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Why do scumbags always get hot women ?

  • 04-02-2012 1:13am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭Curva Sud


    Well ? :confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 322 ✭✭Leo Dowling


    Maybe they direct their energy into getting hot women rather going home and directing it into calling people scumbags on the internet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 323 ✭✭Underdraft


    You might have it up here but they have it down there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    nice guys finish last


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,535 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    No they dont, they get whore tarts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Mr. Rager


    No they don't?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭Curva Sud


    Maybe they direct their energy into getting hot women rather going home and directing it into calling people scumbags on the internet.

    Sorry Anto.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Curva Sud wrote: »
    Well ? :confused:
    You don't need AH help, you need Specsavers help!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭SteoL


    Curva Sud wrote: »
    Well ? :confused:

    Coz we have huge knobs ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭whatsamsn


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    nice guys finish last


    This is your answer op.

    If you think its not true, ask yourself this, how come the expression is so popular and used so often? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    What is a hot woman?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,743 ✭✭✭Revolution9


    The scumbags I know have equally scummy girlfriends.

    It's the Ar$eholes and D!ckheads that tend to get hot women.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    nice guys finish last

    Surely that's all the more reason for the ladies to head home with them instead ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 322 ✭✭Leo Dowling


    Curva Sud wrote: »
    Sorry Anto.

    Np. Just stop lookin' at me bird, bud.

    There's plenty on your computer for you to look at.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    SteoL wrote: »
    Coz we are huge knobs ;)

    fyp


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭Curva Sud


    whatsamsn wrote: »
    This is your answer op.

    If you think its not true, ask yourself this, how come the expression is so popular and used so often? ;)

    :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭SteoL


    BOHtox wrote: »
    SteoL wrote: »
    Coz we are huge knobs ;)

    fyp

    Haha. And don't worry am not one of 'those'. Just tried for a witty response. Me fail badly :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    SteoL wrote: »
    Haha. And don't worry am not one of 'those'. Just tried for a witty response. Me fail badly :(

    Hey thanks whoring is a tough job. I feel for ya buddy!

    *hits heart twice with right hand in a cool black guy style*
    peace out!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭Curva Sud


    It really is hard to understand though why some women are attracted to complete a##holes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,166 ✭✭✭Stereomaniac


    It's just our lord's way of telling us that he is unfair, and that he doesn't give a **** about us.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Its called early menopause.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 315 ✭✭travelledpengy


    I like myself a bad boy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    whatsamsn wrote: »
    This is your answer op.

    If you think its not true, ask yourself this, how come the expression is so popular and used so often? ;)
    Because the world's full of wimps feeling sorry for themselves.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,383 ✭✭✭✭gammygils


    Cos women are stupid. Think about it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Scumbags get scumbag women.
    Ok ,some scumbag women might look like hotties in their teens or twenties but the breeding eventually exposes itself in their behavior.

    Dont end up admiring yourself in the bogwater reflection.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭whatsamsn


    Johro wrote: »
    Because the world's full of wimps feeling sorry for themselves.


    << "Location: a secure mental facility"

    hmmmm


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭Bad Panda


    Maybe they're just scummers who don't have tons of bum fluff covered acne and/or you're just ugly...?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    What is a hot woman?
    You know boobs and stuff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    whatsamsn wrote: »
    << "Location: a secure mental facility"

    hmmmm
    :D Don't take it so personally, it was just a general statement.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭whatsamsn


    You know boobs and stuff.


    really? :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    nice guys finish last
    whatsamsn wrote: »
    If you think its not true, ask yourself this, how come the expression is so popular and used so often? ;)
    It's the Ar$eholes and D!ckheads that tend to get hot women.
    Curva Sud wrote: »
    It really is hard to understand though why some women are attracted to complete a##holes.


    well thank jebus for this:
    Johro wrote: »
    Because the world's full of wimps feeling sorry for themselves.

    ffs, it's just a sign of a guy feeling sorry for himself saying he's in the friend zone, or girls only like assholes. man the **** up and something might happen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    What is a hot woman?
    Exactly. It's subjective, innit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Spoonman75


    Well, Darwin was very specific when he wrote "The Origin Of The Species":
    "Bad girls go to Hell. Good girls go to Heaven.
    Bad guys go to Hell. Good guys go to the "Friend Zone""

    And that's in his book, "The Origin Of The Species". Can't remember the exact page number, but....

    Do not argue with Chaz!;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 594 ✭✭✭Red21


    So OP, if a really hot woman wanted to get with you, would you get with her? or would you first see if everybody else thought she was sound?:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 331 ✭✭Paarthurnax


    Curva Sud wrote: »
    Well ? :confused:
    Becoming a Scumbag yourself as research! Then come back and tell us your findings.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭Curva Sud


    Red21 wrote: »
    So OP, if a really hot woman wanted to get with you, would you get with her? or would you first see if everybody else thought she was sound?:pac:


    Well ofc :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Johro wrote: »
    Exactly. It's subjective, innit.

    Yes bruv stru bruv.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 310 ✭✭stoeger


    Some look hot till Thay open there mouth and you think I can't take her home to mammy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    Because they're hot scumbag women


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    Speaking as a scumbag myself, I think it's the intimidation factor that turns the ladies on. They like the fact that I can give a rival a ruddy good thrashing if he so much as looks in my direction.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    stoeger wrote: »
    Some look hot till Thay open there mouth and you think I can't take her home to mammy

    Spillage from their previous conquest ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Speaking as a scumbag myself, I think it's the intimidation factor that turns the ladies on. They like the fact that I can give a rival a ruddy good thrashing if he so much as looks in my direction.

    Ah yes, the whole scumbag slaps girlfriend in public, good Samaritan steps in and the girl and the scumbag turn on this kind soul, good samaratian gets a battering and the girl is delighted as her fella stood up for her. :confused:


    Never get involved in a domestic on the street, keep on walking


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭SteoL


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    Speaking as a scumbag myself, I think it's the intimidation factor that turns the ladies on. They like the fact that I can give a rival a ruddy good thrashing if he so much as looks in my direction.

    Ah yes, the whole scumbag slaps girlfriend in public, good Samaritan steps in and the girl and the scumbag turn on this kind soul, good samaratian gets a battering and the girl is delighted as her fella stood up for her. :confused:


    Never get involved in a domestic on the street, keep on walking

    True and seen it happen more times than I can remember.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    Well in my rougher days I was never short of women, I also had the customary hot girlfriend for a few years but when I got sick of the trouble and copped myself on the women were gone, You see instead of being a great craic I became very serious so the type of women that were attracted to trouble were not attracted to me anymore. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭Jack_Russell


    some women love nothing more than a good clip about the ear, or at least the threat of such.

    :eek:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    I think this is a false premise. I've seen scumbags strutting around with what appear to be hairy walruses at their side. Sure there's the odd filthy knacker who bags an attractive mate, but I'd say they trend is in the opposite direction.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭beano345


    sure dont i roide them and buy them chips


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭whatsamsn


    I think people need to re-evaluate their meaning of "scumbag"

    From reading posts so far, it seems "scumbag" can only mean some tracksuit, dutch gold drinking skanger to most.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    nice guys finish last in the shower.

    There, FYP. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    I saw this stupid lookin lump of a fella in frumpy casual sportswear at a drimnagh newsagent accompanied by a really tasty lookin Filipino in stylish attyre

    Did he buy her?!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    It usually is an immaturity thing or well, just a phase probably most girls go through. The smart ones cop straight away, some go on dating scumbags, go through the "all men are baxtards" phase and eventually cop, "it's me, not you", it actually is me! :D

    I love an independent woman, but got that part mixed up with being a bitch! Copped, went the too nice route and that's boring! No make up sex!

    There's a happy medium in there somewhere (well not that happy), no princesses, baxtards, drama queens, walk overs and a symmetry develops. Still waiting on it all the same!

    Men aren't from Mars and Women from Venus, can be quite similar actually! Most people don't want a baxtard or a biatch, they don't want a nice girl or nice lad either, they want the Inbetweeners! :D

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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