The most you would pay?

sxt

To do some mundane stuff with random famous people or anyone in particular that you covet at the moment

or you can do some kind of forfeit instead of paying money, as a form of payment


There is this attractive presenter on rte who presents a daytime television programme, and she always wears this tantalizing blood red lipstick. I would pay 320 euro to be able to apply her lipstick, and then get her pouting lipstick mark on a tissue paper

Captain_Generic

sxt wrote: »

There is this attractive presenter on rte who presents a daytime television programme, and she always wears this tantalizing blood red lipstick. I would pay 320 euro to be able to apply her lipstick, and then get her pouting lipstick mark on a tissue paper

Better be lipstick marks somewhere else for that kind of money

Jesus Shaves

Slightly disturbing but whatever you're into.

Shanotheslayer

sxt wrote: »

I would pay 320 euro

Jesus, now that is precise!

Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger

I'd pay thousands to punch Justin Bieber in the face.

SafeSurfer

320? would you go to three fiddy?

sxt

I would lock myself in a gym locker for 8 hours without food or water, to walk hand in hand with Anna Nolan down the full lenght of Grafton street

Cavehill Red

OP, I'd lock you and Anna Nolan in adjoining lockers just to walk down Grafton Street with your 320 quid and Anna Nolan's lipstick.

Deus Ex Machina

sxt wrote: »

I would pay 320 euro to be able to apply her lipstick, and then get her pouting lipstick mark on a tissue paper

An extraordinarily creepy sentiment.

pragmatic1

The steam from my piss.

InkSlinger67

sxt wrote: »

There is this attractive presenter on rte who presents a daytime television programme, and she always wears this tantalizing blood red lipstick. I would pay 320 euro to be able to apply her lipstick, and then get her pouting lipstick mark on a tissue paper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF_6gI0xHzw

Kev.OC

I would pay for a (reasonably priced) round of golf and lunch to spend an afternoon on the course with Bill F***ing Murray!

Kojak

Them celebrities should be paying money to hang around with me, not the other way round.....

AngryBollix

I'd pay kelly brooke to slash on me during sex

sxt

Kev.OC wrote: »

I would pay for a (reasonably priced) round of golf and lunch to spend an afternoon on the course with Bill F***ing Murray!

There is no way that would happen in reality though

Cavehill Red

AngryBollix wrote: »

I'd pay kelly brooke to slash on me during sex

I think we might be able to work a deal here. You pay Kelly to slash on you while having sex with me. Win-win-win.

sxt

I would pay 35 euro to tie Bruce Springsteens shoelaces

Jen Pigs Fly

Nothing, I don't see the value in giving 'celebrities' even more money to be honest.
Kim Kardashian gets paid on average $10,000 per twitter tweet.
http://anythinghollywood.com/2009/12/kim-kardashian-gets-paid-to-tweet/

These people don't deserve all the money

sxt

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Nothing, I don't see the value in giving 'celebrities' even more money to be honest.
Kim Kardashian gets paid on average $10,000 per twitter tweet.
http://anythinghollywood.com/2009/12/kim-kardashian-gets-paid-to-tweet/

These people don't deserve all the money

What forfeit would you do to stop her twitter account?

Jen Pigs Fly

sxt wrote: »

What forfeit would you do to stop her twitter account?

Hmmm ... nice twist.

I would have sex with someone incredibly unattractive.

And enjoy it

One thing I've never understood is people's desire to want to meet celebrities. You see it's pretty big in the US (where they pay for lunches with celebrities or 'dates' with them and that kinda thing).

I know a few people that go around looking for celebrities or such when they're doing stuff in the O2 (so musicians, mostly). They go hanging around the hotel and trying other ways to bump into the celebrities.

I've never understood it. When they're not on stage and such they're just average joe soaps. They're not gonna be amazingly over the top people. They'll talk about the weather just like anyone else.


Always reminds me of an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, where Larry David's neighbour wants to meet one of the actors from Seinfeld;

Larry: What's the guy, four years old? He's got to meet Julia Louis-Dreyfus! What kind of person is that?!

What does he expect to gain from such meeting? What does he think, he's gonna go over there, she's gonna be so charmed by him that all of a sudden they'll start becoming friends? They'll talk on the phone and go out to dinner together, go to the movies? What, start e-mailing each others' summer vacations? Is he out of his f**king mind!?

PseudoFamous

I would pay €18.36 (Eighteen Euro and Thirty Six cent) to kick Snooki in the face while wearing flippers, preferably orange ones to match her. I can be more specific if the OP would like.

Dr. Manhattan

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Hmmm ... nice twist.

I would have sex with someone incredibly unattractive.

And enjoy it

I too dislike the Kardashians, so I'll take one for the team and volunteer for your sex forfeit.

sxt

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Hmmm ... nice twist.

I would have sex with someone incredibly unattractive.

And enjoy it

no it has to be mundane, would you be a lollipop lady for 16 hours straight?

JustAddWater

AngryBollix wrote: »

I'd pay kelly brooke to slash on me during sex

Oh... Didn't see the word on there first time

sxt

PseudoFamous wrote: »

I would pay €18.36 (Eighteen Euro and Thirty Six cent) to kick Snooki in the face while wearing flippers, preferably orange ones to match her. I can be more specific if the OP would like.

That is not mundane nor a realistic offer to snooki

Jen Pigs Fly

sxt wrote: »

no it has to be mundane, would you be a lollipop lady for 16 hours straight?

Yes, it would be fun get to talk to people and pretend im gandalf when in the middle of the road

"You shall not pass!"

blatantrereg

I'd pay for dinner and a nice bottle of wine to have dinner and a nice bottle of wine with Natalie Portman.
Actually that makes no sense. She's a multi millionaire.

inagoodway

Kev.OC wrote: »

I would pay for a (reasonably priced) round of golf and lunch to spend an afternoon on the course with Bill F***ing Murray!

he's busy with the apprentice

inagoodway

id pay 10,000 romaninan lira for a kiss from madonna

jefreywithonef

I'd pay fifty euro to go around Legoland with Sean Connery and then afterwards we'd go for a lovely lamb lunch. We'd have to go splits on the lunch though.

blatantrereg

inagoodway wrote: »

id pay 10,000 romaninan lira for a kiss from madonna

sick

Dr. Manhattan

inagoodway wrote: »

id pay 10,000 romaninan lira for a kiss from madonna

I just texted her there. She says since the Romanian currency is not Lira, but Leu, no deal. You blew it man.

inagoodway

well i' beg to difffer but the romanian currency is lira, and text madonna and tell her i said i bet 20000 lira im right, or else

Dr. Manhattan

inagoodway wrote: »

well i' beg to difffer but the romanian currency is lira, and text madonna and tell her i said i bet 20000 lira im right, or else

One source among many http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanian_leu

Spread

I'd give my silver Miraculous Medal to get both Twink and Nell in the sack simultaenously. Oh and lots of methamphetamine.

inagoodway

Dr. Manhattan wrote: »

One source among many http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanian_leu

ihave 20000 lira romania that begs to differ

sxt

Spread wrote: »

I'd give my silver Miraculous Medal to get both Twink and Nell in the sack simultaenously. Oh and lots of methamphetamine.

not mundane or realistic

Dr. Manhattan

inagoodway wrote: »

ihave 20000 lira romania that begs to differ

Leu or Lei, singular/plural http://www.atsnotes.com/catalog/banknotes-pictures/romania/romania-106.JPG

inagoodway

you can post all the links you like, i'm not clicking them, text madonna again, and tell her it's gone up to 35000 lira

Pdfile

darokane wrote: »

Slightly disturbing but whatever you're into.

****ing weirdos.

dermiek

Spread wrote: »

I'd give my silver Miraculous Medal to get both Twink and Nell in the sack simultaenously. Oh and lots of methamphetamine.

I take it the methamphetamine is for Twink and Nell to help them get through the encounter.......:D

Spread

dermiek wrote: »

I take it the methamphetamine is for Twink and Nell to help them get through the encounter.......:D

Jealousy will get you nowhere ........... fecking spalpin