Man gives woman oral sex, finds dead kitten in her nawnee...

fro9etb8j5qsl2 · 17-02-2012 8:57pm #1

http://stage.sundaysport.com/?p=1292

Talk about pussy galore....

bmck · 17-02-2012 9:00pm

Teagan Easy Stress wrote: »

http://stage.sundaysport.com/?p=1292

Talk about pussy galore....

God knows what else is down there....

Duckworth_Luas · 17-02-2012 9:01pm

bmck wrote: »

God knows what else is down there....

Maybe she'll find her self respect if she looks!

patwicklow · 17-02-2012 9:01pm

Amazing bloody Amazing..

Phill Ewinn · 17-02-2012 9:01pm

Cat drawn by smell of fish......

dmc17 · 17-02-2012 9:02pm

Teagan Easy Stress wrote: »

http://stage.sundaysport.com/?p=1292

Talk about pussy galore....

:eek: Why did I click it :eek:

barakus · 17-02-2012 9:02pm

Ah yes the sunday sport, the pinnacle of journalism:D

17-02-2012 9:02pm

The size of her, I'm surprised he didn't find a few dead ex boyfriends down there too.

AngryBollix · 17-02-2012 9:03pm

it was a cat snatch not a cat hatch

BengaLover · 17-02-2012 9:03pm

Guess the guy is lucky to escape unharmed too.

Ficheall · 17-02-2012 9:03pm

At least the third time this has been posted in AH...

wotzgoingon · 17-02-2012 9:03pm

How could you go down on that. I wouldn't touch that fat b*tch with a ten foot pole.
God knows how long it would take to find her pussy. Never mind give her a lick out.

AngryBollix · 17-02-2012 9:04pm

I'm surprised he didnt find an elephant in her fanny as well

44leto · 17-02-2012 9:04pm

Hawt hawt hawt

I wonder does she appear on an ordinance survey map.

My name is URL · 17-02-2012 9:05pm

I bet that's not the worst thing he found

patwicklow · 17-02-2012 9:05pm

wotzgoingon wrote: »

How could you go down on that. I wouldn't touch that fat b*tch with a ten foot pole.
God knows how long it would take to find her pussy. Never mind give her a lick out.

You could get swimmong lessons lol

whatdoicare · 17-02-2012 9:07pm

And my boyfriend Clint’s taken it bad too. He’s started wetting again.

What? :eek: This whole article is messed up.

candy-gal1 · 17-02-2012 9:07pm

fcuking hell, how did he even separate those thighs to get anywhere :eek:
fetish for larger ladies is one thing, but within reason tbh, this was her wakeup call??!!

Salt001 · 17-02-2012 9:07pm

OMG, the poor kitty,what a death .
I'm speechless and also sick to my stomach.:eek:

patwicklow · 17-02-2012 9:14pm

How can any man in his right mind even think of going down there YUK YUK YUK

AngryBollix · 17-02-2012 9:15pm

The smell of gash cheese must have been horrific

Yakult · 17-02-2012 9:17pm

Mandy Mountain?

Haha what a totally relevant last name if I've ever seen one!!

stupidusername · 17-02-2012 9:19pm

Christ, I'm just after eating

AngryBollix · 17-02-2012 9:19pm

stupidusername wrote: »

Christ, I'm just after eating

I hope you werent eating her too

Rocky_Dennis · 17-02-2012 9:19pm

She is sitting there proud as punch

What a horrible looking beast.

bmck · 17-02-2012 9:20pm

patwicklow wrote: »

How can any man in his right mind even think of going down there YUK YUK YUK

i'm gonna hazard a guess that they made the 'man down' part up...

i mean, once a rag gets its hands on a photo like that i can only imagine the crack at the 10am meeting trying to come up with a headline to go with it

Giselle · 17-02-2012 9:22pm

I regret clicking that so much.:(

Its at times like this I wish I was a drinker or drug user.

I'm off for a cup of tea and a lie down.

17-02-2012 9:23pm

Ha.

Not so much oral sex, more spelunking

Giselle · 17-02-2012 9:24pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Ha.

Not so much oral sex, more spelunking

If I look that up, am I likely to be very unnerved??

17-02-2012 9:25pm

Giselle wrote: »

If I look that up, am I likely to be very unnerved??

Caving—also occasionally known as spelunking in the United States and potholing in the United Kingdom and Ireland—is the recreational pastime of exploring wild (generally non-commercial) cave systems

Seems applicable to me :pac:

themadchef · 17-02-2012 9:26pm

"My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing".

He needed to find a dead kitty for this?

Twenty pints and woke up face first in that fanny more like.

Boo yeah. Therapy for life.

Gummy Panda · 17-02-2012 9:29pm

Talk about manky gee...

Imagine if she was a squirter

AngryBollix · 17-02-2012 9:30pm

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Talk about manky gee...

Imagine if she was a squirter

Viagara Falls

bmck · 17-02-2012 9:30pm

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Talk about manky gee...

Imagine if she was a squirter

whale and blowhole ...

Bruthal · 17-02-2012 9:34pm

themadchef wrote: »

"My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing".

A prick in the wrong place there and she looks like she would go down as well.

gurramok · 17-02-2012 9:35pm

That is the most disturbing story in a long time. She only 25, wtf has she not realised she is killing herself? And the poor kitten, did she not feel anything when she tried to pee??? Or was it stuck up the other end, yuck! :eek: