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Dream Job?

  • 12-02-2012 5:30pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,033 ✭✭✭


    Be realistic now.Don't all be saying you want to be a professional footballer when your 35 years old and cant make your local sides starting 11.
    For me its to be a Garda.Don't laugh now let me explain..Ive thought about it and it really can be a decent job.Well paid 44-50k after tax,no fear of being let go so a business can survive etc,can get promoted to higher ranks,perks like easier to get mortgages,power but of cousre with a lot of responsibility and finally respect..well off those who it is worth getting respect from anyway.
    Other than that its play for my beloved Manchester United alongside Wayne Rooney.:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,940 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    Painter or music producer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 190 ✭✭Dr. Manhattan


    I think you have an unrealistic view of life for young Gards and in particular of promotional prospects.

    I have my dream job. 's all good.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    Video Game Designer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,250 ✭✭✭lividduck


    Hangman.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Mance Rayder


    Systems Architect $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Film director or video games designer


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Designing and building cars.... fast ones...!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 281 ✭✭NSNO


    Video Game Designer

    Very very very tough industry. Ultra-competitive, poor industrial relations, stunted career progression.

    Though if you can get working with the right team, with the right product and the right backing it'll be amazing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Mance Rayder


    NSNO wrote: »
    Very very very tough industry. Ultra-competitive, poor industrial relations, stunted career progression.

    Though if you can get working with the right team, with the right product and the right backing it'll be amazing.

    Yup better to specialise in IT. Everybody wants to make games.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Minister of Finance in an autocratic, occasionally benevolent rogue state, implementing universal austerity with maniacal shrieking.

    It sounds far more sadistic when I say it out loud.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30 Big foots diick


    Travel critic for trip advisor


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Mance Rayder


    later10 wrote: »
    Minister of Finance in an autocratic, occasionally benevolent rogue state, implementing universal austerity with maniacal shrieking.

    It sounds far more sadistic when I say it out loud.

    Well you might in after Noonan. You have my vote anyway. Noonan just doesn't have the evil laugh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 281 ✭✭NSNO


    Yup better to specialise in IT. Everybody wants to make games.

    Nearly everybody starts studying Computer Science wanting to be a Games Developer.

    They quickly learn they can earn far more money with far less stress working in other areas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,499 ✭✭✭Sabre0001


    Video games journalist & video producer...

    🤪



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Blow


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Owner of second-hand bookshop/cafe/bar in a hot country. I'm going to make it happen some day. Fact.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Mance Rayder


    NSNO wrote: »
    Nearly everybody starts studying Computer Science wanting to be a Games Developer.

    They quickly learn they can earn far more money with far less stress working in other areas.

    I stand corrected so!;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Sports journalist in America.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,644 ✭✭✭theg81der


    Doctor
    Tax consultant/tax inspector with the revenue
    Psychologist/Psychiatrist
    Risk analysist
    Algorithmic trader


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    Porn star.well id like to try it maybe for a year.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,644 ✭✭✭theg81der


    crazygeryy wrote: »
    Porn star.well id like to try it maybe for a year.

    Please find list of benefit in kind below :

    http://intheknowpeel.ca/stiaids/list.htm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    can get promoted to higher ranks,perks like easier to get mortgages,power but of cousre with a lot of responsibility and finally respect..

    With that attitude, I really really hope you get nowhere near becoming a Guard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,900 ✭✭✭InTheTrees


    NSNO wrote: »
    Very very very tough industry. Ultra-competitive, poor industrial relations, stunted career progression.

    Though if you can get working with the right team, with the right product and the right backing it'll be amazing.

    You're correct.

    I'm a fifteen year veteran of the video game industry. Started in Arcade games back in the 80's. (when we used to get bonus's)

    I got out five years ago and have been so happy working in architectural 3d.

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    Hedge fund manager.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭Missmiddleton


    i wanna write stuff


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,033 ✭✭✭ForeverYoung90


    With that attitude, I really really hope you get nowhere near becoming a Guard.
    Im far from a person who gets a thrill from having a degree of power so if you dont know me dont judge me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,735 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    A stunt cock in the pornos.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Working as a cheese buyer or a wine buyer or a chocolate buyer for a high end retailer like Harrods!

    yum yum!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    I used to think the Top Gear lads had the ultimate jobs - but no - Mythbusters.
    Blowing shít up!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭Kevwoody


    Airline pilot


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    The Punisher

    Real answer: something similar to what I do already, just more money.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    P.S I know someone who work in the IT department of a large bank in the UK and he has commented on the amount of people working with him that have degrees in computer game designer. ( and they are not designing computer games :p )


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,250 ✭✭✭lividduck


    With that attitude, I really really hope you get nowhere near becoming a Guard.
    Why? He would fit in perfectly!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 342 ✭✭Ainekav


    Arts Officer in a large Arts Org with a decent educational/community remit
    OR
    Project Manager in an collaborative arts organisation.

    I've done internships in both types of orgs... absolutely loved it.

    I would also love to work in another type of creative org that had a creative role in project or event management.... eg. social enterprise.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Peetrik


    power but of cousre with a lot of responsibility and finally respect..well off those who it is worth getting respect from anyway.

    Respect is earned not automatically deserved. I generally find members of the Garda to be condescending and unpleasant even while off duty.

    My dream job could well be investigating Garda corruption, it's one of the few things I wouldn't be doing just for the money :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    Im far from a person who gets a thrill from having a degree of power so if you dont know me dont judge me.

    I'm not judging you, I'm just pointing out that you mentioned 'power' when giving reasons for wanting to become a Guard. This should never, ever, be a reason - and it is because of this that there are a lot of utter, power-tripping **** in An Garda Siochana presently.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Batman

    Failing that, being a binman seems pretty sweet. The truck does all the feckin work nowadays.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Supercar test driver.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Game keeper at an African safari.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,482 ✭✭✭Kidchameleon


    Sperm doner


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 190 ✭✭Dr. Manhattan


    Sperm doner


    Even drunk, that's a kebab I wouldn't eat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    Architect or marine biologist


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,201 ✭✭✭amacca


    always wanted to be successful doing something perceived as being dangerous and requiring skill and daring etc...you know one of the swashbuckling elite/untouchables....... women want him, men want to be him and so on and so forth

    eg: F1 driver

    Fighter Pilot or Test Pilot


    Huzzah, bang on, death or glory etc


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 923 ✭✭✭Johnny Foreigner


    Property Developer in Ireland between 1994 and 2007.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,201 ✭✭✭amacca


    Property Developer in Ireland between 1994 and 2007.

    nice to see you have/had your sights set on getting out just before the soft landing

    good show

    Ill trade you this laptop for a french villa if your ever in the market for a second hand computer dude


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    Dream job would have to be oil boy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭barbiegirl


    Writer. I have a series of kids books but too scared to submit anywhere. I have lots of ideas but i'm so scared of failing that I won't start a proper book. As a dream it's happy, as a failed reality where will I be with no dream?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,201 ✭✭✭amacca


    barbiegirl wrote: »
    Writer. I have a series of kids books but too scared to submit anywhere. I have lots of ideas but i'm so scared of failing that I won't start a proper book. As a dream it's happy, as a failed reality where will I be with no dream?

    go ahead and do it

    take it from me...trying and failing as miserably as its possible to fail (if the worst really does come to pass) is and experience that is still light years ahead of regretting not going for it


    and if it does get rejected etc it does not mean its over if you want it bad enough........keep banging away if you do...........the one thing that separates most successful people is the fact they kept coming back for more after failing miserably countless times.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    Anything freelance really, with good money in it. I write at the moment so I work whenever the hell I want, make as much money as I want etc.

    I think I'll try and pick up a few more skills along the way. Painting pictures for some clams sounds like a right hoot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 190 ✭✭Dr. Manhattan


    barbiegirl wrote: »
    Writer. I have a series of kids books but too scared to submit anywhere. I have lots of ideas but i'm so scared of failing that I won't start a proper book. As a dream it's happy, as a failed reality where will I be with no dream?


    Have a look at this http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056546472

    Then get cracking. Always better to regret what you did than what you didn't do.


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