Pacifist Pigeon Parole? Possible parody. Probable publicity pick-up.

Sarky

So, the latest person to post in the EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER has requested that the inevitable ban be lifted. And as The Leader is kind and compassionate and will f*cking murder you if you disagree, He has decreed that Pacifist Pigeon gets a chance at redemption.

Issue your challenges, dear posters. Pacifist Pigeon shall earn his way back into your shrivelled blackened hearts! Well, MY shrivelled blackened heart, anyway. I've no idea what yours look like. Possibly strawberry blancmange with chocolate bits in.

Pacifist Pigeon

Please be kind posters, a pigeon like me has his limitations. Also, please let no challenges involve flying - I have a broken wing

Sarky

I think you should draw a picture of this alleged broken wing, for sympathy purposes. Bonus points for extra pathos.

Cicero

Prove to me you're not really a rat with wings, in disguise of a pigeon.

Pacifist Pigeon

Sarky wrote: »

I think you should draw a picture of this alleged broken wing, for sympathy purposes. Bonus points for extra pathos.

Pigeon can't draw, his dexterity is non-existent compared to humans.

hondasam

Sarky wrote: »

And as The Leader is kind and compassionate and will f*cking murder you if you disagree, He has decreed that Pacifist Pigeon gets a chance at redemption.

Who the fcuk are you and where is sarky?

hondasam

Draw a picture of a nest filled with baby cuckoos and name them all.

Sarky

hondasam wrote: »

Who the fcuk are you and where is sarky?

I am Sarky, and Sarky is where he should be. You're conflating The Leader with me again. That has been shown several times in the past to be a stupid thing to do. Stop it. The Leader will get angry. Any more attempts to drag this thread off the topic of Pacifist Pigeon's parole will result in unpleasantness.

hondasam

Write a poem, has to have at least ten lines, you must mention five posters in the poem.

TeddyTedson

I'd like to see a few lines in your Sig of why everyone who posts in this thread is so great
Don't question the leader Sam:mad:

Oranage2

Paint your toe nails and post the picture.

Pacifist Pigeon

Will be like a poll put of where people vote on what I have to do?

Fago!

Paint someone elses toenails and post the picture

Count all the grass in Wicklow

Cicero

You currently have 8 requests....time is money you know...I can't wait here all day ...even if there is only 29 minutes left...

Fago!

Time's up, he's gone!

Pacifist Pigeon

It's 1:08, I have to be up at 7am. Please wait until this evening ... PLEASE!!!

hondasam

Were you to busy posting in other threads PP ? four hrs sleep will be sufficient for you.
get moving you have 2 hrs to impress us.

TeddyTedson

Blast him with fire!

Fago!

Pacifist Pigeon wrote: »

It's 1:08, I have to be up at 7am. Please wait until this evening ... PLEASE!!!

You lying scumbag it's not 1:08, it's nearly half 5.

TeddyTedson

Everyone get back to bed!!!!:mad:

Oranage2

PP Should be made post every hour on the hour for 24 hours!

OhMSGlive

Dedicate a poem to me!

Oh, and all the other stuff as well.

hondasam

At least when I did this I showed some interest.

Post a really funny joke, it has to make me laugh out loud.

Pacifist Pigeon

I got my squirrel friend, who's also a part-time courtroom sketch artist, to draw a picture of my broken wing. I meant to say earlier that it was actually sawn off completely in an incident involving a garden gnome and a samurai sword.

TeddyTedson

Sharky will stick a time limit on ya soon enough!

joes girls

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
God Made Me Pretty
What Happened To you?

Pacifist Pigeon

So what exactly do you want me to do? Have we reached a consensus yet?

hondasam

Cicero wrote: »

Prove to me you're not really a rat with wings, in disguise of a pigeon.

hondasam wrote: »

Draw a picture of a nest filled with baby cuckoos and name them all.

hondasam wrote: »

Write a poem, has to have at least ten lines, you must mention five posters in the poem.

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I'd like to see a few lines in your Sig of why everyone who posts in this thread is so great
Don't question the leader Sam:mad:

Oranage2 wrote: »

Paint your toe nails and post the picture.

Fago! wrote: »

Paint someone elses toenails and post the picture

Count all the grass in Wicklow

Oranage2 wrote: »

PP Should be made post every hour on the hour for 24 hours!

OhMSGlive wrote: »

Dedicate a poem to me!

Oh, and all the other stuff as well.

hondasam wrote: »

At least when I did this I showed some interest.

Post a really funny joke, it has to make me laugh out loud.

Pacifist Pigeon wrote: »

So what exactly do you want me to do? Have we reached a consensus yet?

You have to do all these thing we asked and more.

Here is one we did earlier !!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056378014

Sarky

All of it! Well, you can ignore hondasam and joes girls. It's a good strategy in general.

hondasam

Sarky wrote: »

All of it! Well, you can ignore hondasam and joes girls. It's a good strategy in general.

No he cannot ignore my request. I played the game when I had to do it, so will PP.

Sarky

Yes, but you were crap at it. Mr. Pigeon has already outdistanced you with one picture.

joes girls

I want a love poem about a lonely pigeon, and his quest for true love!

TeddyTedson

Sharky might enjoy this

hondasam

Sarky wrote: »

Yes, but you were crap at it. Mr. Pigeon has already outdistanced you with one picture.

was not:(

Pacifist Pigeon

Guys, I have given up a chance to get laid tonight just for this thread (loyalty, eh!). So bare with me while I work on requests, I've sacrificed a lot.

hondasam

Tell it to some one who cares, what were the chances of you getting laid really. No chance.

Pacifist Pigeon

hondasam wrote: »

Tell it to some one who cares, what were the chances of you getting laid really. No chance.

I'm quite a squawker in the pigeon world. I've fathered at least one third of all pigeons in Dublin.

hondasam

Dublin pigeons are inbred's.

Pacifist Pigeon

hondasam wrote: »

Draw a picture of a nest filled with baby cuckoos and name them all.

baby cuckoos in nest it is:

hondasam

I am impressed PP. good work. keep them coming.

Cicero

Pacifist Pigeon wrote: »

I'm quite a squawker in the pigeon world. I've fathered at least one third of all pigeons in Dublin.

..so you are a rat with wings...that will make proving youre not all the more difficult....

TeddyTedson

Fail!

hondasam

Teddy you have a short memory, how long did we wait for you? did you get help in the end? you got of very lightly. ffs you barely danced at all.

TeddyTedson

hondasam wrote: »

Teddy you have a short memory, how long did we wait for you? did you get help in the end? you got of very lightly. ffs you barely danced at all.

Who are you?

Sarky

Everyone shut up and let Pacifist Pigeon do his thing. Whining about another parole thread will result in unpleasantness. If you're going to post, there had better be an amusing challenge involved.

Star Lord

Draw a picture of Gary Busey relaxing on a nice beach somewhere, while Martin King makes him sandwiches in the background and gazes on lovingly.

Pacifist Pigeon

Sorry guys, I've been flat out this week, hope to get back to requests at the weekend.

PP.

Matt Holck

Sarky

God damn it, Matt.

Oranage2

I think the cuckoo's nest is a tad more important than real life. You should be ashamed Pigeon!

Deki

I think you should find me ten funny hats pigeon - they can have peoples heads under them if you like. and feathers are good too.