:D

I just used that picture like 2 mins before you.
You ruined my joke

:pac:

Princess Peach

hondasam

A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"

"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"

"Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"

"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"

"Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"

"Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?"

FTGFOP

Ellis Dee

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I just used that picture like 2 mins before you.
You ruined my joke

:pac:

Unintentionally, I assure you. Your post must have been submitted while I was still composing mine. Mind you, it proves the truth of the saying: Great minds think alike ---:):):)

grindle

Ellis Dee wrote: »

Bitch needs a bra. Belly-button boobs. Gross.

Hotblack Desiato

grindle wrote: »

Was drinking in my mate's flat in Amsterdam, saw a light come on across the street, and a lady started undressing to go for a shower. Middle-aged, nothing to write to a forum about. She looked at us looking at her, carried on, didn't give a fück.
Being Irish, we averted our gaze (peripheral vision ftw).
Finished her shower, same. Drying her gee, whatevs. Didn't care.

The light was red I take it :pac:

Sindri

Chuck Stone wrote: »

If a mod tries to close this I will intimidate them with big words like Sindri does.

Chuck Stone

Sindri wrote: »

Where did you get the hat?

Sarky

I don't think Chuck Stone knows any big words.

I'm calling you out, kiddo.