Liveline Thread (15/02/2012 to 01/05/2012)

SEPT 23 1989

Sounds like a lovely hotel

That_Guy

Guard dogs... Pissing myself laughing here.

NIMAN

Guard dogs stolen!! Only in Ireland, eh!

telekon

The early 70s?!? Floodgates are now open for the geriatrics with the "well, back in my day...." stories now. :rolleyes:

That_Guy

"I'm baffled about the guard dogs"

So am I.

RadioRetro

Hahahaha! Guard dogs were nicked! You couldn't make it up... or could you?

NIMAN

I steal a glass nearly every time I'm in a bar.

sudzs

ButtersSuki wrote: »

The recession is over, pampering in Ashbourne!:D

It's not the recession, it's "the great unpleasantness"!!!

Bertiebasher

chuckling

SEPT 23 1989

3 or 4 guard dogs nicked:pac:

my friend

NIMAN wrote: »

Guard dogs stolen!! Only in Ireland, eh!

steal me

That_Guy

My stomach. Hurts from laughing.

telekon

This doesn't really equate with the other story. Bet Joe just wanted to make that dog pun...

ButtersSuki

Have we gone 24 hours into the future and is this Funny Friday?

my friend

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

3 or 4 guard dogs nicked:pac:

what new Medication is he on?

That_Guy

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Have we gone 24 hours into the future and is this Funny Friday?

That little bit right there was funnier than any Funny Friday ever.

RadioRetro

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Have we gone 24 hours into the future and is this Funny Friday?

No, we're laughing.

That_Guy

"He's prepared to scratch it"

"No I want my €50 back"

:rolleyes:

my friend

Laura is up a throw and I want to throw up

ButtersSuki

I have a feeling a future Funny Friday will be from a certain hotel in Ashbourne.......

SEPT 23 1989

Heres Christy Brown

telekon

Heroin addict on line 3...

my friend

note to all:

take your partners genitals from your mouth when you telephone liveline and are speaking

jetfiremuck

Duffy is after ruining that hotels business now. Asshole

JonathanAnon

I would have loved if the hotel owner had said..

"well you cant stay here again anyway, cos yer barred"..

syklops

That_Guy wrote: »

"He's prepared to scratch it"

"No I want my €50 back"

:rolleyes:

Joe:"Will you accept that he will give you the money back"
Laura:"Oh yeah absolutely, but I'll never stay in the hotel again"

Gracious young lady.

That_Guy

"I wouldn't steal such an ugly throw"

"It wasn't in the room"

"I saw a picture online"

NIMAN

I was waiting for him to shout, "give us our throw back, ya robbing bitch".

my friend

syklops wrote: »

Joe:"Will you accept that he will give you the money back"
Laura:"Oh yeah absolutely, but I'll never stay in the hotel again"

Gracious young lady.

I reckon Laura needs at least 3 pillows for her derrière

Yakuza

my friend wrote: »

Laura is up a throw and I want to throw up

I see what you did there...

I could almost hear her saying to herself "bleedin graye, Oi gorraway wi da'"