Public Service Announcement for Women

mfceiling

The missus called me earlier today to take a look at the washing machine because the door wouldn't open and it was full of water.

Decided to take the front panel off and check the overflow pipe to see was there something jammed there - few coins or something.

No....a pair of those big pants that women seem to like was stuck there.

There is the problem girls - big pants are a hazard.

You'll have to go back to skimpy French style ones and/or the old g-strings.



Obviously this won't work if you've a huge arse...

Namlub

I don't know what to do with that information

Ronin247

If your missus has big knickers she must have a big............underwear drawer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA3CvUgzfc0

foxinsox

mfceiling wrote: »

You'll have to go back to skimpy French style ones and/or the old g-strings.

Obviously this won't work if you've a huge arse...

The ratio of g-string knickers to arse size is irrelevant..

G-string knickers are just as skimpy irregardless of the size of the arse..

Just saying..

dxhound2005

mfceiling wrote: »

The missus called me earlier today to take a look at the washing machine because the door wouldn't open and it was full of water.

Decided to take the front panel off and check the overflow pipe to see was there something jammed there - few coins or something.

No....a pair of those big pants that women seem to like was stuck there.

There is the problem girls - big pants are a hazard.

You'll have to go back to skimpy French style ones and/or the old g-strings.



Obviously this won't work if you've a huge arse...

All the ladies will be looking for you now to come and unblock their pipes.

RachaelVO

Yeah it was all the big knickers fault...

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Micky Dolenz

Hang on, you are declaring to the internet world that your lover has a massive arse?

senorwipesalot

Another woman related culprit is them wires in womens bras.

AngryBollix

Tell your bird to get her fat ass down the gym

ygolometsipe

your wife was washing :eek: what kind of a metrosexual man are you?

Sindri

mfceiling wrote: »

The missus called me earlier today to take a look at the washing machine because the door wouldn't open and it was full of water.

Decided to take the front panel off and check the overflow pipe to see was there something jammed there - few coins or something.

No....a pair of those big pants that women seem to like was stuck there.

There is the problem girls - big pants are a hazard.

You'll have to go back to skimpy French style ones and/or the old g-strings.



Obviously this won't work if you've a huge arse...

Were they yours and is this an elaborate ploy to convince yourself you are not a homosexual?

Or are you trying to rationalize your decision to wear those glamorous French style knickers?

hondasam

mfceiling wrote: »

There is the problem girls - big pants are a hazard.

Big arse is a worse hazard.

M cebee

theres special wm bags for smalls

ziggy23

G-strings are so 10 years ago:eek:

Scruffles

hondasam wrote: »

Big arse is a worse hazard.

hell no it isnt,its natural padding-ladies with a bony arse wont stop complaining about how hard laminate flooring is to sit on,cut it out now love and woman up.

mfceiling

ygolometsipe wrote: »

your wife was washing :eek: what kind of a metrosexual man are you?

I'm the kind of man who leaves my ****ty jocks on the bedroom floor and 2 days later they mysteriously end up washed and back in my wardrobe....

Is there another kind of man

foxinsox

ziggy23 wrote: »

G-strings are so 10 years ago:eek:

They are :eek:

really?

feck

ziggy23

foxinsox wrote: »

They are :eek:

really?

feck

I'm afraid they are in my book...french knickers are much better imo;)

hondasam

Scruffles wrote: »

hell no it isnt,its natural padding-ladies with a bony arse wont stop complaining about how hard laminate flooring is to sit on,cut it out now love and woman up.

I agree with all you said but I'm keeping my bony ass thanks :pac:

44leto

I thought this thread was about Manflu and a womans duty to a sufferer.

cbreeze

it was probably the filter - there'is a little door near ground level in the washing machine that you can open to remove fluff - we have never even had a small hankerkerchief stuck in this part - so I imagine that the Lady OP's large smalls are a figment of Lord OPs imagination!!!

Jesus Shaves

Big Knickers on a woman can only mean 2 things, She's either old or fat.

ziggy23

darokane wrote: »

Big Knickers on a woman can only mean 2 things, She's either old or fat.

Or single:o:pac:

micropig

micropig

Seen as it's a public Service announcement thread for women I thought these might be helpful

Jess16

mfceiling wrote: »

I'm the kind of man who leaves my ****ty jocks on the bedroom floor. Is there another kind of man

Yes -a WOman!

westendgirlie

ziggy23 wrote: »

Or single:o:pac:

Or on the blob.




Just saying

Jen Pigs Fly

Nothing wrong with a bit of junk in the trunk

Lady Chatterton

senorwipesalot wrote: »

Another woman related culprit is them wires in womens bras.

This is very true :D:D

The last time I had my washing machine serviced, the repair man removed four bra underwires from the machine

stupidusername

Scruffles wrote: »

hell no it isnt,its natural padding-ladies with a bony arse wont stop complaining about how hard laminate flooring is to sit on,cut it out now love and woman up.

Spoken like a 'padded' woman

frag420

A woman with a fat arse can make any big pants look line a gstring as they generally suffer from hungry bum which sucks the pants between their cheeks!!

Dudess

darokane wrote: »

Big Knickers on a woman can only mean 2 things, She's either old or fat.

Or doesn't enjoy having a permanent wedgie. Thongs are grand for sexy time and to wear under particular outfits, but not comfortable all the time, and there are plenty of sexy type knickers that cover the arse.

stupidusername

Dudess wrote: »

Or doesn't enjoy having a permanent wedgie. Thongs are grand for sexy time and to wear under particular outfits, but not comfortable all the time, and there are plenty of sexy type knickers that cover the arse.

I find thongs are usually quite comfortable, do you not? you should try seamless ones, they're nice.

Dudess

stupidusername wrote: »

Dudess wrote: »

Or doesn't enjoy having a permanent wedgie. Thongs are grand for sexy time and to wear under particular outfits, but not comfortable all the time, and there are plenty of sexy type knickers that cover the arse.

I find thongs are usually quite comfortable, do you not? you should try seamless ones, they're nice.

Cold bum though.

Babybuff

Dudess wrote: »

Cold bum though.

problem sorted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uuJW2ZI2Aw

stupidusername

Dudess wrote: »

Cold bum though.

that can be true sometimes, but it's better than the embarrassment of having your underwear line seen

Sindri

MrsD007 wrote: »

This is very true :D:D

The last time I had my washing machine serviced, the repair man removed four bra underwires from the machine

What else did you have serviced? :rolleyes:

AgileMyth

mfceiling wrote: »

I'm the kind of man who leaves my ****ty jocks on the bedroom floor and 2 days later they mysteriously end up washed and back in my wardrobe....

Is there another kind of man

The kind who doesn't shit in his jocks?

pickarooney

Rename thread to "If engineers made porn..."

ziggy23

frag420 wrote: »

A woman with a fat arse can make any big pants look line a gstring as they generally suffer from hungry bum which sucks the pants between their cheeks!!

Just out of curiosity:o what classifies as a fat arse? Is it a saggy one or one that is big but firm?