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Wednesday funnies

  • 29-02-2012 10:29AM
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    My senile mate keeps knocking on his own front door then goes round the back to answer his own knocks.


    I dont think he knows what he is letting himself in for!!!

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    Ordered a chinese last night.

    The man turned up at my door and said "€20 prease".

    I smiled and said "Can you tell me the name of Jordan's blind son?"

    He said "harfey price" I replied "cheers, here's a tenner now fook off!!"

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    Liverpool have finally taken home a trophy after six years: The Carling cup.

    That's a bit like being single for six years and then bringing home Susan Boyle.

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    Don't you just hate that awkward moment when someone yells at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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