What if....?

L.Jenkins

What if jesus could fly or Dinosaurs could cook? I wonder what the world would be like?

Deki

There are no limits on Jesus, but dinos can not cook. Especially that one with the huge body and teeny tiny head and arms. It's the arms can't even reach the stove let alone cook anything. A more interesting question would be what if cave men existed side by side with modern man ? or insects were huge - would man be able to survive? There are other questions but I'll save them for later.

KKkitty

What if god was one of us

Deki

Then who would take care of me?

L.Jenkins

Deki wrote: »

Then who would take care of me?

I'm sure we could all pitch in.

Fromthetrees

You must constantly ask yourself these questions: Who am I around? What are they doing to me? What have they got me reading? What have they got me saying? Where do they have me going? What do they have me thinking? And most important, what do they have me becoming? Then ask yourself the big question: Is that okay?
- Jim Rohn

Princess Peach

What would a dinosaur cook?

Jurassic Pork.

Deki

They would if they could get someone to light the fire for them

Princess Peach

Some of them breath fire, new discoveries have revealed.

L.Jenkins

See that way they could atleast make some toast.

Oranage2

Sometimes extraordinary things happen to me that make me believe there is a god and that god is me.

Deki

Sorry Orange no offense but that's just stinkin thinkin - trust me Orange I know God and you sir are no God.

Sarky

Yes he is. Stone the heretic.

Deki

:eek:
I shall die a martyr
at the instigation of the dark ancient one.
Mercy on your souls:)

Oranage2

Excuse you deki - me and my god have a special relationship, my god touches in places no other god can and in ways no other god could.

Sarky

Can you show us on the dolly where God touched you?

Oranage2

Well he gave me some wine and told me to drink it, then he started massaging my thighs. I don't want to say anymore, sure i know god has others he likes to touch but for that small moment of having the body of Christ in my mouth makes it all worth while.