Memorable Film Quotes

senorwipesalot

My favourites are

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f*cked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you?... Joe Pesci~Good Fellas

The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re f*cked” ...David O’Hara~Braveheart

Did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said dead ni**er storage?... Quinten Tarantino... Pulp Fiction

"Say hello to my little friend" (shoots grenade launcher)....Al Pacino...
-Scarface

FatherLen

"Hey Sanka, you dead?" "Yeah, mahn."

Feeona

Patrick Swayze's bouncer character in Roadhouse : 'You're too stupid to have fun'

(Reply to troublesome guy in bar who claimed he was just there to have fun)

Seachmall

"We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man. We're nympholeptics, desiring for the unobtainable. We risk sanity for moments of temporary enlightenment. So many ideas. So little memory. The last thought killed by anticipation of the next. We embrace an overwhelming feeling of love. We flow in unison. We're together. I wish this was real. We want a universal level of togetherness, where we're comfortable with everyone. We're in rhythm. Part of a movement. A movement to escape. We wave goodbye. Ultimately, we just want to be happy. Heh, yeah. Hang on, what the **** was I just talking about?"

- Human Traffic.

kfallon

"oh ya ya ya ya, dis ist fantastiche, ya ya licken mein titten"

That German porno I watched when i was 15

Praetorian Saighdiuir

"Lookin good Billy Ray"........"Feeling good Louis"- Dan Ackroyd + Eddie Murphy in Trading Places

Seachmall

kfallon wrote: »

"oh ya ya ya ya, dis ist fantastiche, ya ya licken mein titten"

Eeww.

westendgirlie

What's that? Sushi. Sushi? Rice, raw fish and...seaweed. You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth and you are gonna eat that?

The Breakfast Club

HazDanz

"Don't go pissing down my back and tell me it's raining" - Outlaw Josey Wales (John Vernon's line)

paddy kerins

"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight."

- The Dark Knight

muracan

Dyin' aint much of a livin, boy! Outlaw Josey Wales.Eastwood at his best.

im invisible

'I'm the bad guy!? How'd that happen?' Falling Down

Latchy

'' Hey, Frank, you keep cleaning those teeth the Germans are going to see you a mile away. Shoot ya dead."

SSgt. John Martin (Band Of Brothers )

dxhound2005

Dobbs: "If you're the police where are your badges?"

Gold Hat: "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"

Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

nice_very

"yo Adrienn, I did it" - Rocky

im invisible

'the kitten was fine' Trainspotting

44leto

"Scotty, I Need Warp Speed in Three Minutes, or We're All Dead."

But even under that pressure scotty saved the day.

Larianne

"That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing" - James Bond in Diamonds Are Forever to Plenty O'Toole.

HalloweenJack

As Good As It Gets:

"How do you write woman so well?"
"I think of a man and then I take away reason and accountability."

Kamjana

"It could of been a fucking Pakistani postman for all you know" - Dessie Curley.

Hart

"Be afraid. Be very afraid."

Genna Davis, The Fly.

Sums up the movie perfectly.

44leto

Four weddings and a funeral.

He was my North, my South, my East, my West.
My working week and my Sunday rest.
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song,
I thought love would last forever: I was wrong.

HalloweenJack

44leto wrote: »

Four weddings and a funeral.

He was my North, my South, my East, my West.
My working week and my Sunday rest.
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song,
I thought love would last forever: I was wrong.

It's actually from this poem by W.H. Auden.

Funeral Blues

SafeSurfer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMuFYnvSsZg

Big Nasty

Cars 2

Finn McMissile: Finn McMissile, British intelligence.
Mater: Tow Mater, average intelligence.

Donnie Brasco

FBI Technician: What's forget about it?
Donnie Brasco: Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it. But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it.

The Blues Brothers

Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

Niles

"Why do we fall sir? So we might learn to pick ourselves up". -Alfred, Batman Begins

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

"You've kept us waiting 700 years. You can have your seven minutes." Michael Collins. (well, not just a film quote)

And from Toy Story:

Buzz: "This is no time to panic"
Woody: "This is the perfect time to panic!"

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Buzz: "This isn't flying, this is falling with style!"

Predalien

"C'mon yis humpy cúnts yis!" Intermission

The King of Moo

"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants." Frank- Once Upon a Time in the West

“There are two kinds of people in the world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.” The Man with No Name- A Fistful of Dollars/The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Brendog

The Big Lebowski


"Walter: Smokey, my friend, you're entering a world of pain!"

derryvella

"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men."
:cool:

Elmer Blooker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeldwfOwuL8

EddyC15

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die" - Raoul Duke on his attorney, Dr. Gonzo

From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

razorblunt

That'll do pig...that'll do/

GTDolanator

''your fcuked now mister''- little ginger kid in crush proof

stoneill

The Quiet Man:

Mary Kate Danaher: Could you use a little water in your whiskey?
Michaleen Flynn: When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey; and when I drink water, I drink water.

The Master

"Use the force Harry" - Galdalf - Star Trek II The Wrath Of Kahn

Dan Chipowski

Well ya know, for me, the action is the juice. I'm in. - Michael Cherrito (Heat).

The Princess Bride

"...there's only 2 men I trust...one of them's me... the other's not you.

Cameron Poe to Larkin.

doomed

"This bill's an outrage. If I were you I wouldn't pay it"
(Groucho - A night at the Opera)

"round up the usual suspects" Casablanca

fallen01angel

"I think we're going to need a bigger boat....." Jaws.

stimpson

SafeSurfer wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMuFYnvSsZg

Yeah, we'll that's just your opinion, man.

Anyway, as all the good Lebowski lines are gone:


Withnail: We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here, and we want them now!

Bobby Baccala

Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead - Pulp Fiction.

Get busy livin or get busy dyin - Shawshank Redemption.

I can't do nothing for you son - True Grit.

Wrap up the guns, count the money, Put your seatbelt on! - Lock Stock.

Niles

stoneill wrote: »

The Quiet Man:

Mary Kate Danaher: Could you use a little water in your whiskey?
Michaleen Flynn: When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey; and when I drink water, I drink water.

From the same film:

Sean Thornton: "Could you tell me the way to Inisfree?"
Station Master: "Inisfree? Aw, five miles and maybe a half more. Do you see that road over there?"
Sean Thornton: "Yeah".
Station Master: "Don't take that one, it'll do you no good".

Eathrin

Coach Carter

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others"

from Marianne Williamson

El Guapo!

"The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle." - From Lucky Number Slevin.

ItsAWindUp

Can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_ff46b58Hk

lynchieboy

Dance one legged mother****er:eek:
charlie sheen platoon

hattoncracker

"Whatever you say next better be some brilliant ****ing Mark Twain ****, because its definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."

Otis B. Driftwood, The Devils Rejects,

senorwipesalot

ItsAWindUp wrote: »

Can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_ff46b58Hk

Read 1st post.:D

Optimalprimerib

ItsAWindUp wrote: »

Can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_ff46b58Hk

Did u not read the first post

SafeSurfer

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.........smells like VICTORY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALi78xSaP0Y