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If you could be any animal for the day

sxt · 2012-02-04 16:47:22

Had Human intelligence,Go any where in the world, and were given free reign to do whatever you wanted. what animal would you be and what would you do? A Gorilla to keep shaking Bertie Ahern until he fronted up and gave a straight answer, an elephant to pee in his mouth if he didn't.

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Had Human intelligence,Go any where in the world, and were given free reign to do whatever you wanted. what animal would you be and what would you do?

A Gorilla to keep shaking Bertie Ahern until he fronted up and gave a straight answer, an elephant to pee in his mouth if he didn't.

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The oceans top predator the killer whale.

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I'm an elephant. I remembered this thread from before.

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Maybe a dog so that I could lick my balls. . .

Dogs my one, how about a carp?

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Gorilla aswell.

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xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

An unicorn

A leopard and I would be the one that kills the last unicorn.

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antodeco wrote: »

The beast from Craggy Island!

This beast would be better. He had many good times

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44leto wrote: »

A leopard and I would be the one that kills the last unicorn.

That's not very nice I'm a lovely magical creature.

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xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

That's not very nice I'm a lovely magical creature.

Sorry but it is my nature, a leopard is a leopard.

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44leto wrote: »

The oceans top predator the killer whale.

Would that be the Orca?which actually is NOT a whale at all, its a member of the dolphin family.

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lividduck wrote: »

Would that be the Orca?which actually is NOT a whale at all, its a member of the dolphin family.

I am not sure I always thought they were the same animal. I seen something on Nat Geog and which ever they were Killers/orca they actually hunt great whites which make them the top sea dog.

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They are the same creature
Orca Killer whales

http://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=orca%20killer%20whales&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCUQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FKiller_whale&ei=zKotT83DCoGYhQeTyqn3Cg&usg=AFQjCNHMzQnbbFC6scfz7zG9dmBo558y6Q&cad=rja

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44leto wrote: »

I am not sure I always thought they were the same animal. I seen something on Nat Geog and which ever they were Killers/orca they actually hunt great whites which make them the top sea dog.

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They are the same creature
Orca Killer whales

http://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=orca%20killer%20whales&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCUQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FKiller_whale&ei=zKotT83DCoGYhQeTyqn3Cg&usg=AFQjCNHMzQnbbFC6scfz7zG9dmBo558y6Q&cad=rja

Orcas though called whales by the ignorant masses are NOt in fact whales.
same as Koalas aint bears

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#50 04-02-2012 10:10pm

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lividduck wrote: »

Orcas though called whales by the ignorant masses are NOt in fact whales.
same as Koalas aint bears

But I still wanted to be a killer whale or an orca killer whale,

so Orca= a killer whale, therefore a killer whale = an orca and yes they are from the dolphin family but are also called killer whales.:D

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