Tell us a secret.

Mr. CooL ICE

I cant pee straight. No matter what i try, it always goes in at least two directions simultaneously. Every time i go to the jacks, i have to pee like a girl or else the toilet seat/floor/wall get drenched. Even when using a urinal, i need to hold it with two hands to prevent spraying my pants or someone beside me.


There, ive said it /wipes sweat from forehead

KeithAFC

I like Jedwards Waterline song

bob the bob

there was a website (can't remember the URL) where people entered their secrets anonymously, the creepiest one I saw was....



"people think I died in 9/11"

Gummy Panda

bob the bob wrote: »

there was a website (can't remember the URL) where people entered their secrets anonymously, the creepiest one I saw was....



"people think I died in 9/11"

Grouphug.us ?

John Doe1

Im cheating on my gf with....internet pornography:o

c28omzk7ihsxv0

LordChessington wrote: »

I cant pee straight. No matter what i try, it always goes in at least two directions simultaneously. Every time i go to the jacks, i have to pee like a girl or else the toilet seat/floor/wall get drenched. Even when using a urinal, i need to hold it with two hands to prevent spraying my pants or someone beside me.


There, ive said it /wipes sweat from forehead

you have some semen or something stuck in there (Heard it fromm robot chicken)

Seachmall

Abril Ripe Pointless wrote: »

(Heard it fromm robot chicken)

Suuuuuure you did...

Rothko

I robbed a bank in the north a few years ago and never got caught.

mysteries1984

Shootings, bank robbings, pornography, this is great. Anyone want to chime in with a second, or even third?

I will, as it's my thread, and I wussed out initially. I post naked photos of myself on the internet because I'm an attention wh*re.

Gummy Panda

mysteries1984 wrote: »

Not yet, but we're going away this weekend, we'll see how that one pans out.

An ex did make this of me though...I met him on the internet. Lesson not learned, apparently.

You've got big hands :eek:

stupidusername

mysteries1984 wrote: »

Shootings, bank robbings, pornography, this is great. Anyone want to chime in with a second, or even third?

I will, as it's my thread, and I wussed out initially. I post naked photos of myself on the internet because I'm an attention wh*re.

And why are you an attention whore?

wideangle

It would no longer be a secret if I told you

WoollyRedHat

O.k here it goes


I............ dropped the screw.............. in the tuna..

I......... DROPPED THE SCREW...... IN THE TUNA, it was me

I,......... DROPPED THE SCREEEEEEEW .... IN THE TUNA

I didn't mean it, don't put me to jail man!

WoollyRedHat

Phew, glad to get that off my chest, been bugging me for a while now

Spoonman75

I'm on the bog right now. Seriously!

stupidusername

Spoonman75 wrote: »

I'm on the bog right now. Seriously!

pics

Mr Benevolent

Enda Kenny is really a woman.

Wait, that's not a secret.

Ted_YNWA

i now how they get the figs in the fig rolls

Kiera

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

i now how they get the figs in the fig rolls

So does everyone with google.

Raditub

I do pottery....what a dirrrrty secret :P

some random drunk

I used to work for an Insurance Broker. I discovered some clients had paid us for motor insurance but we never placed any cover. When I showed this to my boss, it was decided that we shouldn't refund the clients and instead should keep the money even though they had essentially paid us for nothing.

Spoonman75

stupidusername wrote: »

pics

NSFW!:o

danslevent

bob the bob wrote: »

there was a website (can't remember the URL) where people entered their secrets anonymously, the creepiest one I saw was....



"people think I died in 9/11"

postsecret.com

superstoner90

There is no jokes about vegetables but if you think of one get back to me. I hear that their "Sprouting" up eveywhere!

TeddyTedson

I worked in a bakery and often wanked into the cakes

paddy kerins

I'm batman

mattjack

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I worked in a bakery and often wanked into the cakes

So did I and chocolate eclairs are not all what they seem.

Stereomaniac

I stole from my friends, á la Renton taking Tommy's video in Trainspotting and said nothing.

Gummy Panda

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I worked in a bakery and often wanked into the cakes

Never eating a custard Danish again!! :mad:

Explosions in the Sky

Stereomaniac wrote: »

I stole from my friends, á la Renton taking Tommy's video in Trainspotting and said nothing.

You have just led to the ultimate downfall of Tommy and his relationship Meow Meow
(Only fans of the film will understand)