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How to buy and import a domesticated elephant?

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  • #32
    Raditub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 116 ✭✭Raditub


    Where To wrote: »
    Can you not just buy a cow and stick a length of drainpipe on it?

    Lol!!! Haha clearly the best way to go about it ;)


  • #33
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    kincsem wrote: »
    There's a guy from China who registers a new account every night at about 4 a.m. and sells stuff like that.
    Stick around tonight and you might get lucky. Perhaps send him a PM.
    The mods take a dim view of his efforts to bring us the treasures of the Orient.

    :mad: If you see him round tell him he need to PM me ASAP. Treasures of the orient me hole, that bride I bought off him had a 'hidden treasure', big schlong on her and a pair of hairy balls! Still she'd come all that way, I'd paid a few quid so we both just decided to grin and bear it.....prob means I'll only get a 50% refund now tho.....and she burst two of me 'Adrian Chiles' :o:(

    :pac:


  • #34
    NicsM
    Subscribers Posts: 342 ✭✭NicsM


    I love how no-one has asked the OP what he needs the elephant for....

    I'm sure you could adopt one OP?


  • #35
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,612 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    RichieC wrote: »
    With enough money you could get anything! even a panda! they are only about 800 thousand a year to rent off the Chinese and about 5 times that to house feed and care for.

    I know one thing he can't buy. A dinosaur.


  • #36
    token101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    RichieC wrote: »
    With enough money you could get anything! even a panda! they are only about 800 thousand a year to rent off the Chinese and about 5 times that to house feed and care for.

    Or you could buy a bear, drip feed him vodka and paint him white.


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  • #37
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    token101 wrote: »
    Or you could buy a bear, drip feed him vodka and paint him white.

    You're hired!


  • #38
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Ha above the elephant in that listing are Clydesdale horses, bet ya they'd charge you a pretty penny for one of those, I can get you one for €300 if you're good.
    (horse not the elephant)

    Asian Elephants are great swimming though, might be food for thought :rolleyes:


  • #39
    Jammy Donut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 606 ✭✭✭Jammy Donut


    Maybe ask the guy who originally posted that question on Pistonheads ages ago?


  • #40
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    And how would you know he was in your fridge

    There would be elephant footprints on the butter.

    The old jokes are definitely the best.


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