ADVICE??

Yo! MTV SUCKS

give ecstasy a bash,did wonders for me

Dr. Manhattan

hairyprincess wrote: »

I'm covered in pizza topping????? Why the hell didn't anyone tell me?!!!

coco_lola wrote: »

I'm over 30???? Why the hell didn't anyone tell me?!!!

Jaysis OP, you're only at it a few minutes and you have a 3some. Go you!

Peetrik

Take up a sport/join a club that you enjoy that also has women at it. Avoid pubs or 'dating sites/scenarios', they are a horrible place to meet anyone, full of posers and lunatics 'acting normal'.

Oh almost forgot to 'AH' up my answer a little. For quality control, use some common sense when picking a club, think 'competitive triathlon club' instead of 'curves'.... if you know what I mean

Pacifist Pigeon

hairyprincess wrote: »

I'm covered in pizza topping????? Why the hell didn't anyone tell me?!!!

coco_lola wrote: »

I'm over 30???? Why the hell didn't anyone tell me?!!!

OP, I hope you life your MILFEs.

ColeTrain

Become a priest. We need a real life Fr.Stone...

treborflynn

Peetrik wrote: »

Take up a sport/join a club that you enjoy that also has women at it. Avoid pubs or 'dating sites/scenarios', they are a horrible place to meet anyone, full of posers and lunatics 'acting normal'.

Oh almost forgot to 'AH' up my answer a little. For quality control, use some common sense when picking a club, think 'competitive triathlon club' instead of 'curves'.... if you know what I mean

I Heart Internet wrote: »

Been there OP! I could tell you to change our life and personality and become a social/conversational dynamo but that tends not to happen. Quiet people tend to remain quiet people - loud people remain loud. Of course, take any oppurtunity to put yourself out there more but be yourself.

You seem to be saying that you're not great on the first impressions - so you gotta play to your strengths by allowing people (women) to grow to like you........wear them down if you will

So join a team, club or society. There youdon't have to make one big first impression just turn up and have the craic.

Quiet men tend to marry ridiculously chatty women - fact (source: me)

Thanks lads and lassies, gonna look into this club joinin thing, see whats out there.

TheZohanS

treborflynn wrote: »

I know this isn't a dating site but that's not why I'm here, I'm a fairly average lad, 21, all that craic, but my personality seems to be lacking. I just dont talk a whole lot, man of few words I am called. It affects me with a lot of things, And I"ve been told I have one of them faces that, even when your face is just relaxed it looks like your annoyed. I find it hard to talk to women too and that's the main reason Im putting this up, how can I improve this situation and even meet someone?

Any help is much appreciated.

Don't feel so bad, Stephen Hawking has the exact same problem.

WoollyRedHat

Wibbs wrote: »

Talk to women. Forget they're women. Most of all forget your own ego and self concern about how you come across and talk more to people. Get involved. Repeat for practice and for life.

My trick is to bring a cardboard mask of some lads face, like one of the lads from the Irish rugby team or something, and ask the girl in question would she mind putting it on her, and they usually are very understanding and oblige and then I pretend that the cardboard mask they are wearing is actually real, so if it's one of the rugby lads faces I pretend it is actually them. Then, if me and the mask hit it off, we will usually go back to mine and do the deed, mask intact of course, because otherwise it would be just plain weird ya know.

housetypeb

treborflynn wrote: »

I just dont talk a whole lot, man of few words I am called. ?

Any help is much appreciated.

You don't say much-and when you do,you don't say much.

davet82

Forget about women, they're too complicated, gay is where its happening...


Good luck op

I Heart Internet

TheZohan wrote: »

Don't feel so bad, Stephen Hawking has the exact same problem.

Wait - wasn't Stephen Hawking married twice? And at least once ever before he was an international, squillionaire science playboy.

Stephen's not doing too bad at all....

Stiffler2

OP - Just hire a hooker,
women aren't worth the hastle


and Irish women are the biggest b!tches in the world so best off with a hooker

kfallon

You'll save a few quid tomorrow so every cloud....... :P

flanders1979

Don't be fussy. As long as the girls here still drink like fish, you should be ok.
Apparently we are all as ugly as fcuk here anyway, the competition won't be great.

TheZohanS

I Heart Internet wrote: »

Wait - wasn't Stephen Hawking married twice? And at least once ever before he was an international, squillionaire science playboy.

Stephen's not doing too bad at all....

He certainly is not. The point I was making is that they have some similar traits:

I just dont talk a whole lot, man of few words I am called. It affects me with a lot of things, And I"ve been told I have one of them faces that, even when your face is just relaxed it looks like your annoyed. I find it hard to talk to women too

The bold Stephen kinda looks annoyed all the time too...and he's not much of a talker(those speeches he gives are prepared a long time in advance, in reality it takes a long time to put them together).

TeddyTedson

Poor Stephen is allegedly being beaten up by his wife. I imagine he can be quite arrogant though so maybe he's asking for it, you just don't know.

foxyboxer

Stop being shy.

Life's too short to be a wall flower.

What are you interested in?

foxyboxer

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Poor Stephen is allegedly being beaten up by his wife. I imagine he can be quite arrogant though so maybe he's asking for it, you just don't know.

"He has the mind of a god, the body of a child and the soul of a rat"

:eek:

Funglegunk

Just keep doing squats until your quads could smash her coccyx into a fine paste. Women love that ****.

dr.fuzzenstein

Funglegunk wrote: »

Just keep doing squats until your quads could smash her coccyx into a fine paste. Women love that ****.

(independent of you actual post)
Wow, you really Do like Bladerunner!

ringadingding

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Poor Stephen is allegedly being beaten up by his wife. I imagine he can be quite arrogant though so maybe he's asking for it, you just don't know.

He's not arrogant, it's just the tone of his voice

Funglegunk

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

(independent of you actual post)
Wow, you really Do like Bladerunner!

I really, really do!

amacca

Peetrik wrote: »

Take up a sport/join a club that you enjoy that also has women at it. Avoid pubs or 'dating sites/scenarios', they are a horrible place to meet anyone, full of posers and lunatics 'acting normal'.

oh dear....I just did some speed dating recently....I distinctly remember trying to act normal


is there any hope for me?

Mance Rayder

You need to chew a piece of straw.

Paddy Bateman

treborflynn wrote: »

I know this isn't a dating site but that's not why I'm here, I'm a fairly average lad, 21, all that craic, but my personality seems to be lacking. I just dont talk a whole lot, man of few words I am called. It affects me with a lot of things, And I"ve been told I have one of them faces that, even when your face is just relaxed it looks like your annoyed. I find it hard to talk to women too and that's the main reason Im putting this up, how can I improve this situation and even meet someone?

Any help is much appreciated.

Every time you find yourself being shy blast yourself with piss ! You'll soon find you'll not be shy any more !