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Your favourite crap film? [** NO LISTING **]
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10-02-2012 3:43pm#1
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Good call, thought of Con Air when I read the title. Any time I see it in the listings I laugh "Con Air, what a pile of crap" and end up watching it.
By that definition, YOU think it's good even though, critically, it may not be. So where do you draw the line with that?
You could end up saying this about most films - ''load of rubbish, but I like it''. Makes no sense to me.
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By that definition, YOU think it's good even though, critically, it may not be. So where do you draw the line with that?
You could end up saying this about most films - ''load of rubbish, but I like it''. Makes no sense to me.
No. I think it's crap. But I enjoy watching it. Makes perfect sense :pac:0 -
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from such a cheap plot, to bad acting, cliches galore and one of the biggest movie miss - match fight's in cinema history.
but i love it and think although crap its a masterpiece
+1 on this. Some of the best 'worst' quotes ever in this film. It's so bad it's brilliant. How he manages to avoid getting shot by over a 100 men yet killing them all is only ridiculous. Think i might watch this now:D0 -
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+1 on this. Some of the best 'worst' quotes ever in this film. It's so bad it's brilliant. How he manages to avoid getting shot by over a 100 men yet killing them all is only ridiculous. Think i might watch this now:D
This film contains my favourite come back line of all time (for the exact reason this thread was created, it's so bad it's genius).
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from such a cheap plot, to bad acting, cliches galore and one of the biggest movie miss - match fight's in cinema history.
but i love it and think although crap its a masterpiece
"You're a funny guy, Sully. I'll kill you last!"
Quote is not exact, but close. I saw this in the cinema years ago. Loved it. But it really is very, very bad indeed. And why does h keep calling his daughter "Chenny"? The name is "Jenny"!0 -
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An honourable mention for Fatal Deviation.
A serious case of, it's so bad it's good. Irish martial arts film with crap dialogue, rubbish acting and best of all, Boyzone's Mikey Graham. :pac:
Tis on the aul YouTube in 8 parts.
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Saw this on TV years ago. If only they'd release it on DVD?
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eh i dunno wrote: »Dude wheres my car
Its shoite but i love it
Where's your car dude?
One of my favourites too!0 -
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jimthemental wrote: »Commando is enjoyable but Muck.
"Let off some steam Bennett!"
it has the biggest miss match of a climatic cinema fight ever. in the red corner we have arnie who is built like a brick **** house and in the blue corner we have a fat ****er with a moustache that looks like a member of the y.m.c.a
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I watched it again a few weeks ago: better than I remembered. I thought that Nomi did that OTT sex thing on purpose. It could be interpreted as a version of the lap dance she had given him in the club, i.e. it was business, not personal, like porn.Da Shins Kelly wrote: »Has to be 'Showgirls'. It's terrible, but also just so, so good. Some of the dialogue is just some of the funniest sh*t I've ever heard, not to mention what has to be one of the most ridiculously manic sex scenes of all time. I actually think it's one of my favourite films. Great movie to get drunk to.
My first choice of "crap" movie: Miss Congeniality. If you don't like a joke, don't worry, there'll be more along in a minute.
You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.
―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray
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The National Treasure series is so bad its hilarious. I remember watching one of these in the cinema after having a smoke and laughing my ass off the whole way through.
I'd argue Nicolas Cage is a fantastic actor. His good films are good (Leaving Las Vegas, Bad Lieutenant) and his bad films are brilliant if you're in the mood (Wicker Man, National Treasure)0 -
I adore ****e films, the type that are just so awful that even the cast seem to know it, making them have more fun with the whole thing.
My top two, because I can't pick one over the other, would be McBain (Christopher Walken shoots down a plane with a handgun while flying another plane! And the bullet does not smash the windows of either cockpit! Plus let's not forget the scene where a rebel pours her hearth out about her problems and seeing her friends and family die, only for Walkin to compare it to Woodstock!) and The Incredble Melting Man. TIMM has easily the worse acting I have seen in a film, it's a joy to actually watch these people die! The special effects were quite ahead of their time but good God they were wasted on a horrible film that I adore 0 -
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