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The most you would pay?

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  • 12-02-2012 2:02am
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    Registered Users Posts: 2,747 ✭✭✭


    To do some mundane stuff with random famous people or anyone in particular that you covet at the moment

    or you can do some kind of forfeit instead of paying money, as a form of payment


    There is this attractive presenter on rte who presents a daytime television programme, and she always wears this tantalizing blood red lipstick. I would pay 320 euro to be able to apply her lipstick, and then get her pouting lipstick mark on a tissue paper


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    sxt wrote: »
    There is this attractive presenter on rte who presents a daytime television programme, and she always wears this tantalizing blood red lipstick. I would pay 320 euro to be able to apply her lipstick, and then get her pouting lipstick mark on a tissue paper

    Better be lipstick marks somewhere else for that kind of money


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    Slightly disturbing but whatever you're into.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    sxt wrote: »
    I would pay 320 euro

    Jesus, now that is precise!


  • Registered Users Posts: 97 ✭✭Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger


    I'd pay thousands to punch Justin Bieber in the face.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,425 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    320? would you go to three fiddy?

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,747 ✭✭✭sxt


    I would lock myself in a gym locker for 8 hours without food or water, to walk hand in hand with Anna Nolan down the full lenght of Grafton street


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    OP, I'd lock you and Anna Nolan in adjoining lockers just to walk down Grafton Street with your 320 quid and Anna Nolan's lipstick.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    sxt wrote: »
    I would pay 320 euro to be able to apply her lipstick, and then get her pouting lipstick mark on a tissue paper

    An extraordinarily creepy sentiment.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    The steam from my piss.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    sxt wrote: »
    There is this attractive presenter on rte who presents a daytime television programme, and she always wears this tantalizing blood red lipstick. I would pay 320 euro to be able to apply her lipstick, and then get her pouting lipstick mark on a tissue paper



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  • Registered Users Posts: 825 ✭✭✭Kev.OC


    I would pay for a (reasonably priced) round of golf and lunch to spend an afternoon on the course with Bill F***ing Murray!


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Them celebrities should be paying money to hang around with me, not the other way round.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    I'd pay kelly brooke to slash on me during sex


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,747 ✭✭✭sxt


    Kev.OC wrote: »
    I would pay for a (reasonably priced) round of golf and lunch to spend an afternoon on the course with Bill F***ing Murray!


    There is no way that would happen in reality though


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    I'd pay kelly brooke to slash on me during sex

    I think we might be able to work a deal here. You pay Kelly to slash on you while having sex with me. Win-win-win.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,747 ✭✭✭sxt


    I would pay 35 euro to tie Bruce Springsteens shoelaces


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Nothing, I don't see the value in giving 'celebrities' even more money to be honest.
    Kim Kardashian gets paid on average $10,000 per twitter tweet.
    http://anythinghollywood.com/2009/12/kim-kardashian-gets-paid-to-tweet/

    These people don't deserve all the money :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,747 ✭✭✭sxt


    Nothing, I don't see the value in giving 'celebrities' even more money to be honest.
    Kim Kardashian gets paid on average $10,000 per twitter tweet.
    http://anythinghollywood.com/2009/12/kim-kardashian-gets-paid-to-tweet/

    These people don't deserve all the money :(

    What forfeit would you do to stop her twitter account?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    sxt wrote: »
    What forfeit would you do to stop her twitter account?

    Hmmm ... nice twist.

    I would have sex with someone incredibly unattractive.

    And enjoy it :D


  • Posts: 14,344 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    One thing I've never understood is people's desire to want to meet celebrities. You see it's pretty big in the US (where they pay for lunches with celebrities or 'dates' with them and that kinda thing).

    I know a few people that go around looking for celebrities or such when they're doing stuff in the O2 (so musicians, mostly). They go hanging around the hotel and trying other ways to bump into the celebrities.

    I've never understood it. When they're not on stage and such they're just average joe soaps. They're not gonna be amazingly over the top people. They'll talk about the weather just like anyone else.


    Always reminds me of an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, where Larry David's neighbour wants to meet one of the actors from Seinfeld;

    Larry: What's the guy, four years old? He's got to meet Julia Louis-Dreyfus! What kind of person is that?!

    What does he expect to gain from such meeting? What does he think, he's gonna go over there, she's gonna be so charmed by him that all of a sudden they'll start becoming friends? They'll talk on the phone and go out to dinner together, go to the movies? What, start e-mailing each others' summer vacations? Is he out of his f**king mind!?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    I would pay €18.36 (Eighteen Euro and Thirty Six cent) to kick Snooki in the face while wearing flippers, preferably orange ones to match her. I can be more specific if the OP would like.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 190 ✭✭Dr. Manhattan


    Hmmm ... nice twist.

    I would have sex with someone incredibly unattractive.

    And enjoy it :D

    I too dislike the Kardashians, so I'll take one for the team and volunteer for your sex forfeit.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,747 ✭✭✭sxt


    Hmmm ... nice twist.

    I would have sex with someone incredibly unattractive.

    And enjoy it :D

    no it has to be mundane, would you be a lollipop lady for 16 hours straight?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    I'd pay kelly brooke to slash on me during sex

    Oh... Didn't see the word on there first time


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,747 ✭✭✭sxt


    I would pay €18.36 (Eighteen Euro and Thirty Six cent) to kick Snooki in the face while wearing flippers, preferably orange ones to match her. I can be more specific if the OP would like.

    That is not mundane nor a realistic offer to snooki


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    sxt wrote: »
    no it has to be mundane, would you be a lollipop lady for 16 hours straight?

    Yes, it would be fun get to talk to people and pretend im gandalf when in the middle of the road

    "You shall not pass!"

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭blatantrereg


    I'd pay for dinner and a nice bottle of wine to have dinner and a nice bottle of wine with Natalie Portman.
    Actually that makes no sense. She's a multi millionaire.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,617 ✭✭✭inagoodway


    Kev.OC wrote: »
    I would pay for a (reasonably priced) round of golf and lunch to spend an afternoon on the course with Bill F***ing Murray!


    he's busy with the apprentice


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,617 ✭✭✭inagoodway


    id pay 10,000 romaninan lira for a kiss from madonna


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    I'd pay fifty euro to go around Legoland with Sean Connery and then afterwards we'd go for a lovely lamb lunch. We'd have to go splits on the lunch though.


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