Eating a banana in nightclubs

Scanlas The 2nd

I intend eating a banana whilst in a nightclub. I'm curious how people would react to some guy casually walking around eating a banana in a nightclub.

kfallon

They'd prob say, "I wonder if that's the last of his five a day?"

Sindri

Is that a euphemism?


Try the George.

AngryBollix

It would probably grab a bit more attention if you started **** your arse with it

tmc86

Eating for nutritional value or using as a seductive prop?

Downlinz

Depends if this is a euphemism or not.

MonkeyTennis

wont someone think of the pineapples

Tesco Massacre

Don't know about everyone else, but I think it'd look pretty cool.

Then again, I think X-Works jeans look pretty cool.

TeddyTedson

Depends on the type of club it is. Just don't use your teeth and try not to gag too much on it.

Mickey Dazzler

If you stood in the middle of the dance floor and started ramming the banana in and out of your mouth with your bags around your ankles, slapping your bare ass while pointing it suggestively at a bunch of rough looking lads from the country I'm sure you would get a reaction.

Attempt to chat up a girl with the cheesiest line possible.

When rebuffed remove banana from crotch and casually begin to eat it as you walk away.

Raekwon

Racist!!!

Corvo

"Is that lad eating a banana?"

"He is...so...you want a yolk?"

"Yeah"

<cue music and glowsticks - Uns uns uns uns!>


Be about the sum total of it mate.

AngryBollix

Griffin1988 wrote: »

"Is that lad eating a banana?"

"He is...so...you want a yolk?"

"Yeah"

<cue music and glowsticks - Uns uns uns uns!>


Be about the sum total of it mate.

Any chance of a few bangers

Mickey H

AngryBollix wrote: »

Any chance of a few bangers

I doubt it.

smash

nightclub.... do it in the George, see what happens!

SoulTrader

I think you should do it, and post back here to let us know it went. Beware one potential downside though - if you live in a rural area, where everyone knows you, you will likely become known as Bananaman, and will probably carry that nickname to your grave.

Don't say I didn't warn you, Bananaman.

MonkeyTennis

its not very appeeling

Scuid Mhór

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

I intend eating a banana whilst in a nightclub. I'm curious how people would react to some guy casually walking around eating a banana in a nightclub.

you're crazy, man. crazy. but you may just be the revolutionary we need to overthrow the government.

Crooked Jack

You should definitely do this. I have never been more sure of anything in my life.

Son0vagun

I'm a big fan of props in night clubs. Great way of getting attention from the ladies. In my time I've used lolly pops, Glitter, wigs, sun glasses, and of course air guitars!

A banana will definately get you attention, for about five minutes!

WindSock

Ha ha ha. It's shaped like a penis!!!!

lol

Crooked Jack

Ignore all the cock stuff, I really want to know how people would react to this. If one of my friends did it i think I'd piss myself laughing

Plazaman

I think you will find it's illegal under the Intoxicating Liquor Act 2001....... or maybe thats dancing with a chicken up your sleeve but it's one or the other.

krudler

eating a banana is one of those times where you should try not to make eye contact with people, it looks weird.

SoulTrader

krudler wrote: »

eating a banana is one of those times where you should try not to make eye contact with people, it looks weird.

Solution: Eat a banana whilst wearing sunglasses (in the nightclub of course).

Scanlas The 2nd

Crooked Jack wrote: »

Ignore all the cock stuff, I really want to know how people would react to this. If one of my friends did it i think I'd piss myself laughing

I wonder what the bouncer would say if you walked up mid bite.

Scanlas The 2nd

WindSock wrote: »

Ha ha ha. It's shaped like a penis!!!!

lol

Maybe yours is.... Speak for yourself.

MonkeyTennis

I believe this to be the greatest social experiment of our time.

LETHAL LADY

Ah sure while you are at it, why dont you bring a flask of tae and a packed lunch. The women will be flinging themselves at you.

Immaculate Pasta

It wouldn't be worth it OP. I heard you get 5 years for doing it :cool:

stupidusername

Depends on what you're doing. I mean if you're eating a banana whilest massaging your prostate,that may be considered unacceptable

Scanlas The 2nd

Also I think I'll order a pint of milk.

MonkeyTennis

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

Also I think I'll order a pint of milk.

you had to take it too far, didnt you

Hazys

Thats nothing.

I live in the US so when i go home, i only go into town on nights out so i only get to quench my cravings then.

Last year, i brought in sausage rolls, hot chicken rolls and white magnums into the nightclub.

Nothing makes you look more like a fat bastard than eating sausage rolls in the middle of the dancefloor.

Bipolar Joe

ronoc wrote: »

Attempt to chat up a girl with the cheesiest line possible.

When rebuffed remove banana from crotch and casually begin to eat it as you walk away.

This, only have it in a shirt pocket, and remove the sticker from it while maintaining eye contact. This could be the very thing we need as a nation!

Caliden

I'd probably think you were someone crying out for some attention from your attempt at being 'random lol'.

A bit like this new 'Cone-ing' fad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WygNjMSllLQ

Funglegunk

You should get a whole bunch of bananas and pretend they are your fingers.

**Timbuk2**

Eat about 8 bananas beforehand, then you won't need to eat a banana when you are in there.

Scanlas The 2nd

Caliden wrote: »

I'd probably think you were someone crying out for some attention from your attempt at being 'random lol'.

A bit like this new 'Cone-ing' fad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WygNjMSllLQ

How is eating a banana random? I get hungry when out so I brought a banana. It's functional not some random cone Ing you speak of.

twistedsoul

There used to be a night club in Clondalkin called the blue banana im sure its happened there before

BengaLover

As long as you didnt make eye contact with anyone whilst eating it, I dont see a problem with it.;)

johnners2981

stupidusername wrote: »

Depends on what you're doing. I mean if you're eating a banana whilest massaging your prostate,that may be considered unacceptable

So unless I'm chewing on a banana I can massage my prostate in public, this is great news

WindSock

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

Maybe yours is.... Speak for yourself.

It is yeah...a like a BANANA BOAT!

because it's massive

ziggy23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq2KXudEjkI
:D

phill106

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

I intend eating a banana whilst in a nightclub. I'm curious how people would react to some guy casually walking around eating a banana in a nightclub.

Don't do it, that is what happened to the first Scanlas!
I heard he died....

BigBrownBear

You would look SO cool if the DJ was playing a Bananarama track:D:D

stupidusername

johnners2981 wrote: »

So unless I'm chewing on a banana I can massage my prostate in public, this is great news

Nope,didn't say that. But sure go ahead and see what happens.

kelle

I suppose it would be no worse than when my friend, on her first visit to a nightclub, went to the bar and asked for a glass of milk.

EDIT: Damn, you got there before me!

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

Also I think I'll order a pint of milk.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Caliden wrote: »

I'd probably think you were someone crying out for some attention from your attempt at being 'random lol'.

A bit like this new 'Cone-ing' fad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WygNjMSllLQ

The video after that is Justin Beber cone-ing so its not cool anymore...

df1985

A friend of mine whipped out an apple in a club one night and didnt understsand why we found it odd....

Although the same guy had a cable off the dvd player as a belt one night as he couldnt find his proper belt.

what a man!