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Ham, Cheese and Mustard

uch · 2012-02-17 01:02:21

Ham, Cheese and Mustard, you can't beat it

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#32 17-02-2012 2:40am
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Originally Posted by Corvus Maximus
Have tried mustard but I find it absolutely disgusting. How ye mustard lovers ever acquired a taste for it I'll never know

Burn him, burn him, obviously a witch who cannot be touched by sacred flavourings.

Mustard like pepper is just gorgeous, but only with stuff.

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#33 17-02-2012 2:42am
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stuff mmmmmh

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#34 17-02-2012 2:42am
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Burn the blasphemer by immersing his naked form in extra-strong mustard! :mad:

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#35 17-02-2012 2:44am
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uch wrote: »

Blasphemer

Don't make excuses for him.

I like it that men who like English mustard have hairy manly wrists and women that like it drive Saabs.

The ham, cheese and mustard combo is the solid trinity foodstuff for the architects of of society.

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#36 17-02-2012 2:44am
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44leto wrote: »

Burn him, burn him, obviously a witch who cannot be touched by sacred flavourings.

Mustard like pepper is just gorgeous, but only with stuff.

And this stuff you talk of is what exactly?

21/25

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#37 17-02-2012 2:50am
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44leto wrote: »

Burn him, burn him, obviously a witch who cannot be touched by sacred flavourings.

Mustard like pepper is just gorgeous, but only with stuff.

Dudess wrote: »

Burn the blasphemer by immersing his naked form in extra-strong mustard! :mad:

:eek:

What have I done?

Forgive me, for I know not what I taste.

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#38 17-02-2012 2:51am
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Ham, cheese and mustard = chustam?

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#39 17-02-2012 2:52am
uch

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Corvus Maximus wrote: »

:eek:

What have I done?

Forgive me, for I know not what I taste.

Mustard it is so, on a sausage or the like

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#40 17-02-2012 2:54am
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The king of all sandwiches is the ham left over from Christmas dinner and a good slathering of mustard so simple so nice;)

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#41 17-02-2012 2:55am
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baz2009 wrote: »

Ham, cheese and mustard = chustam?

Ohh... how about Hachemus!

Actually, that sounds like a religious festival. Hey!

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#42 17-02-2012 2:55am
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Corvus Maximus wrote: »

:eek:

What have I done?

Forgive me, for I know not what I taste.

See? A mustard eater would never grovel like that.

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#43 17-02-2012 2:56am
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Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Have tried mustard but I find it absolutely disgusting. How ye mustard lovers ever acquired a taste for it I'll never know.

You don't reject mustard.

MUSTARD REJECTS YOU. :mad:

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#44 17-02-2012 2:56am
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uch wrote: »

Mustard it is so, on a sausage or the like

I've been toying with the concept of impregnating the humble sausage with mustard... Like, you would have a sausage but when you bite into it, in the centre, is a layer of golden yellow mustard!

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#45 17-02-2012 2:57am
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Nothing beats A freshly cooked bratwurst with Maille Old Style Whole Grain Mustard.

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#46 17-02-2012 2:58am
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Killer Wench wrote: »

Ohh... how about Hachemus!

Actually, that sounds like a religious festival. Hey!

I have it...........Mucheeham

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#47 17-02-2012 2:58am
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All you mustard worshipers need to find your way to the mustard forum pronto. can't have yiz taking over this here normal forum with your crazy talk

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#48 17-02-2012 2:58am
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uch wrote: »

I have it...........Mucheeham

I think that's a town in northern England.

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#49 17-02-2012 3:00am
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Killer Wench wrote: »

I think that's a town in northern England.

But I bet they all eat Ham, Cheese and Mustard Sambo's

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#50 17-02-2012 3:01am
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uch wrote: »

But I bet they all eat Ham, Cheese and Mustard Sambo's

I cringe at the word Sambo.

How 'bout a sammich.

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#51 17-02-2012 3:04am
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stupidusername wrote: »

All you mustard worshipers need to find your way to the mustard forum pronto. can't have yiz taking over this here normal forum with your crazy talk

FINDERS KEEPERS

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#52 17-02-2012 3:05am
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Killer Wench wrote: »

I cringe at the word Sambo.

How 'bout a sammich.

But I bet they all eat Ham, Cheese and Mustard Sammich's

21/25

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#53 17-02-2012 3:06am
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uch wrote: »

Killer Wench wrote: »

I cringe at the word Sambo.

How 'bout a sammich.

But I bet they all eat Ham, Cheese and Mustard Sammich's

What about Sangwitch?

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#54 17-02-2012 3:08am
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I looked over a graph once. On the Y line was a man's appreciation of mustard. On the x line was men that post their pics in the Ladies Lounge. When all the data was in the graph looked like this +.

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#55 17-02-2012 3:09am
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WELL HOLY MUSTARD

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#56 17-02-2012 3:26am
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feed me weird things

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#57 17-02-2012 3:29am
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humberklog wrote: »

I looked over a graph once. On the Y line was a man's appreciation of mustard. On the x line was men that post their pics in the Ladies Lounge. When all the data was in the graph looked like this +.

I'll admit my brain can't figure out what that implies

inagoodway wrote: »

feed me weird things

thank jebus you've stopped shouting anyway, that'd have been a weirder sentence if you'd shouted it.

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#58 17-02-2012 3:31am
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ROASTED ANTS DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE:mad::mad:

EDIT1 WITH A LASHING OF MUSTARD

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