Money Needed Quickly

PrincessHolly

hey, just wondering if anyone knows how to make money really quick? I need €1,000 by next week for a deposit on a house. I've tried the bank but I'm not with them long enough for a loan. Is there anything like provident loans that are quick and easy?? Any help is greatly appreciated

admiralofthefleet

go on the game

Mr.Crinklewood

Ask Germany.

BluesBerry

Apparently being a dominatrix earns 200 euro an hour

Sky King

€1k deposit? What are you buying, a portacabin?

Paddy Bateman

PrincessHolly wrote: »

hey, just wondering if anyone knows how to make money really quick? I need €1,000 by next week for a deposit on a house. I've tried the bank but I'm not with them long enough for a loan. Is there anything like provident loans that are quick and easy?? Any help is greatly appreciated

Sell sperm

Guill

If i knew, would i tell?

biko

PM the massage parlour guy.

PrincessHolly

haha i was hoping for something legal. and no its for renting a place

booboo88

PrincessHolly wrote: »

hey, just wondering if anyone knows how to make money really quick? I need €1,000 by next week for a deposit on a house. I've tried the bank but I'm not with them long enough for a loan. Is there anything like provident loans that are quick and easy?? Any help is greatly appreciated

eh....provident?
http://www.providentpersonalcredit.ie/?ref=GO_AT&st=IE_provident&utm_source=google&utm_medium=ppc&utm_term=provident&utm_campaign=brand
if you contact ur nearest agency they will give a loan for 1000

Ficheall

I paid a GP 40euro for 5 minutes of her time today.

Moral of the story: follow admiralofthefleet's advice.

Professey Chin

PrincessHolly wrote: »

haha i was hoping for something legal

Its paying for company...consenting adults....yada yada yada :pac:

PrincessHolly

the max for provident is €500 i need a €1000

booboo88

PrincessHolly wrote: »

the max for provident is €500 i need a €1000

Ive often gotten a loan for well over 1000eur?:o:eek:

efb

ask SWO? would they give you a loan?

oppenheimer1

A payday loan? Something like wonga.com?

PrincessHolly

Paddy Bateman wrote: »

Sell sperm

I'm at the loss of a penis and other male sexual organs but thanks for the suggestion ha

lastlaugh

PrincessHolly wrote: »

hey, just wondering if anyone knows how to make money really quick? I need €1,000 by next week for a deposit on a house. I've tried the bank but I'm not with them long enough for a loan. Is there anything like provident loans that are quick and easy?? Any help is greatly appreciated

I'll loan you €1,000 for next week if you give me €2,347 in three weeks?

Sky King

PrincessHolly wrote: »

I'm at the loss of a penis and other male sexual organs but thanks for the suggestion ha

I'll loan you mine but I'll need a deposit of €1000

neuro-praxis

You could try the Credit Union. Or ask your boss for help with an advance in your salary. Or sell something valuable that you own. Or ask a close friend or family member.

PrincessHolly

booboo88 wrote: »

Ive often gotten a loan for well over 1000eur?:o:eek:

really?? how do ya find your local office? i live in laois

Praetorian Saighdiuir

PrincessHolly wrote: »

the max for provident is €500 i need a €1000

Provident twice?

Sell tickets to a fake raffle

Credit Union

Loan off friends /parents

Sell unwanted clothes / jewellery etc

Go to pawn shop / costcutters with electronics etc

booboo88

Ring the number, they'l point you in right direction. im in cork

GASMANN

PrincessHolly wrote: »

hey, just wondering if anyone knows how to make money really quick? I need €1,000 by next week for a deposit on a house. I've tried the bank but I'm not with them long enough for a loan. Is there anything like provident loans that are quick and easy?? Any help is greatly appreciated

but your able to get a mortgage?

My name is URL

I was gonna suggest Provident too, but didn't know if it was ok to do so. It's easy to be preachy about using such a service but if you really are in need of money right now and no other options are available to you then there's no reason you shouldn't go down that route.

It's stupidly expensive, but necessity compels and all that.

Sky King

but your able to get a mortgage?

It's a rental deposit you fckbox

token101

Pyramid scheme targeting the unemployed and hopeless.

puzzle factory

booboo88 wrote: »

eh....provident?
http://www.providentpersonalcredit.ie/?ref=GO_AT&st=IE_provident&utm_source=google&utm_medium=ppc&utm_term=provident&utm_campaign=brand
if you contact ur nearest agency they will give a loan for 1000

jesus thats some apr,youd end up paying back 650 from a 500eu loan,why not try the credit union.

PrincessHolly

GASMANN wrote: »

but your able to get a mortgage?

its only for renting. the deposit is €1,000. no mortgage needed

cartell_best

Yup, priory hall is the way to go

GASMANN

Sky King wrote: »

It's a rental deposit you fckbox

ah, well then fckoff

booboo88

puzzle factory wrote: »

jesus thats some apr,youd end up paying back 650 from a 500eu loan,why not try the credit union.

cause it takes an ice age to get them to approve it :rolleyes:

Seachmall

Have you tried abducting the family of a bank manager?

PrincessHolly

I tried the credit union but they said i had to have half of what you want to borrow in your account

Reamer Fanny

If your hawt sell your body

cocoshovel

You cant afford €1000 for next week yet you're buying a house and asking where you can get quick cash on after-hours?
Sounds like you're in a stable enough condition to be buying one anyway.:)

PrincessHolly

cocoshovel wrote: »

You cant afford €1000 for next week yet you're buying a house and asking where you can get quick cash on after-hours?
Sounds like you're in a stable enough condition to be buying one anyway.:)

for the last time its for the rental of a place not buying!

phasers

AH will have a whipround for you.


Hang on, I'll get the penny jar.

cocoshovel

PrincessHolly wrote: »

for the last time its for the rental of a place not buying!

Tell that to the judge missy! Take her to the chokey!!!!

cathy01

You could apply for a credit card like. Mbna. They often allow a cash transfer that is interest free. You could either borrow 800 lodge into credit union then borrow 1600 from them an. Pay 1000 for deposit and 600 straight back into credit card account . Then you have 800 in credit union and hopefully a while to pay back the interest free from credit card or just get 500 from credit card and lodge to cu borrow the 1 Kl and pay back cu first. Interest is higher for credit card and it would only be a tempary measure. Hope I make sense and that it's of some use to you .good luck with your new home.Cathy

Ricardo G

If provident fails, try to get in contact with Robert Redford

My name is URL

cathy01 wrote: »

You could apply for a credit card like. Mbna. They often allow a cash transfer that is interest free. You could either borrow 800 lodge into credit union then borrow 1600 from them an. Pay 1000 for deposit and 600 straight back into credit card account . Then you have 800 in credit union and hopefully a while to pay back the interest free from credit card or just get 500 from credit card and lodge to cu borrow the 1 Kl and pay back cu first. Interest is higher for credit card and it would only be a tempary measure. Hope I make sense and that it's of some use to you .good luck with your new home.Cathy

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thenightrider

Step 1. Collect underpants.
Step 2. ????
Step 3. PROFIT

[Rasta]

Set up a stall offering a flash of boobies for a fiver?

cathy01

cathy01 wrote: »

You could apply for a credit card like. Mbna. They often allow a cash transfer that is interest free. You could either borrow 800 lodge into credit union then borrow 1600 from them an. Pay 1000 for deposit and 600 straight back into credit card account . Then you have 800 in credit union and hopefully a while to pay back the interest free from credit card or just get 500 from credit card and lodge to cu borrow the 1 Kl and pay back cu first. Interest is higher for credit card and it would only be a tempary measure. Hope I make sense and that it's of some use to you .good luck with your new home.Cathy

that made my head hurt do you work for nama ? Or mabs ?

Its genius really enda read and learn no more bailouts do this credit card loan thingamy jig sorted

milehip1

i'll loan ya the cash if i can come round and crash whenever.
or you could sell a kidney or do some drug trials.

westendgirlie

Why don't you wait till you have enough money saved before you move?

Paddy Bateman

PrincessHolly wrote: »

Paddy Bateman wrote: »

Sell sperm

I'm at the loss of a penis and other male sexual organs but thanks for the suggestion ha

Well step one is free handjobs to rubber wearing spouts.....sell the result for cash

boobar

PrincessHolly wrote: »

hey, just wondering if anyone knows how to make money really quick? I need €1,000 by next week for a deposit on a house. I've tried the bank but I'm not with them long enough for a loan. Is there anything like provident loans that are quick and easy?? Any help is greatly appreciated

Credit Union? Or if youre renting suggest to the landlord that youll give 500 as a deposit, negotiate, you never know, if he/she is keen to rent it, you might get off lightly on the deposit.

UglyBolloxFace

Two words: Tiger ... Kidnapping

P.S. what if I were to ask you for a sloppy blowie...would you give one for a grand? Hypothetically of course *checks online banking account*

Moriarty

http://youtu.be/QACSo5xk3dE?t=2m50s