Boredom

toexpress

Am bored to tears here with an afternoon to myself. Don't get them to often and regretting that I didn't make plans now.

When you want to do something with a day/morning/afternoon what do you do?

kfallon

Go to the pub!

Akarinn

Masturbate ecsessivly....

Abi

kfallon wrote: »

Go to the pub!

Bring me!

kfallon

Abi wrote: »

Bring me!

I can't I'm in work

OP try making some pancakes!

FatherLen

download all the episodes of quantum leap and go on a time travelling adventure with the fonz

mikom

toexpress wrote: »

Am bored to tears here with an afternoon to myself. Don't get them to often and regretting that I didn't make plans now.

With neighbors like yours, how can you be bored?

toexpress

Mooney's of Monasterevin Abi?

I have made pancakes, many many times, I am in fact a dab hand at pancakes

owing to being a chef with a food business

toexpress

mikom wrote: »

With neighbors like yours, how can you be bored?

they're gone now! 2 weeks and one day!!

Hence the boredom we no longer have any drama in Ballygobackward

Abi

toexpress wrote: »

Mooney's of Monasterevin Abi?

I have made pancakes, many many times, I am in fact a dab hand at pancakes

owing to being a chef with a food business

Not a pancake woman myself Toey, but I'll come along for the pints and the sex.

donalg1

Abi wrote: »

Bring me!

Wow 17,000 posts, holy crap:eek:

Inclusion

Call your local hearing aid shop and pretend you are deaf...

Abi

donalg1 wrote: »

Abi wrote: »

Bring me!

Wow 17,000 posts, holy crap:eek:

Have I? Theres a thing now.

Funglegunk

Just spend all day blasting your quads bro!

kfallon

Funglegunk wrote: »

Just spend all day blasting your quads bro!

toexpress

Abi wrote: »

Not a pancake woman myself Toey, but I'll come along for the pints and the sex.

You're aware of the fact that I myself am what one might refer to as a hot dog horse and that other men types in Monasterevin tend to be those having been released from lengthy prison sentences/mental institutes with secure units! Or rank farmers who last had a shower when Charlie Haughey told the country we are living beyond our means?

Funglegunk

kfallon wrote: »

You're right, he needs to work on his glutes.

Born to Die

I got made redundant 3 weeks ago, I am cracking up already.
It is really difficult to fill so much free time. Used to work 45/50 hours a week so that is 50 hours of time to fill.

Any suggestions.

Sorry OP, not trying to hijack your thread.

kfallon

Funglegunk wrote: »

Just spend all day blasting your quads bro!

Funglegunk wrote: »

You're right, he needs to work on his glutes.

I liked your username but not sure I'm enjoying the cut of your jib :P

FTGFOP

Funglegunk wrote: »

Just spend all day blasting your quads bro!

kfallon wrote: »

He wants you to pee down your leg. It's an After Hours thing.

toexpress

Born to Die wrote: »

I got made redundant 3 weeks ago, I am cracking up already.
It is really difficult to fill so much free time. Used to work 45/50 hours a week so that is 50 hours of time to fill.

Any suggestions.

Sorry OP, not trying to hijack your thread.

No no work away we can all use this to find useful suggestions on how to pass away a boring day

Kiera

Born to Die wrote: »

I got made redundant 3 weeks ago, I am cracking up already.
It is really difficult to fill so much free time. Used to work 45/50 hours a week so that is 50 hours of time to fill.

Any suggestions.

Sorry OP, not trying to hijack your thread.

Exercise, get a hobby, do up the house, have a spring clean, read, do a course….

toexpress

FTGFOP wrote: »

He wants you to pee down your leg. It's an After Hours thing.

So far someone has suggested having sex ... with I think what appears to be a female of the species (kinda sick making for me being fond of the mickey like) and watersports ... I may be on the wrong site here

Abi

toexpress wrote: »

You're aware of the fact that I myself am what one might refer to as a hot dog horse and that other men types in Monasterevin tend to be those having been released from lengthy prison sentences/mental institutes with secure units! Or rank farmers who last had a shower when Charlie Haughey told the country we are living beyond our means?

/goes to google translate


From: Cabbage muncher

You're aware of the fact that I myself am what one might refer to as a hot dog horse and that other men types in Monasterevin tend to be those having been released from lengthy prison sentences/mental institutes with secure units! Or rank farmers who last had a shower when Charlie Haughey told the country we are living beyond our means?


To: English

You're taking the piss, right?





Gawd dammit

--Kaiser--

Only dullards are ever bored

Born to Die

Kiera wrote: »

Exercise, get a hobby, do up the house, have a spring clean, read, do a course….

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Doing 2 that were associated with work, have lost interest now.

Trying to stay positive and making sure I am up early every morning but by lunch I have most things done. I really don't want to slip into a rut.

toexpress

Abi wrote: »

/goes to google translate


From: Cabbage muncher

You're aware of the fact that I myself am what one might refer to as a hot dog horse and that other men types in Monasterevin tend to be those having been released from lengthy prison sentences/mental institutes with secure units! Or rank farmers who last had a shower when Charlie Haughey told the country we are living beyond our means?


To: English

You're taking the piss, right?





Gawd dammit

Em here we go

Basically I'm queer dear!

Other options for pulling in the locality here would be less than desirable (simply put)

kfallon

toexpress wrote: »

So far someone has suggested having sex ... with I think what appears to be a female of the species (kinda sick making for me being fond of the mickey like) and watersports ... I may be on the wrong site here

Ah you're "Stoke on Trent", good man.....may I suggest sex with a fellow male species then, not me btw!

Not sure watersports is ever a good idea tbh!

Kiera

Born to Die wrote: »

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Doing 2 that were associated with work, have lost interest now.

Trying to stay positive and making sure I am up early every morning but by lunch I have most things done. I really don't want to slip into a rut.

Hmmmm....

Have lots of sex??

toexpress

Born to Die wrote: »

Check
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Doing 2 that were associated with work, have lost interest now.

Trying to stay positive and making sure I am up early every morning but by lunch I have most things done. I really don't want to slip into a rut.

Have you thought of giving some of your time to a charitable organisation like SVP am sure they would be glad of your help

Funglegunk

Kiera wrote: »

Hmmmm....

Have lots of sex??

He said he didn't want to slip into a rut. Weyyy-ohhhhh

Born to Die

Kiera wrote: »

Hmmmm....

Have lots of sex??

I will when I get my cheque

toexpress

kfallon wrote: »

Ah you're "Stoke on Trent", good man.....may I suggest sex with a fellow male species then, not me btw!

Not sure watersports is ever a good idea tbh!

Damn I thought I was onto a winner with that one I was about to nip out and get some KY for us and all!

Kiera

toexpress wrote: »

Damn I thought I was onto a winner with that one I was about to nip out and get some KY for us and all!

Fallo likes things up his bum. Go for it!

kfallon

toexpress wrote: »

Damn I thought I was onto a winner with that one I was about to nip out and get some KY for us and all!

Too posh for Kerrygold now all of a sudden eh! Well I have news for you "Elton John"...... :pac:

pragmatic1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4tbZ7xnEjk

kfallon

Kiera wrote: »

Fallo likes things up his bum. Go for it!

You still got that pet Hamster???

toexpress

Kiera wrote: »

Fallo likes things up his bum. Go for it!

Yeah but "cheeking" a "nodge" to avoid detection on committal to "The Joy" isn't the same as being a gayer

foxyboxer

Write a strongly worded letter to a random organisation about their environmental policy.

Kiera

toexpress wrote: »

Yeah but "cheeking" a "nodge" to avoid detection on committal to "The Joy" isn't the same as being a gayer

He even looks like someone out of Right Said Fred......

kfallon

toexpress wrote: »

Yeah but "cheeking" a "nodge" to avoid detection on committal to "The Joy" isn't the same as being a gayer

I'm no criminal unlike you being a turdburglar! :pac:

I'd say you're fond of "cheeking" a "todge" tbh

Ok enough of the innuendos! Why don't you just go for a walk or a run or something?

token101

Born to Die wrote: »

I got made redundant 3 weeks ago, I am cracking up already.
It is really difficult to fill so much free time. Used to work 45/50 hours a week so that is 50 hours of time to fill.

Any suggestions.

Sorry OP, not trying to hijack your thread.

Learn a language. Chinese will burn up some time.

toexpress

foxyboxer wrote: »

Write a strongly worded letter to a random organisation about their environmental policy.

To be honest I am against environmental protection. As previously stated am a bender so don't have kids so I intend to use plastic bags and aerosols and all that (I only use my recycling bin because people might notice if I didn't and I would be ostracised from the community)

CardBordWindow

Grow a beard! Grow it long enough so you can weave into your pubes, then strum it like a harp!

toexpress

kfallon wrote: »

I'm no criminal unlike you being a turdburglar! :pac:

I'd say you're fond of "cheeking" a "todge" tbh

Ok enough of the innuendos! Why don't you just go for a walk or a run or something?

No no the innuendos are good.

I can't run at the moment I've hurt my back (that's why I have an actual afternoon to myself normally I would go and do something in work just to have something to do) and it has to be said day time TV is pretty crap like

Born to Die

toexpress wrote: »

Have you thought of giving some of your time to a charitable organisation like SVP am sure they would be glad of your help

I might just do that, only thing is I suffer from a lack of empathy and sympathy.
Horrible way to be.

toexpress

Born to Die wrote: »

I might just do that, only thing is I suffer from a lack of empathy and sympathy.
Horrible way to be.

Is that a way of telling us you are a sociopath?

I can help you to fake it if you like ... first husband was crap in bed only thing I learned from that was how to be a good poker player

Kiera

Born to Die wrote: »

I might just do that, only thing is I suffer from a lack of empathy and sympathy.
Horrible way to be.

Sell your body?

kfallon

toexpress wrote: »

No no the innuendos are good.

I can't run at the moment I've hurt my back (that's why I have an actual afternoon to myself normally I would go and do something in work just to have something to do) and it has to be said day time TV is pretty crap like

Run a nice warm bath, will help the back! Get some tunes on, Pet Shop Boys, Jimmy Sommerville, Queen, Erasure, your kind of stuff :P and just relax! Maybe read a book while you are in there.

If you have a bad back you are very limited to what you can do anyway, just take it easy!

Akarinn

Put your mind to anything buddy and you can do it!

Born to Die

Kiera wrote: »

Sell your body?

I will when I am finished with, I have been growing organs in case things go to pot.