Who Let The Dogs Out?

starbelgrade

We never did find out.

So what other of life's great questions have been left unanswered?

smokedeels

Who put the bop in the bop she bop?

Only smarties have the answer, what is the question?

Who did 9/11?

Jet Black

Where have all the cowboys gone?

Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do

Gee Bag

Who is taking the horse to France?

stupidusername

Does chloroform actually have a smell?

CK75

If a tree falls and nobody is close enough to hear it fall, did it actually make a sound?

this could go on and on and on.........:pac:

Adolf Hipster

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

smokedeels

stupidusername wrote: »

Does chloroform actually have a smell?

Hang on, I'll check...


ojiwdojiwdojiadajoidfoijffsaopfefsd sfd sfd edfsdfsd aD........FSDAF

ballsymchugh

Gee Bag wrote: »

Who is taking the horse to France?

this here, is the only question that ever mattered.

Jet Black

If the pope sh!ts in the woods and no one is around, how much wood does a wood man have to walk down before you can make the sound of one hand clapping?

krudler

IF you listen carefully the barking after said conundrum of escaped canines in that melody is in dog speak, so only the dogs know who let themselves out, and they wont be giving up that information any time soon, the escaped dogs bid their farewells and took on new identities scattering across Europe to escape their former captors.

starbelgrade

If a cat always lands on its feet and toast always lands butter-side down, what happens if you glue a cats' feet to the buttery side of some toast & drop them from a height?

Dudess

Will there ever be a rainbow?

Can I borrow a feeling?

starbelgrade

How do mermaids have sex?

kfallon

How many roads must a man walk down, before you call him a man?

Senna

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

JerryHandbag

Who's gonna ride your wild horses?

starbelgrade

JerryHandbag wrote: »

Who's gonna ride your wild horses?

Is that the new program about Travellers on TV3?

jimthemental

Is Bruce Lee really alive and undercover for the Hong Kong police?

starbelgrade

Is Bruce Forsythe really alive?

Havermeyer

You can cry you can mope, but can you swing from a good rope?

Dudess

What is love?

Or, as Foreigner put it: I want to know what love is.

Son Of A Vidic

How can someone have slept like a baby? Unless they've shat and pissed themselves all night?

starbelgrade

Dudess wrote: »

What is love?

Or, as Foreigner put it: I want to know what love is.

Or as Howard Jones put it..

"Woah-oh, wo-o-oah-oh, woah-oh-oh, OH"

Hank Scorpio

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Dudess

What's the frequency Kenneth?

milehip1

starbelgrade wrote: »

How do mermaids have sex?

with mermen?

stupidusername

How deep is your love?

Dudess

What difference does it make?

stupidusername

Where is the love?

ballsymchugh

how am i supposed to know?

JerryHandbag

Is there anybody out there?

Son Of A Vidic

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

hairyprincess

Who put the ball in the English net?

Miss Brightside

Have you ever seen the rain?

kfallon wrote:

How many roads must a man walk down, before you call him a man?

Seven!

Scorpion Sting

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

If a guy with multiple personalities tries to kill himself, shouldn't it be considered a hostage situation?

We had this already.

If you wore a Teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation?

Son Of A Vidic

Why is a Boxing ring square?

Doc

Why is the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything "What do you get if you multiply six by nine?"

What's in the 'Pulp Fiction' briefcase?

Did Tom actually toss the antique guns off the bridge or keep them in "Lock stock and two smoking barrels?"

Dudess

How soon is now?

Duiske

Whats another year, for someone who's lost everything they own ?

Jordan 199

Why did Clovis Quimby have to run over Snowball 1?

kumate_champ07

kfallon wrote: »

How many roads must a man walk down, before you call him a man?

1

Son Of A Vidic

jebforever wrote: »

We had this already.

Oops so we did, never spotted it. Slightly different but same meaning.

kumate_champ07

Duiske wrote: »

Whats another year, for someone who's lost everything they own ?

slightly better than the year before as the memory slowly fades

Doc

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Why is a Boxing ring square?

In the old days people would surrounded the boxers in a circle or ring of people it was changed to a square when it was raised on stage and so that you could go to your corner but the name ring or squared circle stuck.

Doc

Dudess wrote: »

How soon is now?

Infinitely soon.

KKkitty

What colour is the wind, what was the person doing when they discovered milk.

Scorpion Sting

How can you hear yourself think?

Senna

Was the German girl Joxer met in Stuttgart "up the duff"?

Son Of A Vidic

Doc suspend reason and logic and just go with the flow.

Where is the flow going by the way?

And how do you know if you are actually going with it or not?

Doc

hairyprincess wrote: »

Who put the ball in the English net?

Con Martin & Peter Desmond Farrell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY5i1NBBxzU