Bloody Sunday

TeddyTedson

It really captivates the frustration of a Sunday. You make up in the morning and you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running around, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car and you think Sunday, Bloody Sunday.

pebbles21

Dont marry her,fcuk me....:D

Skylinehead

I've done nothing all day, got up at 1 after a good night out. Problem?

Eroticfishcake

You're no Alan Partridge Teddy :pac:

zenno

TeddyTedson wrote: »

It really captivates the frustration of a Sunday. You make up in the morning and you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running around, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car and you think Sunday, Bloody Sunday.

It could be worse as this video demonstration shows...:pac::pac::pac:

TheZohanS

lol, gud1 Teddy.

keano_afc

So, this thread. Whats the big idear?

Friel

What's this, people actually do things on a Sunday?

Eggonyerface

Smell my cheese!!

Chuck Stone

4 weeks off the drink.

I'm thinking of becoming a pharmacy robber but I don't know how to steal cars and I don't know where to get a gun.

Edit: I can't knit either so no balaclava. I would have to wear tights on my head and they make my head itchy... not that I'd know anything about that type of thing.

paddy kerins

Jurassic Park!

TeddyTedson

"It's cholesterol, Scottish people eat it"

Eggonyerface

YES!!! It's an extender ...

Duckworth_Luas

I think the Irish are going through a major image change. I mean, the old image of Leprechauns, shamrock, Guinness, horses running through council estates, toothless simpletons, people with eyebrows on their cheeks, badly tarmacced drives in this country, men in platform shoes being arrested for bombings, lots of rocks, and Beamish. I think people are saying "yes, there’s more to Ireland than this". A good slogan for the tourist board, "Tere’s more to Oireland din dis."

Eggonyerface

Big Yellow Taxi there by Joni Mitchell, a song in which she complains that they 'paved paradise to put up a parking lot' - a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise. Something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world.

Nevertheless, nice song

Leo Dowling

I now always use the sausage as a breakwater between the egg and the beans in my fry-ups.

northernpower

Leo Dowling wrote: »

I now always use the sausage as a breakwater between the egg and the beans in my fry-ups.

same,

I may want to mix the egg and the beans eventually but i think it should be MY decision to make

My name is URL

I know lying is wrong, but if the elephant man came in now in a blouse with some make up on, and said "how do I look?" Would you say, bearing in mind he's depressed and has respiratory problems, would you say "go and take that blusher off you mis-shapened elephant tranny"? No. You'd say "You look nice... John"

keano_afc

paddy kerins wrote: »

Jurassic Park!

In off the red.

Riddle101

TeddyTedson wrote: »

It really captivates the frustration of a Sunday. You make up in the morning and you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running around, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car and you think Sunday, Bloody Sunday.

I really hate to do this to you Teddy but Sunday Bloody Sunday is actually a song by U2 about a massacre in Derry in 1972.

TeddyTedson

Riddle101 wrote: »

I really hate to do this to you Teddy but Sunday Bloody Sunday is actually a song by U2 about a massacre in Derry in 1972.

Jesus....Not playing that again

Johnny Foreigner

TeddyTedson wrote: »

It really captivates the frustration of a Sunday. You make up in the morning and you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running around, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car and you think Sunday, Bloody Sunday.

I wash my car on a Saturday, and swim 300 metres every Sunday.
I boycotted watching TV and reading newspapers years ago when I realised they are full of lies and propaganda.
I find it a relaxing day to do some shopping and go to the pub.

stovelid

The worst thing is the bodies strewn across my street.

It would get you down.

cloptrop

Leo Dowling wrote: »

I now always use the sausage as a breakwater between the egg and the beans in my fry-ups.

Beans or egg never both

northernpower wrote: »

same,

I may want to mix the egg and the beans eventually but i think it should be MY decision to make

Thats just wrong

Johnny Foreigner wrote: »

I wash my car on a Saturday, and swim 300 metres every Sunday.
I boycotted watching TV and reading newspapers years ago when I realised they are full of lies and propaganda.
I find it a relaxing day to do some shopping and go to the pub.

I can swim 301 metres , therefore I am a better flotation device than you.



If you put a fish in a kettle what would happen? Id say the tea would be rank. Thered definatly be something fishy about the coffee .

btard

Could be worse. Could be Monday.

Son Of A Vidic

TeddyTedson wrote: »

you've got to mow the lawn

In February?

mysteries1984

We have a caller on the line who fears he may be a gay, he's married so we'll only refer to him by his christian name. This is Domingo from little Oakley.

John Doe1

Wings-they are only the band the beatles could have been:D

fryup

do they still make bombs in Dublin??

Mickey Lover

Back of the net

Eggonyerface

Some posters a bit slow on the uptake there, dunno what they had for breakfast this morning... Presumably an infected spinal column in a bap

Mal-Adjusted

Poor Keith was probably sooooo looking forward to commenting on this thread.

Dudess

"I mean, if it were just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day, you will pay the price if you're a fussy eater. If they could afford to emigrate, then they could afford to eat in a modest restaurant."

summerskin

Dudess wrote: »

"I mean, if it were just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day, you will pay the price if you're a fussy eater. If they could afford to emigrate, then they could afford to eat in a modest restaurant."

Best partridge quote ever, without a doubt.

SoulTrader

It's good this, isn't it? Even though we're basically just listing Alan Partridge quotes.

SoulTrader

Partridge fans should all get their hands on 'I, Partridge, We Need To Talk About Alan'. Preferably the audiobook, which is narrated in character. Lovely stuff.

ArmaniJeanss

"Dan" "Dan" "Dan" "Dan" "Dan" "DAN" "DAN" "DAN" "DAN" "DAN" "DAN" "DAN" "DAN" "DAN" "DAN"



"Ah, its no good, he can't see me."

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"DAN"

oranbhoy67

Surley ders more to Oireland DAN DIS???

keano_afc

Eggonyerface wrote: »

Some posters a bit slow on the uptake there, dunno what they had for breakfast this morning... Presumably an infected spinal column in a bap

Now I did make a mistake there. I should have said baguette.

Eggonyerface

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyMXOlX6Ujw

A Ha!

ziggy

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Eggonyerface

ziggy wrote: »

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Something missing from this :pac:[/Quote]
What's your favourite Beatles album??

El Weirdo

I'm leaving you, you cow!

keano_afc

No not my face i'm doing a photo shoot tomorrow for Vision Express

ziggy

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jaykay74

I presume ye have seen Mid Morning Matters with Alan Partridge. Think it was 12 episodes, web only last year.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mid+morning+matters&oq=mid+morning&aq=0&aqi=g10&aql=&gs_sm=3&gs_upl=1619l3358l0l3975l11l11l0l3l3l1l586l1528l3.2.1.1.0.1l8l0

“Today’s phone in subject is ‘How many disabled parking bays is too many?’”

“My greatest achievement is my consistent resistance to dumbing down. I think if anything, i’ve tried to dumb up.”

“I will be the first to hold my hands up and say in the past, circa 1983, i developed a robust dislike for the gay community, but that was before i met Dale Winton. And i realised i had absolutely nothing to worry about.”

“It was just me, a Japanese saloon car and the very best of Deacon Blue.”

Spudmonkey

"Clang-a-lang, clang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang...."

I'll just leave this 3 minutes of comedy gold here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbJDHn7B7gs

El Weirdo

Spudmonkey wrote: »

"Clang-a-lang, clang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang...."

I'll just leave this 3 minutes of comedy gold here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbJDHn7B7gs

I see your Partridge doing Bond and raise you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VokAbAfTfCc

fryup

Have any of you Partridge People bought the book

highly recommend it, its a ruddy good laugh

Spudmonkey

El Weirdo wrote: »

I see your Partridge doing Bond and raise you..

Taking off the guitar is simply brilliant.

Immaculate Pasta

Today we're talking forced celebrity breeding. If you could take two celebrities, forced them to breed, who would it be and why? Line 2 we have Duncan in Beccles. Hello Duncan.

Hello Alan. I'd go for Steven Hawking and Pamela Anderson. Then you create a beautiful genius.

What a lovely idea... or a disabled lifeguard.