Fianna Fail's Top 100 Strokes - Add Yours

jetsonx

Please help get this list to 100, it should be very easy.

This is the Ultimate list of Fianna Fail's Top 100 Strokes.

Lets gets the list started then...

1) The decision to give excess Irish cheese to people on social welfare and
those "most in need". (Christmas 2010)

El Weirdo

2. Being so utterly incompetently useless and corrupt that the voting public actually thought that FG would be a good alternative.

Vanderbilt

General Election 2007

the purple tin

A minister for finance who didn't have a bank account.

lastlaugh

3. Opening the floodgates and letting lots of foreign people onto our native shores

AnonoBoy

Back stroke.

Charlie was brilliant at it.

Underdraft

*. Paying something like €50m for e-voting machines and then when they were deemed unsuitable paying their own cronies to store them indefinitely.

* Constitutional referendums will continue until you pick the 'correct' answer x2

lastlaugh

4. Giving out loads of money to lay abouts and single mothers.

lastlaugh

42. Being in cohorts with the banks and ruining the country and all that kind of type of thing.

TeddyTedson

You have to blame the idiots who kept voting them back in.
Far too many uninformed voters. There should be a Fás course that explains the polices of each party that everyone must attend before voting in a general election

El Weirdo

TeddyTedson wrote: »

You have to blame the idiots who kept voting them back in.
Far too many uninformed voters. There should be a Fás course that explains the polices of each party that everyone must attend before voting in a general election

Yes, because FÁS have such a good track record at training people.

lastlaugh

TeddyTedson wrote: »

You have to blame the idiots who kept voting them back in.
Far too many uninformed voters. There should be a Fás course that explains the polices of each party that everyone must attend before voting in a general election

Ha ha, a Fas course, that's a good one!

TeddyTedson

:pac:

Get a nice little Fetac level 5 cert at the end perhaps. We should have to pay 100euro to do it every election year.

Smcgie

All the ole men and women who vote for them regardless because their parents told them too/did it. - Idiots

token101

Mary Hanafin and Mary Coughlan. They must have been stroking something.

Stiffler2

Health minister was an obese overweight monster
Transport minister didn't have a driving license
And so on

lastlaugh

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Health minister was an obese overweight monster
Transport minister didn't have a driving license
And so on

Ah c'mon now, just 'cause she was a little chunky doesn't mean she wasn't good at her job!

DEFTLEFTHAND

Overseeing the greatest period of prosperity this country has ever seen.

mike65

Selling passports for cash.

Liam Byrne

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Overseeing the greatest period of prosperity this country has ever seen.

By "overseeing", you mean "blowing", right ? Or "barely taking notice of what's really going on" ?

Leo Dowling

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Health minister was an obese overweight monster

Just one of the myriad of ways FF and FG are carbon copies of each other.

mike65

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Health minister was an obese overweight monster
Transport minister didn't have a driving license
And so on

Progressive Dessocrat not FF

Shryke

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Overseeing the greatest period of prosperity this country has ever seen.

Overseeing it in the worst fashion possible. Are you actually serious?

Underdraft

Timing the SSIA scheme offer almost perfectly with the 2002 general election. Also making the dividend date 5 years to ensure repayment sync'd with the next election.

lastlaugh

Shryke wrote: »

Overseeing it in the worst fashion possible. Are you actually serious?

:rolleyes:
Haters gonna hate.

MrStuffins

lastlaugh wrote: »

3. Opening the floodgates and letting lots of foreign people onto our native shores

Yeah, because the Irish have never left to go live anywhere else!

tricky D

Capping the church's liability for raping and abusing children at €120 million meaning we have paid the balance which, so far, is up to a grand total of €1.22 billion.

Special thanks goes to Dr. Michael Woods from my own constituency for that piece of moral bankruptcy where he deliberately bypassed the judicary. Next time I pass him in the street when some punter is fawning over him telling him what a good job he did, I don't think I'll be able to merely walk on by, whether his wife is with him or not. Cnut of the highest order.

kupus

Building a port tunnel too small for the high rig tucks

Building PPARs

Voting Machines

Giving Unions TOO MUCH POWER.

Selling of gas fields when Norway was there to help and guide Ireland to do it independent.

McSharry, Charlie, Cowen Aherne, Lawlor, Flynn, McCrevvey Reynolds..... all a bunch of self serving impotent co*ksu*ckers that have ever walked in shoe leather.

I had to delete this line as I would probably be reported, flagged & banned with the Irish Secret Service coming to my door. It had to do with shovels and shotguns. You can fill in the blanks.

Shryke

lastlaugh wrote: »

:rolleyes:
Haters gonna hate.

Thanks for that well thought out and deeply insightful truism. I look forward to your future posts with great interest.
Sincerely yours, Shryke.

Duckworth_Luas

Destroying the Irish economy for the third generation in a row, leaving Fine Gael and Labour to clean up the mess, making the aforementioned parties look like the bad guys again, returning to power to line their pockets and destroy the Irish economy for another generation.

lastlaugh

Shryke wrote: »

Thanks for that well thought out and deeply insightful truism. I look forward to your future posts with great interest.
Sincerely yours, Shryke.

No problem Girlfriend.

Shryke

Gold.

Nolanger

Giving their female TDs ministerial jobs

SafeSurfer

Doing nothing to end 30 years of conflict in the north....oh wait

retalivity

being completely inept, but "ah shurrr arent we grand, here, have planning permission to build your 4 bedroom house in an elevated & unspoiled location. Remember me at election time"

Liam Byrne

lastlaugh wrote: »

Shryke wrote: »

Overseeing it in the worst fashion possible. Are you actually serious?

:rolleyes:
Haters gonna hate.

Maybe they wouldn't if they weren't given so many astronomically valid reasons to?

dilallio

Iodine Tablets

The_Thing

Celia Larkin

lastlaugh

Liam Byrne wrote: »

Maybe they wouldn't if they weren't given so many astronomically valid reasons to?

Liam, I don't log on here to have depressing political debates or point score against other posters.

I like to try and have a laugh on here, although you may view this as simplistic and idiotic, I really couldn't give a flying F*ck to be honest.

Rud

Kishogue Train Station

Liam Byrne

lastlaugh wrote: »

Liam Byrne wrote: »

Maybe they wouldn't if they weren't given so many astronomically valid reasons to?

Liam, I don't log on here to have depressing political debates or point score against other posters.

I like to try and have a laugh on here, although you may view this as simplistic and idiotic, I really couldn't give a flying F*ck to be honest.

Nothing funny or original about the repeated-ad-nauseum phrase "haters gonna hate".

If and when you come up with a post that's original and funny that we can have a laugh at, let us know!

Arnold Layne

It's founder being instrumental in the cause and start of the Civil War; in part over the pledge of allegiance to the english monarch and then swearing the oath in 1927 to claim power with FF.

Inverse to the power of one!

2 pages in and no mention of the bank guarantee!!! :O

Probably the biggest fúck-up in international financial history!

44leto

Charley Mc Creevy I generally blame him for most the mess we are in, but I always remember him abolishing the betting tax. He is generally known for enjoying a flutter.

laugh

Allowing Enda become our leader uncontested, a few years of this bimbo and the people will forgive and forget.

Liam Byrne

laugh wrote: »

Allowing Enda become our leader uncontested, a few years of this bimbo and the people will forgive and forget.

Hopefully not.

Swapping lying idiots in and out won't improve our lot.

cml387

The list is endless

Giving full driving licenses to people who had two provisional licenses.

The great "decentralisation" disaster.

Buying out the Talbot workers by giving them wages for life to do nothing.

Abolishing rates on private homes, now having to be re-introduced at the worst possible time.

Getting your election agent to vote for you twice.

Threatening phone calls to Uachtaran na h-Eireann

Planting trees and removing said trees after election

Constab2

Lisbon 1 & 2
Shell to sea(shameful collusion of State powers & big business)
The HSE
NAMA
& the famous 'We are not in discussions with the IMF'
They(FF) & sister party(FG) have destroyed & will destroy respectively my kids future ,Not long before Wife & I will be waving goodbye at the airport to the two of them,educated,qualified,leaving.Totally depressing.

cabbage kid

Attempting to shuffle the cabinet just before the election so more of the bastards could get a ride on the gravy train, if only for a short while.

cml387

Giving the Catholic church a deal limiting the amount they had to pay into a compensation fund for child abuse

blow69

Things that involved high levels of planning and yet the end product was hugely flawed.

e.g. not connecting the two Luas lines.


Not creating the underground Metro, which would have made access to Dublin Airport easier, sooner. No, instead they offset the budget surpluses on bonuses for already overpaid figureheads and politicians and SW add-ons.