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What if....?

  • 19-02-2012 12:19am
    #1
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    What if jesus could fly or Dinosaurs could cook? I wonder what the world would be like?


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  • #2
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    There are no limits on Jesus, but dinos can not cook. Especially that one with the huge body and teeny tiny head and arms. It's the arms can't even reach the stove let alone cook anything. A more interesting question would be what if cave men existed side by side with modern man ? or insects were huge - would man be able to survive? There are other questions but I'll save them for later.


  • #3
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    What if god was one of us :)


  • #4
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Then who would take care of me?


  • #5
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Deki wrote: »
    Then who would take care of me?

    I'm sure we could all pitch in.


  • #6
    Fromthetrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    You must constantly ask yourself these questions: Who am I around? What are they doing to me? What have they got me reading? What have they got me saying? Where do they have me going? What do they have me thinking? And most important, what do they have me becoming? Then ask yourself the big question: Is that okay?
    - Jim Rohn


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  • #7
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    What would a dinosaur cook?

    Jurassic Pork.


  • #8
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    They would if they could get someone to light the fire for them


  • #9
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Some of them breath fire, new discoveries have revealed.


  • #10
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    See that way they could atleast make some toast.


  • #11
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Sometimes extraordinary things happen to me that make me believe there is a god and that god is me.


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  • #12
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Sorry Orange no offense but that's just stinkin thinkin - trust me Orange I know God and you sir are no God.


  • #13
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Yes he is. Stone the heretic.


  • #14
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    :eek:
    I shall die a martyr
    at the instigation of the dark ancient one.
    Mercy on your souls:)


  • #15
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Excuse you deki - me and my god have a special relationship, my god touches in places no other god can and in ways no other god could.


  • #16
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Can you show us on the dolly where God touched you?


  • #17
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Well he gave me some wine and told me to drink it, then he started massaging my thighs. I don't want to say anymore, sure i know god has others he likes to touch but for that small moment of having the body of Christ in my mouth makes it all worth while.


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