If boards.ie was a country

ASOT

It would be larger than Macau.

http://www.sharenator.com/w/boards.ie

interesting.....

Bullchomper

哇靠 !!

TeddyTedson

Mods would be police.
Cmods would be Judges.
Admins would be Dictators.

kfallon

I would probably be elected leader!

MickySticks

Bullchomper wrote: »

哇靠 !!

Quater to 3

TeddyTedson

kfallon wrote: »

I would probably be elected leader!

You'd be too busy though with your finger up your arse....oh no wait,
Yea would would probably be elected leader.

Gordon

MickySticks

Gordon wrote: »

Looks like Bart Simpson.

mikemac1

Dudess for Minister of Justice, I like her no nonsense style and ability to cut down messers

Any other suggestions for the ministers?

Born to Die

I would emigrate.

midlandsmissus

mikemac1 wrote: »

Dudess for Minister of Justice, I like her no nonsense style and ability to cut down messers

Any other suggestions for the ministers?

Dudess I think is the only poster that every Boardsie has heard of. She has achieved Boards fame.

namelessguy

Dibs on Presidenté!

KeithAFC

I'd be a political prisoner..

mikemac1

namelessguy wrote: »

Dibs on Presidenté!

You're going to arrested during a coup and put against a wall and shot

Sorry, that's the rules

squod

mikemac1 wrote: »

Any other suggestions for the ministers?

Is mise. Minister for sense, cents and sense with cents

kfallon

TeddyTedson wrote: »

You'd be too busy though with your finger up your arse....oh no wait,
Yea would would probably be elected leader.

I may appoint you my Minister for Bullshit

Micky Dolenz

Gordon wrote: »

I like it.

namelessguy

mikemac1 wrote: »

You're going to arrested during a coup and put against a wall and shot

Sorry, that's the rules

My (short) reign shall be glorious.

Blackjack and hookers for all!

Lapin

So where the fuk is Macau ?

tvercetti

There would be far too many Skoda Octavia VRS's on the roads. Some even capable of 200mph











Its a Motors thing

TeddyTedson

kfallon wrote: »

I may appoint you my Minister for Bullshit

Minister for Defense so? :pac:

Superbus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuvL8dDQxnc

KamiKazeKitten

KeithAFC wrote: »

I'd be a political prisoner..

They could name a little island boards.co.uk or something for you :cool:

Wattle

It would probably be some sort of failed state.

cocalolaman

People would be blasting eachother with piss.

Born to Die

I will declare war.

namelessguy

Born to Die wrote: »

I will declare war.

Those Macauians have it coming.

Ghandee

midlandsmissus wrote: »

Dudess I think is the only poster that every Boardsie has heard of. She has achieved Boards fame.

Who


:pac:

4zn76tysfajdxp

Born to Die wrote: »

I will declare war.

Against the rest of the country? Apt username.

Born to Die

Braylon Unkempt Seasickness wrote: »

Against the rest of the country? Apt username.

Have you seen my weapon?

Duckworth_Luas

Lapin wrote: »

So where the fuk is Macau ?

Plays for the All Blacks!

cocoshovel

6% indian userbase? Must be the spambots :pac:

midlandsmissus

Boards.ie must be raking in the money are they?

AngryBollix

Can I be minister for Justice

HavingCrack

Zombies would exist.

Senna

Our first point of order would be to ask the Germans for a bailout.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Bagsy Minister for checking boobies.

saa

I'll be Minister for Arts and scratchin me arse.

admiralofthefleet

kfallon wrote: »

I would probably be elected leader!

and champion jockey

Immaculate Pasta

I've been to Macau.

I wouldn't recommend it. Stick to Hong Kong :cool:

Ellis Dee

Lapin wrote: »

So where the fuk is Macau ?

It's not actually a country, but a Special Administrative Area of China, the same status as Hong Kong and to the west of it. It was a Portuguese colony for centuries until 1998. Lots of Portuguese architecture, excellent cuisine and huge luxury hotels and casinos. It has become the world's biggest gambling centre, far outstripping Las Vegas. It has its own currency, but Hong Kong dollars are accepted everywhere. You also have to go through passport control when you arrive on the ferry from Hong Kong. If it was a country, it would have a hell of a lot more millionaires per capita than Boards.ie.:):)

TeddyTedson

Let's try break away from ROI and be like the Amish with our own laws

Joe10000

The Airsoft lads will be very excited.

Ellis Dee

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Let's try break away from ROI and be like the Amish with our own laws

I wonder have you thought that through? Even if the women all looked like Kelly McGillis in "The Witness", under those laws you'd find it mighty hard to get a ride without putting a ring on someone's finger first.:D:D

http://www.philebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/kelly-mcgillis.jpg

Chuck Stone

I'd be minister for creating stupid ministerial posts.


With a special duty to oversee the fair distribution of minstrels.

TeddyTedson

Ellis Dee wrote: »

I wonder have you thought that through? Even if the women all looked like Kelly McGillis in "The Witness", under those laws you'd find it mighty hard to get a ride without putting a ring on someone's finger first.:D:D

http://www.philebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/kelly-mcgillis.jpg

Shure isn't that the way it's supposed to be. Too much casual sex nowadays if you ask me. I'd much prefer to wait for a nice woman to sweep me off my feet and put a ring on my finger.

44leto

There would be a fully equipped hospital in every village and no-one would have to pay taxes, a bit the way Greece use to be, but not as good.

mikemac1

Going by the tone of After Hours there would be no welfare at all in boards.ie land and the long term unemployed would be out sweeping the streets for a ration of bread and water

Teyla Emmagan

Macau is a tacky little hole though. Couldn't get out of there fast enough.

But on the plus side, it does make a lot of money..

johnr1

mikemac1 wrote: »

Going by the tone of After Hours there would be no welfare at all in boards.ie land and the long term unemployed would be out sweeping the streets for a ration of bread and water

That's right, an' proper order too


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kraggy

KeithAFC wrote: »

I'd be a political prisoner..

Yeah cause everyone knows that loyalists are political prisoners while republicans are terrorists.