I let a cat in

cloptrop

I was never a cat person. I just think they are always plotting against you. My girlfriend is however.

Against my better judgment I let her start bringing a neighbours cat in and giving it a bit of food. He started racing in everytime I opened the door. I didnt mind the kids loved him . One night he made it up to one of the kids rooms. When it came to putting him out he went bananas and attcked the missus, scraping her chest and hand.

He is now banned from the house , but sits out the back garden eyeballing me whenever I have a smoke at the back door.

Should I get an air rifle or just ignore him . Im in two minds .
I just feel so let down that he decided to go down the route of violence . I thought I raised him better than this.

Your girlfriend is a cat person?

Does she land on her feet if she falls from a height?

Seachmall

And so it begins.

May God have mercy on your soul, OP, for when cats strike humanity will fall.

Katgurl

Miaow miaow miaow!!!

You're so lucky he wants to come in. You did not raise him, you're his chosen slave, he can behave how he wants.

He most likely only scratched her because he panicked.

But if you want rid just throw a glass of water on him when he comes near.

canonball5

U have kids and you're not married?

Never turn down free pussy!!

Genghiz Cohen

Just throw other cats at him.

CardBordWindow

Find out where he lives, and poop in his letterbox!

MickySticks

Ring the pussy patrol

RichieC

If the cat goes bonkers when you pick it up donr let it near chilren. Easy to underestimate the damage they can do. They are small panters.

TheZohanS

Air rifle. Cats are vermin.

frozenfrozen

cloptrop wrote: »

I just think they are always plotting against you. My girlfriend is however.

Your girlfriend is plotting against me?

i71jskz5xu42pb

cloptrop wrote: »

I let a cat in

OK glad we cleared that up. What I really want to know however is who let the dogs out? Who?
Who?
WHO?

admiralofthefleet

grab a pillow case and some bricks pronto. then find your nearest canal/river

stupidusername

Send her to me, I need to build up my cat collection

John Doe1

dress up in a catsuit, seduce it then break its heart:)

garimac

Did you put the cat out?

jester77

No point shooting the cat, the feckers have 9 lives and will only come back more pissed off each time.

Chavways

Throw water at it and if that doesn't work try acid

not yet

Your bird got a new pussy and you want to shot it......man you need help.

KTRIC

Have you tried blasting it with piss ???

Seachmall

jester77 wrote: »

No point shooting the cat, the feckers have 9 lives and will only come back more pissed off each time.

They're like cute little fluffy Joe Pescis.

Sindri

I say befriend him, earn his trust, however difficult that may be, and when he's least suspecting it (but he's a cat so he's always suspecting) lock him in a boiler and see how that goes.

If he dies good, if not, ring papers and run. Or worship him.

kopkidda

Great thread this.

Cats = scum

Only thing for it is a sawn off shot gun.

cloptrop

I love starting strange threads to see where they lead. I may knock into its owner and demand compensation for the lolz.

KittyeeTrix

I must strenously object to the bad press cats are receiving in this thread......:mad:

:D

ejmaztec

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

grab a pillow case and some bricks pronto. then find your nearest canal/river

Yes, the cat will be glad to see the back of him.

who the fug

Have just sent the thread title to Kate Perry, new number one for her

i71jskz5xu42pb

who the fug wrote: »

Have just sent the thread title to Kate Perry, new number one for her

Katy Perry's cat is called Kitty Purry

MickySticks

Raylan Raspy Semifinal wrote: »

Kate Perry's cat is called Kitty Purry

GTFO!

who the fug

Raylan Raspy Semifinal wrote: »

Kate Perry's cat is called Kitty Purry

Does she lick it, yes she can

Napper Hawkins

Katy Perry.

cloptrop

Napper Hawkins wrote: »

Katy Perry.

KT Per E
thats her rapper friend. He likes to do scienctific equations too. But he got his name from his mother funnily enough , was all just a big coincidence.

Napper Hawkins

cloptrop wrote: »

KT Per E
thats her rapper friend. He likes to do scienctific equations too. But he got his name from his mother funnily enough , was all just a big coincidence.

Well that just about wraps that up so.

LH Pathe

cloptrop wrote: »

I was never a cat person. I just think they are always plotting against you. My girlfriend is however. .

Correct; your girlfriend is. I'm a cat n always see how people plot n call it. cats just have a high moral ethic and as intuitive creatures that carry emselves proud they hear / see
more evils than most Its just.. they cant speak to you about it n set you straight

gcgirl

I have a cat her name is mittens and sometimes I wear her as a scarf how could you not love a cat

irelandspurs

irelandspurs

TheIrishGrover

RichieC wrote: »

........... Easy to underestimate the damage they can do. They are small panters.

Midget porn stars?

irelandspurs

LH Pathe

You silly couple you let that cat in with his reefer and his jazz and his ulterior motives

gcgirl

Can you get cat nip in this country

cloptrop

gcgirl wrote: »

Can you get cat nip in this country

yes each female cat has about 8 of them

gcgirl

cloptrop wrote: »

gcgirl wrote: »

Can you get cat nip in this country

yes each female cat has about 8 of them

Do you even know what cat nip is ????


It's a drug you give to cats

Chuck Stone

Miaow...

danniemcq

my gf started feeding a cat that always came to our back door.

turns out owner had died so it was technically a stray.

i'm highly allergic to cats so it can't come into the house so it just sits on the windowsill looking in all day.

so 2 years now we (cause i have to feed it when she is away ) have been caring for it and still i have an uneasy feeling, twice in the last month its nearly tripped me on the steps when i'm getting coal, its jumped at me from the window and scared the **** outta me by creeping into the house (once with another cat) and hiding for a few hours before jumping at me when i'm going to bed.

I am convinced that it knows i'm allergic and that when it eventually kills me it'll act like a support for my girlfriend and she'll let the ****er into the house where it'll sit in front of the fire.

Its only a matter of time

cloptrop

danniemcq wrote: »

my gf started feeding a cat that always came to our back door.

turns out owner had died so it was technically a stray.

i'm highly allergic to cats so it can't come into the house so it just sits on the windowsill looking in all day.

so 2 years now we (cause i have to feed it when she is away ) have been caring for it and still i have an uneasy feeling, twice in the last month its nearly tripped me on the steps when i'm getting coal, its jumped at me from the window and scared the **** outta me by creeping into the house (once with another cat) and hiding for a few hours before jumping at me when i'm going to bed.

I am convinced that it knows i'm allergic and that when it eventually kills me it'll act like a support for my girlfriend and she'll let the ****er into the house where it'll sit in front of the fire.

Its only a matter of time

Its you or the moggie you know what to do.

danniemcq

cloptrop wrote: »

Its you or the moggie you know what to do.

leave the moggie with the missus and get a new girl?

Gummy Panda

is today caturday?

BunShopVoyeur

A sack full of stones and walk along the Liffey with kitty seems in order.

BunShopVoyeur

If you're in Dublin of course, otherwise the Liffey idea is ****e.

Gummy Panda

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

A sack full of stones and walk along the Liffey with kitty seems in order.

I always hate the way people joke about being cruel to cats. why hate the kitty?